Topaz

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This page is literally a topaz.

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A topaz in real life.

Topaz is a silicate mineral made of aluminum and fluorine with the chemical formula Al₂SiO₄(F, OH)₂. It is used as a gemstone in jewelry and other adornments. It's typically depicted as brownish-orange, although most topazes are either colorless or blue.^[1]

It also used to define high-effort schizobabble.^{[although nobody says this and say margerald instead] [I say this though]} It's mostly used in this very wiki to classify nonsensical pages.^[2]

Notable Topazes

• Russo-Ukrainian War
• Sex
• Covid-19
• Ijak
• 1904
• ESLbabble
• (You)

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