Threadjakking

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A threadjak.

Threadjakking is a theoretical dueling technique that involves 'jakking the very posts or thread of your opponent. This technique was seemingly first invented by some /soy/ NuLee with a glowie theme who would 'jak posts into hanging soyjaks, although it may have been attempted before that but gone unnoticed.

Unfortunately Threadjakking was a one hit wonder which stopped being done after the day it was coined, this dueling technique would become unused since it required

constant screenshots which it made it less effective towards the traditional martial art of quoting with a soyjak.

Soystorians theorized that threadjakking isnt a new technique but actually an ancient one, this art of soyduel unfortunaly lost the arms race competition agaisnt soydueling with images,ASCII soyjaks and site emotes.

Possible theadjakkers

• Feraljak: Some soyteens theorized that he might use threadjakking when running out of soyjaks, never seen actually using this technique.
• Slopjak: Experts have a strong theory over Slopjak actually being the creator of this art of dueling by comparing his erratic nature, to this date there's 0 instances of
• Slopjak using it.
• El perro rabioso: Gapejak saw him on a thread taking a screenshot and drawing random stuff over it, turns out he was just sperging out on /qa/ over a barneyfag.
• Beastjak: Dr.Soystein caught a glimpse of Beastjak dooling over a /pol/ thread, he realized that the screen was just smeared in raisin.
• Babyjak: The most likely user of this art, experts and snopes have a really strong opinion about Babyjaks being masters of this dueling technique, still not convinced
• since the similarities of soydueling and toddler doodles could be just accidental strokes of ideas from early age.
• Soyprano: Was spotted posting a threadjak, jannies pruned and removed all references of more threadjakking since only one snapshot of him using the technique is currently available
• in the archives.