Goonhitler
Goonhitlers are mutant nigger creatures that are mostly animal hybrids commonly seen on /soy/. Goonhitlers can be said to be a derivative of pet niggers, but with features that bring them closer to 'O.
Evolution[edit | edit source]
The term "goonhitler" was first coined by a /bant/ poster known as Doomtranny or DT in August 2023.[1] Tales of goonhitlers are present throughout the mythos of many indigenous cultures, and fossil records indicate that goonhitlers may have undergone mass extinction around 10,000 BC. The goonhitler population underwent a boom when Chinese geneticists began breeding them in captivity for sale as exotic pets.
Interaction with Humans[edit | edit source]
There are many known videos that show people encountering and even petting goonhitlers. They seem to be friendly as they just have fun without giving any fucks.
Conservation[edit | edit source]
Many subspecies of goonhitlers (such as Great Sea Goonhitlers) are considered by the IUCN to be Endangered species. This means that they are often legally difficult to own as property, similar to base model African Americans.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
-
Losothian Long Eared Goonhitlers barking up a storm!
-
Wild Tunneler Goonhitler being fed a Strawberry
-
Feeding time for the Great Sea Goonhitler as seen in the Aquatic Jigaboos Aquarium in Port Elizabeth South Africa.
-
-
A young herding goonhitler's multiple baa (yes I are ELS, how would you tell?)
