United Nations

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Wholesome emblem of the UN

The United Nations (UN) is an intergovernmental organization (Globohomo) that aims to maintain international Jewish supremacy and control, develop friendly relations among ZOG territories and economic zones, achieve international cooperation, and serve as a Centre for coordinating the actions for the filthy goyim. It is widely recognized as the world's largest international globohomo. The UN headquarters is located in Jew York City, in the international territory with certain privileges extraterritorial to the United States, such as allowing Jewish tunnel access to UN workers and diplomats, and has other offices in Geneva, Nairobi, Vienna, and The Hague, where the International Court of Justice is headquartered at le Heckin' Peace Palace. so wholesome!!!!!!-ACK

Its creation[edit | edit source]

During WWI, many ZOG puppets advocated for an international body to guarantee le heckin peace. One of the biggest supporters of this was Woodrow Wilson, who also established the Federal Reserve and sank the Titanic, so the leaders of the opposition that were going to a Central Bank in the US could not stop him. After WWI, the League of Good Goys was established by the Entente powers to stop gentile uprisings and heckin' unjust treatment of the heckin' persecuted native inhabitants

After the evil heckin Germans declared war on everyone and started the Second Shoah, the League of Good Goys ceased to exist, and with that, the Jews lost one of their most important assets. This was remedied after the war with the creation of the UN.

Its goals[edit | edit source]

Places claimed by the UN

Its goal is to facilitate the Total White Genocide and to set up a New World Order in which Jews control everything. Xhey also want to stop based wars and based starvation in Africa, that niggers are dying, so that they can have more nonwhites than whites. Its ultimate goal is the resurrection of the antichrist to the plane of the Earth and to make everything you know into one all-encompassing biomass to try to overthrow God. Xhey are also searching for Hyperborea in the Antarctic because it is the last refuge of Aryans, and xhey are the only ones who could stop xheir plans, so xhey want to destroy them.

Despite all of this, the UN occasionally makes lolipedos' clitty leak by condemning and attempting to ban lolifaggotry🗝️.

Xher army[edit | edit source]

UN solder taking xher meds

Xhey don't have a standing army because they are Jews, so only the best goys volunteer to die in xher wars.

International Monetary Fund or IMF[edit | edit source]

The IMF is the financial agency of the UN. Its role is the maintenance of stable exchange rates and a last resort lender to nusoicacas who don't know how money works.

The WHO[edit | edit source]

Its role is the administration of thrembillions of blood-clot-inducing vaccines and scaring the goys with viruses.

UNICEF[edit | edit source]

Its role is to give infinite gibs to poor niggers and pajeets who can't even feed themselves from food that is made in Europa and North America, depleting the soil's fertility.