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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the Party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

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Soyteens Never Die! (Parody of "Rhodesians Never Die!")[edit | edit source]

Original: YouTube PreserveTube

Here's the story of the Sharty
A land both gem and nice
On the 20th of September
An Independent site
This was much against the wishes
Of the 4cuck p*dos
Whose jannys tried to break us down
And make us dead n*gros^[a]
But we're all soyteens and we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our board a free board
from the normgroids coming in
We'll keep them out of soyjak.party
'till that shitholes's running dry
And this mighty land will prosper
for soyteens never die

They can send their f*gs to Soybooru
They can leak their clits from hate
But the cost of keeping this land gem
Can never be too great
'Cause our soyteens are fighting
For the 'jaks they hold dear
And this board and all its people
Will never disappear
'Cause we're all soyteens and we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our board a free board
from the normgroids coming in
We'll keep them out of soyjak.party
'till that shitholes's running dry
And this mighty land will prosper
for soyteens never die

We'll preserve this little nation
For our raids and doxes too
Once you're a soyteen
No other site will do
We will stand tall in the black sun
With truthnukes upon our sides
And if we have to go alone
We'll go alone with pride
'Cause we're all soyteens and we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our board a free board
from the normgroids coming in
We'll keep them out of soyjak.party
'till that shitholes's running dry
And this mighty land will prosper
for soyteens never die

Soy City - Jartyflies[edit | edit source]

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million jartyflies
brimmed up the sharty as I fell asleep
Cause they'd fill the jarty
And leave poo drops everywhere
You'd think me rude but I would just stand and
Stare

I'd like to make myself believe
That the jarty dies, slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
Cause everything is never as it seems

Cause I'd get a thousand diseases
From ten thousand jarty bugs
As they tried to teach me how to post 'p
A jartycuck above my head
A shemmycuck beneath my bed
The coal is just hanging by a thread
(Thread, thread...)

I'd like to make myself believe
That the jarty dies, slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
Cause everything is never as it seems
(When I fall asleep)

Leave my door open just a crack
(Please take me away from here)
Cause I feel like such an insomniac
(Please take me away from here)
Why do I tire of counting jartyflies?
(Please take me away from here)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep
(Ha-ha)

To ten million jartyflies
I'm weird cause I hate goodbyes
I got t50 eyes as they said o algo
(Said o algo)
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar
(Jar, jar, jar...)

I'd like to make myself believe
That the jarty dies, slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
Cause everything is never as it seems
(When I fall asleep)

[x2]
I'd like to make myself believe
That the jarty dies, slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams

Partypal (Original by Lil Watermark)[edit | edit source]

Original: Youtube

Xis performance

(whispering breath) "heh. 'qa won."

Xhe posted it again

Xhe posted Soytan

I still love xher anyway anyway

Says Cobson's keyed

I disagree

I'm for the qa until I die

Till I die

Xhes my partypal

Xhes on the booru

Xhes my partypal

In the raid threads

Says Cobson's keyed

I disagree

Xhes my partypal

Xhes my partypal for life

I posted it again

I posted brimstone

Xhe doesnt love me anymore

Anymore

Calls up the mods

And now I'm blocked

Theres no more 'ems on my 'og

On my 'og

Battle Cry Of Doxxing - George Frederick Froot[edit | edit source]

Yes we’ll rally round the /raid/ 'teens, we’ll rally once again,

Shouting the battle cry of doxxing,

We will rally from the /raid/ boards,

We’ll gather from the site

Shouting the battle cry of doxxing

Chorus:

The woahjacks forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah!

Down with the gooner, up with the 'jaks;

While we rally round the /raid/, 'teens, rally once again,

Shouting the battle cry of Doxxing!

We are springing to the call with a gorilliom soyteens more,