Nothing ever happens
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Nothing ever happens is a gem.
Nothing ever happens is a phrase commonly used on /pol/ and other boards in response to expected major "happenings" that turn out to be a nothingburger. It is the exact opposite of the phrase "It's Happening" which is commonly used on 4chan and soyjak.party in anticipation for something exciting that is about to happen.
Two more weeks[edit | edit source]
Two more weeks is another phrase used in a similar manner.
It's origin can be traced back to /pol/ in 2019, where it had some use in the MAGA circles[1]. At the start of the COVID pandemic some schizo spammed something along the lines of "TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE WORLD ENDS",[2] which quickly became an ironic meme to make fun of doomsdayers[3]. During and after the 2020 election, it was used to make fun of MAGA and QAnon thinking that Trump is going to coup the US Government.
Eventually it was adopted into a general slang to make fun of happenings junkies.
List of times when nothing ever happened[edit | edit source]
The Zone-sama Dox thread[edit | edit source]
During the events Operation 9/11, after Minus8 had a spreg and left the web, 'teens thought it was a good idea to go after Zone-Sama, a very popular Porn "artist", who is best known for making animations like look too similar to show that is being "parodied". Zone-Sama is also commonly miscredited for creating the Anhka Ride animation, which was originally created by the previously mentioned Minus8. During the thread, the only things 'teens were able to find were find were a name- that being Peter Murray Hill, country of origin- which was the UK, and that his grandfather was a notable actor, who likely would be disappointed in what his grandson was doing. But the thread was abandoned because as you all know, Nothing Ever Happens.
Goongate[edit | edit source]
This section is an excerpt from Goongate, or something
As of 18 October 2025, there have been no discernible consequences for those involved. The Goonclown was active on Roblox, so it's unlikely that he has been arrested or kicked out of the house.[5] However after Ruben Sim and his friends reported Goonclown's account 1,179 times, Roblox finally decided that Goonclown was too much of a liability and banned him from the platform.[6] It is more than likely that Roblox only banned him because he was rocking the boat too much, as they have let pedophiles such as MisterObvious (real name Julian Kurk) and Mah_Bucket (real name Andrew J Whicker) stay on the website for years. Mah_Bucket was also connected with Goonclown. [7] Ella/Jean "Sodacat" Hollywood is still making tranny porn and openly embracing being a gooner on Twitter.[8]He has also used his connections in the prostitute industry to get tranny prostitutes to get acting roles on Euphoria.[9] F1NN5TER is still in contact with Jean "Sodacat" Hollywood and they regularly send each other pornography. He also defended Jean on stream, saying that the accusations raised against him are false and merely transphobia.[4]
March 26, 2025[edit | edit source]
- Main article: /soy/ timer
The worst nothingburger in the history of this site. A countdown that started a hundred days ago finally reached zero and absolutely nothing happened to the surprise of no one. Fuck niggers. IT WAS INEVITABLE MEDS NOW!!!
Great Cuckset[edit | edit source]
Main article: Great Cuckset
While we managed to dox some 'cuck jannies, the site came back 10 days later. This may be one of the most "nothing ever happens" moment (tho this event was gemmy and probably one of the best sharty awards from a long time).
The Epstein list[edit | edit source]
The Epstein list refers to alleged high-profile individuals tied to Jeffrey Epstein’s trafficking network, centered around child abuse and exploitation on his private island. Names speculated include billionaires, politicians, and royalty, though proof varies. Attorney General Pam Bondi was the official who publicly stated that an Epstein “client list” was “sitting on my desk right now to review, the FBI later claiming it doesn't exist or remains sealed, fueling public suspicion of elite protection.
Citations
- ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/229883385/#229886019
- ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%22two%20more%20weeks%22/start/2020-01-01/order/asc/
- ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%22two%20more%20weeks%22/start/2020-01-01/order/asc/page/5/
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 https://kiwifarms.st/threads/f1nn5ter-jude-howarth-rose-elizabeth-evergreen.169284/post-16974438
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-16995936
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/page-74#post-17054673
- ↑ https://youtu.be/jQQpjjHXO1M?feature=shared&t=249
- ↑ https://twitter.com/sodacatxxx (archived October 20th 2023)
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/page-75#post-17062129
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