Why I Should Be King of America

This page is an exhibit on how NOT to make an article.It was originally slated for deletion due to being nophono schizobabble.
You VVILL NOT create articles like this.

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(You) shall use the King's English.

>FUCK YOU NIGGER DELETE THIS PAGE KYS DIE LITERAL WHO NOPHONO WILL ELECT YUO

This page is a gem.

1. I make trannies leak

2. Lolicon is considered 'p now so if you have it you get irl 'nished

3. Hire grandma to feed cats

4. Live in big castle with bows and swords and stuff

5. Goyslop is now illegal

6. Plastic = bad now

7. NAS is outlawed

8. Roman Catholicism is the main religion because it's based and it makes trannies leak

9. No sandniggers or Jews

10. Stalin will not eat anything with big spoon BUT HE IS