Taxation

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Taxation is when the government takes your money you earned at your full-time desk job and gives it to Israel. If you don't like it, you are literally an evil antisemite who wants Hamas to murder 6 goyrillion babies o mashehu.

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Forms of Taxation

Taxation comes in several forms:

• Income tax, where the government taxes you based on income from employment. This is one of the least efficient taxes (in growth)

• Sales tax, a consumption tax where everything you buy has a slight extra charge.

• Property tax, where the government taxes you based on the value of your property. Property taxes are the most efficient taxes due to the fact property is immovable, but they also discourage construction of property, according to Georgists, who believe you should be taxed on the value of land

• Value-Added Tax, a consumption tax where the government taxes producers at each stage of the production process. This is one of the most efficient taxes but America can't do it because its communist or something. Literally every country besides America has a value added tax.

• Corporate income tax, an income tax, where the government taxes corporations. The least efficient tax but it'd be like bad to remove it and stuff

• Wealth taxes, no one can agree what they actually are but progressives say they can be used to fund everything, including a welfare state.

There's like 6 million other forms but the gemmiest is California's exit tax where they charge you for leaving their hell hole.

Spending of Tax Dollars

When you pay your taxes, remember that it's always going towards a good cause, like giving George Floyd's family $27 Million dollars (even doe he was only worth a counterfeit $20), spending $10 Million dollars on Pakistani Gender Programs (during an awful recession^{(which somehow alleviates the recession)}), billions of dollars to a bunch of random third world African shit holes that still end up being run by war lords and being infested with AIDS, Ukraine, and of course, the Jews, who literally receive billions of dollars per year from US taxpayers.

Congress is really bad at spending your tax dollars because congressmen just want to win the midterms every two years and have no incentive to focus on long-term issues.

Reception

Many chuds don't like how their tax money is spent. The alt-right believes that we shouldn't support black trans queens with the welfare programs they desperately need to stay alive and absolutely slay. Many Libertarians and Ancaps will often say things like "Taxation is Theft" (White Supremacist, Fascist dog-whistle). (ev&doe that's an anarchist position and anarchists are (((Jewish)))) <- a deep state jew typed this with xher nose.

Another common talking point is the idea that rich people aren't paying their fair share, and should receive heavier taxes. This is an extremely antisemitic statement according to peer reviewed studies.

The median voter really hates taxes but wants everything to be given to them for free.

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See also

• Libertarianism
• Anarcho-capitalism