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The Jarty Village (Sesotho: ''Tjartimotse'') is a village in the Mafeteng district of [[Lesotho]]. As of 2024, it has 1,488 citizens, with 94% of them belonging to the [[ESL FNF Pedo|Ef'N'Ef]] tribe. Notable people with ancestry from | The '''Jarty Village''' (Sesotho: ''Tjartimotse'') is a village in the Mafeteng district of [[Lesotho]]. As of 2024, it has 1,488 citizens, with 94% of them belonging to the [[ESL FNF Pedo|Ef'N'Ef]] tribe. Notable people with ancestry from the village include [[Skajyos]], [[Jake]], and [[Soyniqua]]. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
The village was discovered in 1265 by self-proclaimed Soylu emperor Andile Thovela. he wanted to find land to kidnap children and goon on them (where the Gooning to 'P ritual started). During the Free State-Basotho war the village was a stronghold against the [[Coco|boer]] ytbois and the warriors from the village repelled attacks after attacks. When Basutoland became a crown colony of the British Empire a british explorer went to study the village. He accidentally saw one of the local men naked and discovered that Ef'N'Efs have the tiniest penises, even shorter than of asians. After that the village became pretty isolated. In 2000 the village was visited by the king of Lesotho himself Letsie III, during it he gave to the village the title "Heart of Lesotho goon culture". | The village was discovered in 1265 by self-proclaimed Soylu emperor Andile Thovela. he wanted to find land to kidnap children and goon on them (where the Gooning to 'P ritual started). During the Free State-Basotho war the village was a stronghold against the [[Coco|boer]] ytbois and the warriors from the village repelled attacks after attacks. When Basutoland became a crown colony of the British Empire a british explorer went to study the village. He accidentally saw one of the local men naked and discovered that Ef'N'Efs have the tiniest penises, even shorter than of asians. After that the village became pretty isolated. In 2000 the village was visited by the king of Lesotho himself Letsie III, during it he gave to the village the title "Heart of Lesotho goon culture". | ||
== Interview == | |||
[[File:Jarty village.mp4|left|border|110x110px]] {{Clear}} | |||
An excerpt from a documentary on African tribalism, showing outsiders making contact with the villagers for the first time in decades, reveals a lot about the [[India|beautiful and enriching kulchur]] of the Jarty Village. | |||
{{Quote|>I have managed to interview a member of the infamous Jarty Village in Lesotho. What do you do here in the Jarty Village?}} | |||
{{Orangetext|<wi... uhh well, wi goon 2 [['p]]. wi goon 2 [[soytan]]. wi post [[bait]]. wi sayz [[FPE|fpe]] is [[Aryan|ayran]] to annoy da [[nusoi]]s. wi-}} | |||
Shortly after this interaction, however, the man suffered from 8 undocumented niggermonkey diseases and passed away 2 days later. | |||
== See also == | |||
*[[Jarty Store]] | |||
*[[Omori bus]] | |||
Latest revision as of 11:20, 17 August 2026
The Jarty Village (Sesotho: Tjartimotse) is a village in the Mafeteng district of Lesotho. As of 2024, it has 1,488 citizens, with 94% of them belonging to the Ef'N'Ef tribe. Notable people with ancestry from the village include Skajyos, Jake, and Soyniqua.
History[edit | edit source]
The village was discovered in 1265 by self-proclaimed Soylu emperor Andile Thovela. he wanted to find land to kidnap children and goon on them (where the Gooning to 'P ritual started). During the Free State-Basotho war the village was a stronghold against the boer ytbois and the warriors from the village repelled attacks after attacks. When Basutoland became a crown colony of the British Empire a british explorer went to study the village. He accidentally saw one of the local men naked and discovered that Ef'N'Efs have the tiniest penises, even shorter than of asians. After that the village became pretty isolated. In 2000 the village was visited by the king of Lesotho himself Letsie III, during it he gave to the village the title "Heart of Lesotho goon culture".
Interview[edit | edit source]
An excerpt from a documentary on African tribalism, showing outsiders making contact with the villagers for the first time in decades, reveals a lot about the beautiful and enriching kulchur of the Jarty Village.
>I have managed to interview a member of the infamous Jarty Village in Lesotho. What do you do here in the Jarty Village?
<wi... uhh well, wi goon 2 'p. wi goon 2 soytan. wi post bait. wi sayz fpe is ayran to annoy da nusois. wi-
Shortly after this interaction, however, the man suffered from 8 undocumented niggermonkey diseases and passed away 2 days later.
