Shit nobody cares about
>oh my oldfag kultur this is just like muh ED articles, can’t wait for the kino soy version of “offended” next with ovar 9000 DNBs!!!!!11
Shit nobody cares about (SNCA), also known as Raisin Nobody Cares About (RNCA), refers to a thing or a list of things that (You) are personally interested in but that literally nobody else in the world gives two fucks about. The opposite is shit everybody cares about (SECA).
Science Lover is the one variant that transhearts talking about shit nobody cares about the most. He's even got a shirt to express how much he enjoys that shit nobody cares about. This, of course, is meant to represent (You) and how you won't ever shut the fuck up about THAT SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT.
Around mid-to-late 2025 versions of the phrase "shit nobody cares about" butchered gemmed up by AI image generation tools like "shit nophono cares fan about" and "shit nobaldi cares abot" have risen in popularity. They are often paired with AI gigachads.
This page is totally not a copy of the one from Encyclopedia Dramatica. The one thing we are missing from this page is a gallery containing memes saying that you don’t give a fuck with some r34 and gore.
List of shit nobody cares about (even doe I care about those) (even doe someone cared enough to list them)[1][edit | edit source]
>I care about all these things albeit
- your mama
- The useless edits I make on the 'ki out of boredom
- Anything that makes your clitty leak
- The first reference that links you to a Canadian website.
- The nu variant you just created
- The new subvariant you just created
- Some coal that got forced for 3 hours to 2 days
- A GET on some dead shitty altchan
Gigachad reading about shit nobody cares about. This is one of the rare EFL gigas - Your new IAS themed splinter.
- How much better you think /qa/ was
- How much better you think the soot era was
- The type of porn you goon to
- Any niggerfaggot on this list or that list
- Whatever NAS you're currently trying to force
- How white you think your country is
- Countrywars and Religion wars (ev&doe there's a whole site dedicated to these)
- The dead thread you just bumo'd
- The Xitter tranny that you just doxed (ev&doe there's a whole board dedicated to this)
- Your 3 day ban on 4cuck
- How you're ban-evading on the sharty
- The soyjak thread you just made on 4cuck
- How much you spam
- Starving African Babies
- The Immigrant Rape Crisis (you voted for it)
- How shit the 'log is
- Anyone or anything with a thread on Kiwifarms
- What your cock (or neovagina) looks like or what color it is
- The gigantic raisin you took when you woke up this morning
- Your grandpa's battle with cancer
- Your lame theory on how the sharty is dying
- How much you hate Kuz
- How much you hate Max
- How much you hate Angeleno
- How much you hate Doll
- How much you hate Froot
- How much you hate Root / Nuadmin
- How much you hate 9a0c / Limeade
- How much you hate Quote
- How much you hate Boot
- How much you hate a piece of media
- How much you hate niggers
- Your lame political fanfiction
- Your lame erotic fanfiction involving popular Soysphere related characters.
- Whatever Discord drama you currently have
- [RANDOM SCAPEGOAT] you attempt to make someone else believe actually exists
- Your favorite programming language
- Your favorite software
- Any significant pop culture event in the last 16 years
- Any American president before Theodore Roosevelt
- The new stonetoss comic (ev&doe there's a whole board dedicated to this)
- Any Xitter screenshot that you post involving a literal who e-celeb
- Terraria Calamity Mod lore
- How good you are at any particular Fromsoftware game
- Ongezellig
- Your brand new soyjak themed ARG
- Women Rights
- Gay Rights
- Trans Rights
- St. Johns Bridge (Who cares how many troons had been ack'ed! from this bridge, ev&doe you're not living at United States!)
- Soycraft
- Soytopia
- Dailyjak
- Cytube
- Kiwifarms
- Rdrama
- King Caesar
- Fnf pedo
- This very website
- SoyBooru
- soyjak.party
- Soyjak
- God
- Jesus
- Earth
- Everything (Well, not everything doealbeit. See here)
- The universe
- Your new obsession with something
- Your blogpost
- You
- Anything I say is SNCA
Shit everybody cares about[edit | edit source]
Shit everybody cares about (SECA) is the opposite of shit nobody cares about (SNCA). It often creates important and engaging conversations between people.
List of shit everybody cares about[edit | edit source]
>I don't care about any of these things albeit- Gemmy thread
- Cobson
- Where you live (Either your country or entire address)
- Your mom
- Obsession
- Biological women (ev&doe we listed women rights as snca)
- Your dad
- GETs
- This very page (ironically)
- The C.I.A killing the Party host (if this ever happens, the teens will be refugees.)
- Being transphobic🗝️
- Me
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