Soyism

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Soyism is a cult Minority Religion[1] that involves the worship of soyjakking culture, ideology, and its community[2] from the perspective that soyjakking and that the soyjak is a holy sacred artifact from Aryanheaven,[it just is, ok?] The main scripture of Soyism is the Soyble. a collection of teachings, proverbs, and prophesies.[3] The main deity/being of worship of Soyism is Soot.

Origins of Soyism[edit | edit source]

Soyism started around July 2023, when a soyteen posted a verse in a thread.[3] The Origins of Soyism are controversial among Soyists due to the fact that they're fucking delusional it's a holy scripture.[it just is, ok?]

Citations

  1. Because i said so
  2. Nobody does this.
  3. 3.0 3.1 https://archive.is/ZeEVa