Cat

>Though maybe you were looking for the booru mod?

This is about something very lovely and wholesome!How amazing!

This page and its contents are very /calm/ingFeel free to sit back and relax while reading this page.

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3-4% of all Cats in the whole world are ARYAN60-85% are born deaf doe

Cats are a species of mammal that can be found all over the world, except for Antarctica. They are cute and cruel at the same time. Cats are the cutest animals to ever live ^{[just like dogs]}! Sometimes, cats will get posted to Reddit, JewTube or anywhere at anytime because of how cute and popular they are on the interwebs! Unfortunately, some Redditards will force feed their poor cats a lot of biscuits and catnip in order to make the obese. They do this because for some retarded reason Redditors LOVE fat cats. This may be because they themselves are incredibly hefty.

Cats also have a board of their own on 4chan (OH MY ANONYMOUS KINO, IS THAT THE HACKER KNOWN AS 4CHAN??). Cats are sometimes even posted on soyjak.party (BIGOTED CHUDCEL WEBSITE, DNI). Many 'teens have even named their cute companions after Soyjak culture!

Cats on soyjak.party

Cats are usually cute, but there was once a "Soyjak variant" named "Catjak" which was very much not cute. It was traced from an AI generated image and forced HARD by some nophono from the Shoally. Catjak's first post was around 2023 and was subsequently banned from the SoyBooru shortly after its creation.

There's another alternative version, which is iron since it's quite a divisive among 'teens. The catjak alternative in question was posted onto the 'ru on April 5, 2024. On Christmas Day 2025, or Christmas Eve if you live in America, a new variant called "Gapecat" was created. It depicted a very small gapejak with glasses and a tail. However, it lacked both a stubble and an open mouth, rendering it NAS.

There are also a few cat-themed subvariants of popular Soyjaks including Impjak and Feraljak.

Famous cats

Some kitties are incredibly popular, especially online. The following is a list of them:

Grumpy Cat (AKA Tardar Sauce)^[1]
Garfield
Larry the Cat^[2]
Heathcliff
Hello Kitty
Maru the Cat^[3]
Nyan Cat
Uncle Bao
Meimei

A few facts about cats!

They have whiskers placed all over their bodies (cheeks, above the eyes, chin, back and front legs). Each set of whiskers helps the cat perform specific tasks.
Their iconic 'meow' is only used when communicating with us.
Most love tuna, even though it's not a healthy option.
When they gently bump their head against you, they transfer their scent. This behavior is a major sign of trust and bonding.
99.9% of calico cats are female.
80% of orange cats are male.
Around 70% of white cats with blue eyes are deaf.
Cats get annoyed if you keep petting their back or belly and will try to bite or scratch you!
Cats kill more birds then cars, and wind turbines combined each year.