User talk:GapeNewell

Private contact: gapenewell@nigge.rs

hello gape newell — Preceding unsigned comment added by Mr bust (talk • contribs)

kys obsessed 'p dnb spammer GapeNewell (talk) 20:27, 6 May 2024 (EST)

sorry for removing the songs on the paki connetions. I was gonna add them back but you already did. they are super gemmy and deserve to be kept

Barnstar

		The Soyjak Wiki Barnstar
		For having integrity: Denied a request to make an edit on behalf of a banned user. --SprokemowerMan ● Talk Page 21:00, 11 March 2025 (EST)

Apology

I apologize for the way I acted in the #wiki IRC channel yesterday. It was immature and ungodly. --SprokemowerMan ● Talk Page 18:49, 10 February 2025 (EST)

ok GapeNewell (talk) 10:10, 14 February 2025 (EST)

pepe shadilay

i brought back pepe because it has a different use. it's for frogposters while shadilay is for meme magic praise kek trvmp type shit. ideally we could merge them since they're so similar but they fulfill different niches. also i think the NUSOIGOOGOOGAAGAAS CANT WRITE KEEEEEEEEEEEEK random text is funny so i'd like to preserve it Cobblestone (talk) 16:40, 15 February 2025 (EST)

done. i merged them together. Cobblestone (talk) 16:48, 15 February 2025 (EST)

bu5t update

I found this thread on the shoally about bu5t leaving the Soysphere and 'cord, possibly even being fedded as he wiped all of his messages from everyone's DMs on 'cord. Here's the screenshot and link. Shemmy link: https://archive.is/wip/9E1zd Screenshot link: https://imgur.com/a/hfiXYLS

plural

our policy is to have single article names. this is also how 'pedia does it dog instead of dogs etc.

with exceptions of course Cobblestone (talk) 13:32, 18 February 2025 (EST)

thx GapeNewell (talk) 16:57, 18 February 2025 (EST)

Regarding the swedishwin revert

I would appreciate an explanation as to why you reverted the vantablack template I gave to the swintard article, If you were really a Frootist you would keep the same energy you did with the blog with actual hostile splinters --Broot (talk) 16:30, 20 March 2025 (EST)

i'm not sure where exactly i am on the soylitical scale but it's a mix of frootist and sootist beliefs. i don't like talking about splinters but i consider the swinny iron because at least it's free of porn dumps and NAS. also you don't put new messages at the top nuwikislutta GapeNewell (talk) 17:56, 20 March 2025 (EST)

Then it's not for you to decide what constitutes a Frootist opinion then. Also, the splinter is trying to take down soyjak.st and this very wiki which earns its vantablack ranking, as well as having a CSAM problem like most splinters, so you're wrong about that too. Keep sticking up for them and we'll see how long your janitoral position lasts --Broot (talk) 18:17, 20 March 2025 (EST)

leaked an ip award

you should censor those before you merge an edit. i'll have jackson or sproke suppress it Cobblestone (talk) 10:24, 23 March 2025 (EST)

kolyma page

my idea was that the event is substantial enough that it deserves its own page cause of how extensive it is, but if no one writes anything to expand it or you disagree just revert it to be a line in the april fools page like before Cobblestone (talk) 10:15, 1 April 2025 (EST)

page

i think we should just stay quiet for now instead of running to advertise it for them like fools. after it inevitably dies let's document it. what do you think? Cobblestone (talk) 11:13, 3 April 2025 (EST)

why did you move the soyjak.party page to soyjak.st

soyjak.party is not just the domain it's the name of the site and people still call it that. I mean you could add a section about the domain being different but the homepage still calls it soyjak.party same with most of the banners. FRQQT will still probably bring the domain back once he finds a registrar Cobsonant (talk) 14:16, 4 April 2025 (EST) hello I'm jacolas. hello

ong

This nigga is obsessed --Broot (talk) 10:20, 29 April 2025 (EST)

soyjak.party/boards

why did you move /aryan/, /baldi/, /blepe/ and /cado/ to the deleted boards table? you can still view them theyre just hidden https://www.soyjak.st/aryan/ https://www.soyjak.st/baldi/ https://www.soyjak.st/blepe/ https://www.soyjak.st/cado/
CoblonDisciple (talk) 06:46, 1 May 2025 (EST)

they are not on the thing i use to get a full boardlist GapeNewell (talk) 07:57, 1 May 2025 (EST)

Ok? but the boards arent deleted so they shouldnt be there in the first place CoblonDisciple (talk) 10:11, 1 May 2025 (EST)

le hexking comment o algo

i love you Gapenewell --Super soyjak lover (talk) 15:02, 3 May 2025 (EST)

Hey man I need a password reset on the soyjak.blog for the sciencehater account I lost access to the email.

— Preceding unsigned comment added by ScienceHaterxxx (talk • contribs)

i don't use discord.blog, i can't help you GapeNewell (talk) 14:53, 4 May 2025 (EST)

thing

There was no need to reject this. The edit was in good faith. Special:PermanentLink/196300 Cobblestone (talk) 03:53, 16 May 2025 (EST)

>leaked an ip, edit warcaca, supports a hostile splinter, approving edits based on opinion

why was he hired again?--Broot (talk) 15:51, 16 May 2025 (EST)

yeah

mark your 1 byte difference edits as minor nusoijartycuck --Broot (talk) 19:11, 16 May 2025 (EST)

GIVE THIS MAN JANNY!!

do it saars quorte and nine ayy oh see — Jackson • DEWOTT WON! 22:03, 21 May 2025 (EST)

Xe is a janny now Cobblestone (talk) 22:32, 21 May 2025 (EST)

remove protection from template:inactive so i can move template:not Around there

CoblonDisciple (talk) 15:59, 23 May 2025 (EST)

done GapeNewell (talk) 16:01, 23 May 2025 (EST)

Why did you delete this?

Soy/ Thread No. 10403903 --SoyjakWikiEditor (talk) 16:06, 23 May 2025 (EST)

it was marked for deletion as SNCA and i deleted it for the same reason but cobblestone decided to restore it GapeNewell (talk) 16:35, 23 May 2025 (EST)

spammer

this nigger has been spamming his raisin for 5 days btw https://soyjakwiki.org/Special:Log?type=moderation&user=&page=broot&wpdate=&tagfilter=&subtype=&wpFormIdentifier=logeventslist

adding onto this, protect the page since xe wont stop spamming the queue CoblonDisciple (talk) 16:44, 23 May 2025 (EST)

geg imagine chimping out for a week because you didn't like a website that I haven't owned in like almost a year, i'll look into it tomorrow --Broot (talk) 18:15, 23 May 2025 (EST)

Why was that ever approved? It has a raw URL to the chinny. Cobblestone (talk) 22:05, 23 May 2025 (EST)

DELETE THE STURDY PAGE

IT'S THE FIRST GOOGLE RESULT WHEN YOU SEARCH IT

THE PEDOS MUST NOT SEE IT

>i don't like xim and think xe has a leaky clitty

saar almost every revision on the schlog detractor article was from you, and you also have a barnstar about me on your user page. you have no room to talking about leaking geg --Broot (talk) 00:13, 27 May 2025 (EST)

Request

Can you add Sleep under treatments in Template:Mental Health? I don't have the permissions. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Grunt (talk • contribs)

done GapeNewell (talk) 08:26, 27 May 2025 (EST)

what's this?

https://soybooru.com/post/view/111155#c727477 

--Broot (talk) 13:22, 8 June 2025 (EST)

why do you still care about this 2 months later, are you the one clitty leaking? GapeNewell (talk) 13:25, 8 June 2025 (EST)

Nigga you to tried get my template deleted, vandalised my article, have a barnstar calling me 'bru5t' because you didnt like the schlog Broot (talk) 13:32, 8 June 2025 (EST)

i tried to get your template deleted because the schlogcord was no longer FDL-controlled and thus a splinter and splinter shit shouldn't be here GapeNewell (talk) 13:38, 8 June 2025 (EST)

Then why did you upvote splinter propaganda on your booru account while you're a staff member on a sharty website? https://files.catbox.moe/fe2mo2.png Broot (talk) 13:39, 8 June 2025 (EST)

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LIKE A SPLINTER
>lets shoallycucks like scar onto schlogcord

holy hypocrisy, also splinter vs splinter drama doesn't belong on official Soysphere sites so stfu GapeNewell (talk) 14:49, 8 June 2025 (EST)

1 hour and thats all you come up with lol, I fired scar after I found out what he was anyway, shit choice of whataboutism. The only hypocrite here is you because you're updooting splinterjaks while claiming my template is splinterslop geg. Broot (talk) 15:07, 8 June 2025 (EST)

syntax rape

i think that happens when retards copy and paste html versions to notepad++ or something like that. Cobblestone (talk) 17:07, 9 June 2025 (EST)

Gathering feedback

What are your thoughts on these articles? ChudBlox Soyblox Harakat Rubluksyan al-Islamia Cobblestone (talk) 19:58, 13 June 2025 (EST)

The first could just be merged into SoySPRING. I say keep the second article as it's sharty-relevant, but the third is NAS and probably 'cord so delete it. GapeNewell (talk) 20:03, 13 June 2025 (EST)

question

why did you put my article on page protection as if you didn't approve the vandalism in the first place? --Broot (talk) 15:17, 14 June 2025 (EST)

Response for ts

Template talk:No life Cobblestone (talk) 15:53, 15 June 2025 (EST)

why did you help the Kiki guy?

He’s been making low effort pages and has been seething vandalizing multiple pages instead of making good articles or referencing literally anything. Kiki also likes bbc

Message for all helpers

A new section has been added to the janny policy. Check it out. Soyjak_Wiki:Policy#Conduct Cobblestone (talk) 13:29, 23 June 2025 (EST)

Hey, retard.

Why would you lock the shroom page because of "potential leakage" right after someone makes a false pedophilic claim about its owner? You do realize that nuschlog consists of people who will go out of their way to slander anybody that's not in their best interests, right? There's no source or citation for the "potentially a pedophile" claim, it's just some fat brazilian retard who's being used as a pawn by the fat kike Joshua. Do us all a favor and stop being such a gullible fag. Jimbo (talk) 17:14, 29 June 2025 (EST)

it's very suspicious that various unregistered editors are editing the page out of nowhere. also aren't you a shroomcuck? GapeNewell (talk) 17:36, 29 June 2025 (EST)

>it's suspicious that various editors are adding in false pedophilic accusations and vandalizing it so let me just lock the page and keep those edits up as a result

genius move! Jimbo (talk) 09:48, 1 July 2025 (EST)

^ Pedophile above me.--MoonMetropolis (talk) 17:21, 29 June 2025 (EST)

Cool it with the projection, shlomo. Jimbo (talk) 17:23, 29 June 2025 (EST)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.--MoonMetropolis (talk) 17:28, 29 June 2025 (EST)

For staff

Try to check on this from time to time. Cobblestone (talk) 06:03, 9 July 2025 (EST)

I know its you

Go dodge a tomahawk stupid venezeuloid--Broot (talk) 07:33, 16 July 2025 (EST)

leaky leak GapeNewell (talk) 07:34, 16 July 2025 (EST)

only thing thats leaking is your shitty slum roof veneco Broot (talk) 07:39, 16 July 2025 (EST)

leaky leak GapeNewell (talk) 07:45, 16 July 2025 (EST)

bvilt for liveleak cartel decapitation video Broot (talk) 14:50, 16 July 2025 (EST)

leaky leak GapeNewell (talk) 14:51, 16 July 2025 (EST)

liveleakyleak Broot (talk) 14:53, 16 July 2025 (EST)

leaky leak GapeNewell (talk) 15:00, 16 July 2025 (EST)

>Deleting defunct historic splinter links

Do we really? Kiki (talk) 14:32, 16 July 2025 (EST)

it had to be done since it redirects to an infamous foodist-filled site now GapeNewell (talk) 14:59, 16 July 2025 (EST)

.

Can you niggas stop Cobblestone (talk) 12:47, 17 July 2025 (EST)

ah yes namefag drama just like broot's shitty sites GapeNewell (talk) 12:48, 17 July 2025 (EST)

I transheart low iq third worlders abusing their mod perms Broot (talk) 12:51, 17 July 2025 (EST)

i agree that by having those "bru5t" barnstars he's obsessed with you but you're also vandalizing his userpage so you're also being obsessed. Cobblestone (talk) 12:54, 17 July 2025 (EST)

either remove the barnstar or keep the venecojak its that simple Broot (talk) 12:55, 17 July 2025 (EST)

i made it Broot from bru5t and i dont think gape would mind Cobblestone (talk) 12:56, 17 July 2025 (EST)

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

i barely participate in namefag drama because i want to be vnbothered, how about you leave my shit as is? being vnbothered is the way GapeNewell (talk) 12:56, 17 July 2025 (EST)

maybe fuck off from my shit if you want yours to be left alone Broot (talk) 12:58, 17 July 2025 (EST)

and unrevert your censorship from this talk page Broot (talk) 13:00, 17 July 2025 (EST)

Warning

If you keep shitflinging over the schlog and with broot, I'll remove your perms on the wiki. Steer clear of articles related to it just ignore them 9a0c (talk) 14:37, 19 July 2025 (EST)

Okay fine. Also consider sending a similar warning to Broot as the most active janny has ruled xe also takes part in the shitflinging. GapeNewell (talk) 14:52, 19 July 2025 (EST)

Broot is just about the most reasonable person on this entire raisin wiki team, stop fucking with his shit and he won't fuck with yours 9a0c (talk) 20:02, 19 July 2025 (EST)

Btw

I gave Fuckniggers checkuser access because he's trusted by main site staff, but he won't be able to identify evaders as well native wikicacas (you, carp, fenriris etc). If you find a new account making substantial contributions and I'm not around then email him with the email on his userpage (or use talkpage) so he can verify. Cobblestone (talk) 14:14, 9 August 2025 (EST)

New janny directive

You can reject edits if they're too ESL now (or approve and fix if you're feeling charitable). This issue has been prevalent and must be dealt with. Cobblestone (talk) 09:39, 11 August 2025 (EST)

I walked this back because some editors protested it on my talkpage. Feel free to approve ESL if you wish but I'd personally prefer (you don't HAVE to) if you fixed it if the ESL is not too extreme. Cobblestone (talk) 11:26, 11 August 2025 (EST)

Question

As a helper, can you downgrade protection on an admin-protected page and then edit it? It has been a while and I've forgotten. I'm pretty sure you can't edit cascade protected pages though. Cobblestone (talk) 15:07, 12 September 2025 (UTC)

i can't edit those pages at all, nor i can modify protection for them GapeNewell (talk) 15:09, 12 September 2025 (UTC)

Ok makes sense. Thanks. Cobblestone (talk) 15:27, 12 September 2025 (UTC)

Btw

I know it's probably a misclick but don't approve ban evaders going "plz unban so i can spam cp" on my talkpage, just reject and ban them. Cobblestone (talk) 20:58, 13 September 2025 (UTC)

Jaks

Since you have allpageedit, you should be able to edit the dailyjaks, featured gem, and featured NAS pages. Feel free to schedule stuff, just make sure it's gemmy. Cobblestone (talk) 03:00, 26 September 2025 (UTC)

nigga

you advertise the shemmy's return every single time it comes back Cobblestone (talk) 21:11, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

we can at least document its return without the giant spinning doctung you know Cobblestone (talk) 21:20, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

how are you supposed to use OpenYotsuba

so I was setting it up locally on my Linux Mint 22 server and I ran into some issues:

• Duplicate table being created in setup.php
• When I got that to work I couldn't upload pictures, only threads without any text

These are the two major errors that I got, along with some more that I forgot about. Could you maybe provide a more in-depth setup tutorial, or walkthrough video? Also, which version / distro of Linux did you use to test it? And which version of MySQL? -- North [ profile / talk ] 06:33, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

i haven't worked on it in a while, what duplicate table is being created? GapeNewell (talk) 10:42, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

I'll have to wait until I get back to the server but in the meantime if you could answer which version of Linux and MySQL you used to test it that would be great. -- North [ profile / talk ] 12:45, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

mysql 8.0.43, also i doubt linux version matters but it's 6.16.2 GapeNewell (talk) 12:49, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

And what Linux distro? -- North [ profile / talk ] 14:22, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

gentoo GapeNewell (talk) 14:54, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

So I got back on the server and I have found a few problems:

• Admin panel sidebar links refrence /x instead of /admin/x.php or whatever URL it is actually at
• Almost all admin pages have require_once(lib/admin.php): Failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /var/www/html/admin/postfilter.php on line 2
• Captcha used to error out, seems to have fixed since I lasted turned on the server
• Rebuilding all pages spits out a bunch of permission errors
• Admin search always returns no results
• Same permission denied warnings when posting
• Logging out of admin sends you to reports.4chan.org
• Home page is riddled with errors, and 3 errors related to already defined constants at the top
• I think the MySQL error was something to do with a duplicate "id" or "pass" table, can't remember.

If you could provide a walkthrough video of you setting it up with it working, or just a more in-depth setup tutorial. that would be great. >it works on my machine -- North [ profile / talk ] 19:02, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

The first two are code bugs, I have an incomplete commit from months ago that fix those. The fourth one seems to be an Unix permission problem, the directory must be writable by the Apache/PHP user. Now that you have reminded me to continue working on OpenYotsuba I might do it, thanks! GapeNewell (talk) 19:11, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

I think no. 5, 7 and 9 are also bugs

>making a video tutorial so I can set this software up already -- North [ profile / talk ] 19:14, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

Also another bug I have found is where everyboldy can access /admin (doctos, fix this).

Useful screenshots:

Reply already -- North [ profile / talk ] 17:42, 11 October 2025 (UTC)

Yeah you have the owner and/or file permissions wrong, the directories defined in BOARDS_ROOT and WWW_ROOT should be writable by the Apache user. Not sure why some constants are being redefined in index.php THOUGH. GapeNewell (talk) 18:50, 11 October 2025 (UTC)