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Soyjakking puts the soyjak insoyjak.party!
This page is a gemerald.
>I don't get paid enough for this...
Soyjakking, also known as 'jakking in Soyspeak, is an ancient artform centered around the creation and posting of 'jaks. This page is a definitive guide for new'jakkers on how to create gemmy 'jaks. There are also many essays written by soyteens that attempt to elucidate 'jakking, one such essay can be found here.
Before continuing, (You) should always remember that Soyjaks were originally made to mock soyboys, though this was blown heavily out of proportion by 4chans /qa/ by turning them into postmodern absurdist inside jokes.
You VVILL avoid things mentioned in this section and, hopefully, you won't end up becoming the creator of Poopson.
Anti-aliasing,
Thick eyebrows,
Iris,
Glasses lacking handles,
No forehead wrinkes/mouth lines,
Stubble made up of the same lines,
Remember that 'jaks are kind of like the free market (oh my lolbertarianism) and that if yours doesn't really have a purpose for existing, a niche so to say, it probably won't be used by other 'teens that much.
FACT: If one has to force a variant then it most likely wasn't good to begin with. You will NOT apply this logic to Cobson.
Another set of guidelines; take them with a grain of sproke thoughever
paint.net is somewhat similar to paint, thoughever you can choose multiple brush sizes with aliasing and apply effects, plug-ins for such exist and are recommended, like if you want to make a deformed soyjak, there's a plugin or two for that!
Recommended tool for making high-quality 'jaks. Adobe is a bunch of selfish greedy little fucks and you would just be selling your soul to them, so just pirate this application.🗝️ Visit the linked article to learn how.
Excellent all-round tool; can be used to create high quality GIFs and Drawings alongside its main functionalities.
An actual "Soyjak Maker" software does indeed exist, it's similar to Pimpmygun, but for obviously soyjak merges. It lacks some basic features and has been abandoned for a while but it's still usable as it's a local install.
A free 3D modeling graphics software. It can do animation as well. Up there in terms with serious professional software. Use Paint 3D if you dont know how to model.
Used for simple gif edition, adding text to a gif, making gifs out of multiple images, cropping, resizing, optimization, also some basic effects to add to a gif.
To be researched: What about opencut.app doe?. Can (You) help us?
Simple video editor, lets you choose from many templates. Used usually to make shitty montages with jaks. Good features are locked behind a premium paywall and its bad because of datamining and etc.
Enshittified by the greedy fucks over at ByteDance. Don't use this.
A better list of AI generated tools in general can be found here: https://artificialanalysis.ai/ (click Leaderboards > Anything you want (i.e. text to video)
Free and good AI video maker. Watermark is easily bypassable. 60 credits a day (one default generation is 20 credits, so roughly 3 default generations a day). Use this as a way to make multiple accounts.
Freemium Video AI Maker with limited credits on signup. Takes a bit to generate the videos, 5 seconds long. The tool of choice for making AI gigachads.
(Creating Google accounts on Google-made devices grants no 2FA input and allows you to spam accounts easily without requiring 200 phone numbers.)(Also you might be able to make Googles accounts on any cheap android phone without a number (make sure your sim isn't inserted))
A new form of bone-chilling AI-generated kino, in development, has sound, limited to a certain selection of countries so use a VPN, prompts are filtered, 100 video generation limit per day.
Probably the best AI video generator currently available, requires a subscription or something, only ever used for the Soyjak Movie.
https://aistudio.google.com/models/veo-3
Even though this program is now Abandon-ware, it is still a great tool for creating your own games, animations and rich internet applications. Learn how to create and upload your own flash gems to the Sharty by following the linked article.
