The CIA

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A CIA agent portrayed as a soyjak. Note the warm, friendly, glow emanating from him.

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CIA or the Central Intelligence Agency is an American intelligence service. The CIA and its staff members are widely featured in pop culture and memes. ███ was once an agent, too.

CIA agents are said to emanate a warm and friendly glow, so much so that they glow in the dark.

You may know some of the CIA's famous psychological operations, such as Operation 67, a CIA effort to wipe all traces of Thrembo from the internet, and obscure it's existence to the public. Despite what chuds say about the negative nature of this operation, the motive behind it was profoundly positive - done to protect the world's population from trannies, who intended to use thrembo to mathematically prove they could, in fact, become real women (even doe Gödel mathematically proved trannies really can't be women so marge). Through biological agents known as "schizo meds", the CIA has altered the brains of most of the world's population to remove all knowledge of thrembo, or Operation 67. This, however, has had the unfortunate side effect of ████ ████ ████ ████████████ ████ ██████ ███ ██████ █ ████ ██████ ██████ █ ███ ████ ███ ███ ████████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ██████ █ ███ ███ ██████ █████ ███ ████ ███ ██████ significant threat to ████ ███ ████ ██████ █████ █████ █████ ██ ████ ███████ ███ █████ ███ ██ ████ ████ █ ████ █████ ████ at least 13,000,000 affected, likely ████ █████ █████ ████ ████████ ███ ████ ██ ██████ genitals were destroyed ███████████ ████ ███████ █████████ ████ ██ ███ ████████ ███████ █ ██████████

CIA bad because...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm they just are, okay, BECAUSE retarded niggers like larping SCHIZOID DISORDERS thats half this fucking page at this point, because soyteen, niggers will be niggers, remember that."LOOK AT ME IM SO SCHIZO OR WHATEVER IM so important that THEY are SILENCING ME ON THE BALD CARTOON NIGGER 4CUCK CLONE

CIA is the COAL that killed le internet o algo.

The CIA only wants to protect you, remember to NOT use Tor, VPNs, non-proprietary operating systems or anything that may hinder their ability to monitor your activities.

About 80% of the CIA and FBI are Mormons, they also usually are former nazis/neo-nazis who want to harm muh heccin jewerinos and we can't allow that because... because we just can't, ok?!?! Stop being a threat to our democracy you heckin' CHUD!

In Pop Culture

CIA was the man the selfish little fuck who was sent to capture ███ ███ ███. This undertaking proved to be █████ ████ as a result of ██████████████, and when ███ ███ ███ learnt of this, he invited CIA over for a cup of tea, which he happily accepted. They then proceeded to chat merrily about their lives. CIA then exited the residence of ███ ███ ███ in a safe and calm manner, and returned home, unharmed.

Upon learning that CIA had failed his mission, he was ███ ███ ████ ███ ████ ████████ █████████ ████ ████████ █████ ██ ███████████ ███ ███ ████████ ██ ██ ███████████ ███ ████ Soylent™ █████ ████ ███ ████ █████ ███ ██████████ ████ █████ ████ █ ████████ ██████ ███████ ████ ███████████ ████████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ████ ████ ████ ██ ███ █████ ███████ ██ ███ █████ ████████ ███ ████ ██ ████ ████████ ██████ ████ ████████ ███ ██ ██ ███ ██ ████ █████ ███████ ███████ ██ ████ ██ ███ ████████ ████ █████ █████████ according to Kuznetsov. ███ ████ ██ █████████ ████ ████████ ██████████ ███ █████████ ██ ███ ██████ █████ ███████ ███████

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And CIA also created ████████, doe. And they're also collecting data from you via the memes you share on the internet. If you're a good goy, they might even send you to a trip to "Planet Dirt" where you may live in a pod aboard "USS kamikaze" and feast on delicious red and black liquens for the rest of your life.

Gallery

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  The man nicknamed CIA doesn't exist, disregard this image, forget You ever viewed it.
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  A Soyjak trio of CIA agents.
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  >THE HOLES IN THE MOON ARE NOT A RESULT OF A GIANT TAPEWORM BURROWING ITS WAY THROUGH THE SURFACE TO THE CORE WHERE IT LIVES

See also

CIA and its tactics to control chans

External links

https://mega.nz/folder/0zdDwRAY#8QsX_8-c4kMN0CEqKrRUFA

https://patents.google.com/patent/US6813330

https://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm

Citations

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