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4=Because when the Europeans came on the ships and seen those African asses bouncing and titties jiggling, like National Geographic... Tall statures, thick thighs... They wuz blown away. Never seen bodies like dat til they landed in Africa, never seen big ass juicy slave titties with a nice big ass black-brown cheeks, bouncing as they run in the golden field of wheat...|
5=Dalauan Sparrow
|6=I haven't even used the word cheeseburger in years until I've seen that. Who the fuck says cheeseburger you just say burger. The cheese is oblivious.|
7=Dale Emmanuel Wilson|
8=I want my grapes on a silver platter AND I want my strawberries cut to precise.|
9=LowTierRog
|10=GAH DOOO, GONNA FUCKING PLAY THAT WAY|
11=LowTierGod|
12=YICKADEEE|
13=LowTierBBC|
14=Gem crushed... Alchemy dust acquired.|
15=Roggius Maximus in his book "The Peanut butter complex"|
16= How my last name sparrow? Because your mom was sucking me off so graciously... My nut splurted so far across the room, you would think that my fucking ejaculation had wings, dumbass nigga, get that ass banned.|
17= Balrog|
18= Get that ass banned you worthless specimen.|
19= Nightmare on section 8|
20= Mods... Crush his skull, thank you.|
21= Urien|
22= YOU SORRY ASS FAT NIGGA!|
23=Lowtier100kdebt|
24=Who gifted the BBC? The Almighty creator... The almighty splashing of generations of thousands and thousands of the correct vaginas and dicks fucking over and over again to create, over and over again the specimens, the molecules, the DNA twisting and twirling. The correct blend of souls fucking over and over again, until I sit right infront of you, a complete accident that came out a masterpiece.|
25=70 IQ scholar|
26=We just gonna blacklist this nigga ‘cause he’s grandmaster with a name like that. We’ve never heard of a nigga in a tournament named ‘Flying Dildo’.So what we’re gonna do is take that flying dildo with a… we’re gonna take the flying dildo with a mini bow and arrow, right?
We’re gonna shine it up greasy, put the best lube on it — that hot lube that when you put it on it makes your dick tingle — and we’re gonna take it in the bow and arrow, add a little extension of another dildo.
Take it… have one of my disciples spread your ass cheeks open, tie you up while you’re bent over over a chair.
I’m gonna take the bow and arrow… take it, shoot it, BLAST IT! Watch it move in slow motion… BLOOP! and you’re gonna be like ‘Euuuuegggggaaaaahhhhh😫😩’ That’s what we’re gonna do to your flying dildo. Get that ass banned, you dumb fuck.|
27=BLOOP!|
28=Shut your ass up, you obsessed bitch-ass nigga.
How about I take my goddamn Covenant, chase you down in the middle of the fucking snow.
You’re running. You see a bunch of us in black cloaks running towards you. You see me in a gold cloak — big, tall, muscular, evil-ass motherfucker running at you.
First I start off like this ‘cause I don’t need my full speed to catch you. Then I see you start to speed up, then I start speeding… then I just go.
And I just sic my whole Covenant and they’re just chasing you, running at you like wolves in black capes.
They tackle you.
This is you, right? I’m me. This is you.
Tackle you, grab you. I call over Rocks, signaling ‘em. Rocks comes from behind you.
I have all my Covenant cloaks ripping off your clothes. Your ass naked in the snow, stuck like this. Just stuck. And they hold you down.
I’m like “Rocks” — I make the snap. Rocks rips off his clothing, flops out his BBC Jr. on the right ass cheek — on the left — while all my Covenant cloaks hold you down and he just forcefully fucks you and chokes you… and just humiliates you.
And I command my whole cloaks to stand around you and ejaculate, bust nuts all over your frozen body while we force you to lay there and freeze in the snow.
Bitch-ass nigga, suck my dick. Thank you for that 14 measly dollars too, faggot.|
29=[[BBC]] Jr.|
30=But what we gonna do is, you can’t learn, nigga, ’cause you obviously don’t understand LTG Covenant Ethics. [[Gem]] crumble bitch-ass nigga. Thank you for your cheap-ass 99 cent. I’ll rub them two coins together until they get hot, frictionize them. What I’ll do is, I’ll have one of my disciples hold your motherfucking ass cheeks open, and I’m gonna toss the quarter and it’s just gonna seep into your asshole until you just go ‘AAAAHHHH’ and just burn from the inside and crumble, bitch nigga. Get that ass banned.|
31=Covenant Chieftain|
}}{{Gem}}{{Infobox person|name=Dale Wilson/LowTierGod|years_active=2012-Present|birth_name=Dale Emmanuel Wilson|image=Polyesterprince.webp|known_for=Spergouts
Not caring for his daughter}}{{Greentext|>yall just mad cuz you aint got the BBC gene}}{{Greentext|>kill yourself... NOW.}}
[[File:KYS NOW.mp4|thumb|You are a fucking dirty nigger and you should kill yourself now!]]
'''LowTierGod CSBUH (Child Support Be Upon Him)''', also known as '''The Nightmare on Section 8''', '''LowTierRog, The Polyester Prince,'''  or just '''LTG''' for short, '''Black [[DarkSydePhil|DSP]]''', '''Powerword: Dale Emanuel Wilson, Fake name: Dalauan Sparrow''' is a [[41]] year old [[Niggers|nigger]] [[lolcow]] streamer who got ran out of the Fighting game community, groomed many children/minors<ref>[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cL9XqG-GRzRv7tOq4AAYcw2mlE8wNgM3NMRcObexaCU/edit?tab=t.0 '''The Dale Dossier''']</ref> and doing other bad shit (as mentioned in the document), like the one xe told in this story where xe groomed a 13 year old on [[Oldfag|MySpace]]<ref>Xe himself self-admitted to it on an old stream on [[Youtube|JewTube]]; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=979g6peaSh8 (archives: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=979g6peaSh8)</ref>, being <s>121k</s> 203k in debt, and seething over many troll channels who make money off xim, including trying to take those channels down by copyrighting it, but it never works out for xim. He also made the [[Suicide|"You should kill yourself NOW!"]] meme. Xe is best known for being in crippling amounts of debt (as mentioned earlier), only wearing 100% polyester clothing, not taking care of his daughter,<ref>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSLLASCa0AEyzO1?format=png&name=large</ref><ref>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSLLCe2aUAEDdI4?format=png&name=large</ref> and being a domestic abuser towards others.<ref>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSLq6YoaQAEoHAk?format=png&name=4096x4096</ref><ref>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSLq6YmaUAAZzwU?format=png&name=4096x4096</ref>


LowTierGod (also known as LTG for short, Black [[DarkSydePhil|DSP]], Darkersydephil) '''Powerword: Dale Emanuel Wilson''' is a [[Niggers|nigger]] lolcow streamer who got ran out of the Fighting game community. He also made the [[Suicide|"You should kill yourself NOW!"]] meme. Xe is best known for being in crippling amounts of debt, only wearing 100% polyester clothing, and not taking care of his daughter. Sad
LowTierGod has had a long history with many different streamers, like Viscant, some retard called brolylegs ,and some nophono pooner that resulted in him getting banned from EVO for making fun of xim, albeit the pooner got banned from EVO later on for being a weirdo. LowTierGod is also known to be wildly inconsistent for his opinions on niggas, sometimes praising them and others detesting them and calling them black Porsche monkeys. He has a particular niche of creating words and then obsessing over them, like matrix juice. Since xe is also a dumb monkey [[Nigger|NIGGER]] with xis IQ being lower than 70, xe uses words incorrectly; like "[[Osama bin Laden|terrorist]]", and "remedial".
 
== BBC fantasies ==
LTG is well known to be the most baitable streamer on the planet, [[Truthnuke|one of these reasons is because everytime he loses at any video game he will ragequit and make an excuse on why he <nowiki>'''''''didn't''''''''</nowiki> lose just to make himself feel giga]] . At the time of 2020, LTG was well known for wilding on streams with [[BBC]] mom jokes and fantasies, these were such a common occurrence that they were compiled up to over 9 hours and 28 minutes of footage. His jokes including the Epson salt roast, the jungle, the mousetrap, the 13000 dollar disappointment, the dick-splash... The list goes on.
 
He's also known to make rape fantasies of his haters, and of his dear friend and chat moderator, rocks. He's made BBC fantasies of him chasing someone down in cloaks, running at him like wolves in black capes and then casually sexually assaulting him and made a bed time story of him also getting assaulted by a black matrix ghost which created a suspicion of him being a closeted bisexual, however xe says xe is heterosexual instead.
 
He made a gemmy video called "A message to Boogie2988 and all of his wonderful fans!" where he basically made fun of some fatass named [[Nikocado Avocado|Boogie2988]] for two minutes by calling him every fat name in the book.
 
== Scholarly Vocabularly ==
Professor Dalauan Sparrow is known to have created a new version of the African American vernacular, things a "biscuit ass nigga", who does not possess a "God angel gene" could never imagine. Things like cascading cream, peanut butter complex, cutting to precise, busting and robusting, turmoil inducing, twisting and twirling, oblivious, fathomized envisualization...
 
== TL:DR/summary ==
Mr. '''''DALE''''' is quite funny, we must admit that, but he is as controversial as Vinluv is within the soy-sphere and outer internet for example. Its easy to forget though that he is a disgusting human being, objectively, who abandoned his daughter at a young age and has allegedly dated women as young as 16-17 and groomed them until they were above 18. Albeit, his sperginess is very goofy and he will OCCASIONALLY drop some factual NVKEs on dumb pretentious niggers such as the time when he humbled pack-god. The reason why he gets away with most of his disgusting actions is because of the fact he's considered a Chad-lite, which is a remarkable tier of looks, therefore he's constantly abusing his "pretty privilege" to his advantage. He also apparently has a piss fetish, and refuses to urinate in ANY bathrooms at all.
 
Similar to the previously mentioned Vinluv, most of the more crazy allegations about him are "Neither here nor there" but his allegations of child abandonment have been confirmed.
 
[[Truthnuke|You can have whatever opinion on him you want but he's still an extreme gegbvll and trolling him is Aryan behavior.]]
 
== The 'pasta (Ultimate version) ==
<pre>
You're one of the most well known FAGGOTS that keep' coming at every stream, after you get banned thousands of times to suck my virtual dick every stream, because you fantasize, about me ass-naked with abs chiseling, with a Urien THONG... While I committed tyrant slaughter, down your fucking throat. While I put you in all type'o ageus reflector setups, where you can't get out; you're forced to suck a dick, you're forced to get pounded in your virtual ass. Then I bust matrix juice all down your throat, til you choke, spit up... Everything you grow up doing, and its just gonna be you rubbed with green juices, until to the point -you're just caught in a eternity (pause). You're just caught in a eternity, of matrix juice, erupting out of your throat. You're obsessed with me you fucking FAG. And yall niggas can clip this, this nigga comin' my stream 24/7 with a VPN, getting banned thousands of times a stream. And still comes in here and sucks my dick and obsesses over me...
 
 
 
You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life. If he has kids? Oh my god, Imagine if a nigga like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children cause the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose. Imagine a father, now we got lots of niggas with, wives and kids and shit that suck my dick daily on the internet. But imagine if this nigga actually had children. This nigga is devoting the time he could be spending with his kids, checking out a black man on stream, cucking over him relentlessly. It's crazy. I've never seen someone so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream, and keep coming in this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over again. We keep banning you. Nigga let me, let me, let's do you a favor. Let's go to the 99-cent store, let's pick out a rope together. I'm gonna give you an assisted suicide. Let's pick out a rope together right, and we're gonna take all the greatest troll clips, put a TV screen right in front of you. Im gonna hang that rope on top of the motherfucking garage. We're gonna force feed you. Pry your eyes open. Probably dont need to do that cause you're already on my dick daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, until you consistenly watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. Till you're gonna be like "oh this is fucking torture". You're gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy. Just, your eyes are gonna bleed, the retinas are gonna just start pouring out, pouring out blood and crack open veins, and the retinas are just going to start engaging and bulging. Then im gonna grab that rope and say are you ready? And you're gonna say yes and im just gonna PULL IT. While you BEG me, BEG me and I mean BEG me to kill you. And choke you, choke the worthless life out of your sorry ass.
</pre>
 
== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Ltg_epson_salt-3.mp4|Espon salt roast
File:7600137362869456158.mp4|[[Commiepedotroon|commiepedonigger]]
File:Ssstik.io_1704464417742_(1).mp4|Old sperm roast
File:ScreenRecording_06-04-2025_22-24-17_1.mp4|3 games 3 quits
File:Videoplayback_(12).mp4|no arrow
File:golden dale animatronic.png|What niggas gonna find in the ancient section 8s
File:1783822457397f.mp4
</gallery>
 
==See also==
*[https://youtu.be/cMH3-vF6GYw This video explaining his lingo]
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🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to lift a brotha up n shiiet

> Because when the Europeans came on the ships and seen those African asses bouncing and titties jiggling, like National Geographic... Tall statures, thick thighs... They wuz blown away. Never seen bodies like dat til they landed in Africa, never seen big ass juicy slave titties with a nice big ass black-brown cheeks, bouncing as they run in the golden field of wheat... <
Dalauan Sparrow
> I haven't even used the word cheeseburger in years until I've seen that. Who the fuck says cheeseburger you just say burger. The cheese is oblivious. <
Dale Emmanuel Wilson
> I want my grapes on a silver platter AND I want my strawberries cut to precise. <
LowTierRog
> GAH DOOO, GONNA FUCKING PLAY THAT WAY <
LowTierGod
> YICKADEEE <
LowTierBBC
> Gem crushed... Alchemy dust acquired. <
Roggius Maximus in his book "The Peanut butter complex"
> How my last name sparrow? Because your mom was sucking me off so graciously... My nut splurted so far across the room, you would think that my fucking ejaculation had wings, dumbass nigga, get that ass banned. <
Balrog
> Get that ass banned you worthless specimen. <
Nightmare on section 8
> Mods... Crush his skull, thank you. <
Urien
> YOU SORRY ASS FAT NIGGA! <
Lowtier100kdebt
> Who gifted the BBC? The Almighty creator... The almighty splashing of generations of thousands and thousands of the correct vaginas and dicks fucking over and over again to create, over and over again the specimens, the molecules, the DNA twisting and twirling. The correct blend of souls fucking over and over again, until I sit right infront of you, a complete accident that came out a masterpiece. <
70 IQ scholar
> We just gonna blacklist this nigga ‘cause he’s grandmaster with a name like that. We’ve never heard of a nigga in a tournament named ‘Flying Dildo’.So what we’re gonna do is take that flying dildo with a… we’re gonna take the flying dildo with a mini bow and arrow, right?

We’re gonna shine it up greasy, put the best lube on it — that hot lube that when you put it on it makes your dick tingle — and we’re gonna take it in the bow and arrow, add a little extension of another dildo. Take it… have one of my disciples spread your ass cheeks open, tie you up while you’re bent over over a chair. I’m gonna take the bow and arrow… take it, shoot it, BLAST IT! Watch it move in slow motion… BLOOP! and you’re gonna be like ‘Euuuuegggggaaaaahhhhh😫😩’ That’s what we’re gonna do to your flying dildo. Get that ass banned, you dumb fuck.

<
BLOOP!
> Shut your ass up, you obsessed bitch-ass nigga.

How about I take my goddamn Covenant, chase you down in the middle of the fucking snow. You’re running. You see a bunch of us in black cloaks running towards you. You see me in a gold cloak — big, tall, muscular, evil-ass motherfucker running at you. First I start off like this ‘cause I don’t need my full speed to catch you. Then I see you start to speed up, then I start speeding… then I just go. And I just sic my whole Covenant and they’re just chasing you, running at you like wolves in black capes. They tackle you. This is you, right? I’m me. This is you. Tackle you, grab you. I call over Rocks, signaling ‘em. Rocks comes from behind you. I have all my Covenant cloaks ripping off your clothes. Your ass naked in the snow, stuck like this. Just stuck. And they hold you down. I’m like “Rocks” — I make the snap. Rocks rips off his clothing, flops out his BBC Jr. on the right ass cheek — on the left — while all my Covenant cloaks hold you down and he just forcefully fucks you and chokes you… and just humiliates you. And I command my whole cloaks to stand around you and ejaculate, bust nuts all over your frozen body while we force you to lay there and freeze in the snow. Bitch-ass nigga, suck my dick. Thank you for that 14 measly dollars too, faggot.

<
BBC Jr.
> But what we gonna do is, you can’t learn, nigga, ’cause you obviously don’t understand LTG Covenant Ethics. Gem crumble bitch-ass nigga. Thank you for your cheap-ass 99 cent. I’ll rub them two coins together until they get hot, frictionize them. What I’ll do is, I’ll have one of my disciples hold your motherfucking ass cheeks open, and I’m gonna toss the quarter and it’s just gonna seep into your asshole until you just go ‘AAAAHHHH’ and just burn from the inside and crumble, bitch nigga. Get that ass banned. <
Covenant Chieftain

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This page is a gem.

>yall just mad cuz you aint got the BBC gene

>kill yourself... NOW.

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You are a fucking dirty nigger and you should kill yourself now!

LowTierGod CSBUH (Child Support Be Upon Him), also known as The Nightmare on Section 8, LowTierRog, The Polyester Prince, or just LTG for short, Black DSP, Powerword: Dale Emanuel Wilson, Fake name: Dalauan Sparrow is a 41 year old nigger lolcow streamer who got ran out of the Fighting game community, groomed many children/minors[1] and doing other bad shit (as mentioned in the document), like the one xe told in this story where xe groomed a 13 year old on MySpace[2], being 121k 203k in debt, and seething over many troll channels who make money off xim, including trying to take those channels down by copyrighting it, but it never works out for xim. He also made the "You should kill yourself NOW!" meme. Xe is best known for being in crippling amounts of debt (as mentioned earlier), only wearing 100% polyester clothing, not taking care of his daughter,[3][4] and being a domestic abuser towards others.[5][6]

LowTierGod has had a long history with many different streamers, like Viscant, some retard called brolylegs ,and some nophono pooner that resulted in him getting banned from EVO for making fun of xim, albeit the pooner got banned from EVO later on for being a weirdo. LowTierGod is also known to be wildly inconsistent for his opinions on niggas, sometimes praising them and others detesting them and calling them black Porsche monkeys. He has a particular niche of creating words and then obsessing over them, like matrix juice. Since xe is also a dumb monkey NIGGER with xis IQ being lower than 70, xe uses words incorrectly; like "terrorist", and "remedial".

BBC fantasies[edit | edit source]

LTG is well known to be the most baitable streamer on the planet, one of these reasons is because everytime he loses at any video game he will ragequit and make an excuse on why he '''''''didn't'''''''' lose just to make himself feel giga . At the time of 2020, LTG was well known for wilding on streams with BBC mom jokes and fantasies, these were such a common occurrence that they were compiled up to over 9 hours and 28 minutes of footage. His jokes including the Epson salt roast, the jungle, the mousetrap, the 13000 dollar disappointment, the dick-splash... The list goes on.

He's also known to make rape fantasies of his haters, and of his dear friend and chat moderator, rocks. He's made BBC fantasies of him chasing someone down in cloaks, running at him like wolves in black capes and then casually sexually assaulting him and made a bed time story of him also getting assaulted by a black matrix ghost which created a suspicion of him being a closeted bisexual, however xe says xe is heterosexual instead.

He made a gemmy video called "A message to Boogie2988 and all of his wonderful fans!" where he basically made fun of some fatass named Boogie2988 for two minutes by calling him every fat name in the book.

Scholarly Vocabularly[edit | edit source]

Professor Dalauan Sparrow is known to have created a new version of the African American vernacular, things a "biscuit ass nigga", who does not possess a "God angel gene" could never imagine. Things like cascading cream, peanut butter complex, cutting to precise, busting and robusting, turmoil inducing, twisting and twirling, oblivious, fathomized envisualization...

TL:DR/summary[edit | edit source]

Mr. DALE is quite funny, we must admit that, but he is as controversial as Vinluv is within the soy-sphere and outer internet for example. Its easy to forget though that he is a disgusting human being, objectively, who abandoned his daughter at a young age and has allegedly dated women as young as 16-17 and groomed them until they were above 18. Albeit, his sperginess is very goofy and he will OCCASIONALLY drop some factual NVKEs on dumb pretentious niggers such as the time when he humbled pack-god. The reason why he gets away with most of his disgusting actions is because of the fact he's considered a Chad-lite, which is a remarkable tier of looks, therefore he's constantly abusing his "pretty privilege" to his advantage. He also apparently has a piss fetish, and refuses to urinate in ANY bathrooms at all.

Similar to the previously mentioned Vinluv, most of the more crazy allegations about him are "Neither here nor there" but his allegations of child abandonment have been confirmed.

You can have whatever opinion on him you want but he's still an extreme gegbvll and trolling him is Aryan behavior.

The 'pasta (Ultimate version)[edit | edit source]

You're one of the most well known FAGGOTS that keep' coming at every stream, after you get banned thousands of times to suck my virtual dick every stream, because you fantasize, about me ass-naked with abs chiseling, with a Urien THONG... While I committed tyrant slaughter, down your fucking throat. While I put you in all type'o ageus reflector setups, where you can't get out; you're forced to suck a dick, you're forced to get pounded in your virtual ass. Then I bust matrix juice all down your throat, til you choke, spit up... Everything you grow up doing, and its just gonna be you rubbed with green juices, until to the point -you're just caught in a eternity (pause). You're just caught in a eternity, of matrix juice, erupting out of your throat. You're obsessed with me you fucking FAG. And yall niggas can clip this, this nigga comin' my stream 24/7 with a VPN, getting banned thousands of times a stream. And still comes in here and sucks my dick and obsesses over me...



You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life. If he has kids? Oh my god, Imagine if a nigga like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children cause the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose. Imagine a father, now we got lots of niggas with, wives and kids and shit that suck my dick daily on the internet. But imagine if this nigga actually had children. This nigga is devoting the time he could be spending with his kids, checking out a black man on stream, cucking over him relentlessly. It's crazy. I've never seen someone so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream, and keep coming in this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over again. We keep banning you. Nigga let me, let me, let's do you a favor. Let's go to the 99-cent store, let's pick out a rope together. I'm gonna give you an assisted suicide. Let's pick out a rope together right, and we're gonna take all the greatest troll clips, put a TV screen right in front of you. Im gonna hang that rope on top of the motherfucking garage. We're gonna force feed you. Pry your eyes open. Probably dont need to do that cause you're already on my dick daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, until you consistenly watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. Till you're gonna be like "oh this is fucking torture". You're gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy. Just, your eyes are gonna bleed, the retinas are gonna just start pouring out, pouring out blood and crack open veins, and the retinas are just going to start engaging and bulging. Then im gonna grab that rope and say are you ready? And you're gonna say yes and im just gonna PULL IT. While you BEG me, BEG me and I mean BEG me to kill you. And choke you, choke the worthless life out of your sorry ass.

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Snopes

  1. ↑ The Dale Dossier
  2. ↑ Xe himself self-admitted to it on an old stream on JewTube; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=979g6peaSh8 (archives: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=979g6peaSh8)
  3. ↑ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSLLASCa0AEyzO1?format=png&name=large
  4. ↑ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSLLCe2aUAEDdI4?format=png&name=large
  5. ↑ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSLq6YoaQAEoHAk?format=png&name=4096x4096
  6. ↑ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSLq6YmaUAAZzwU?format=png&name=4096x4096
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