IToddler

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This topic relates to IRC ⓘ Here be gegbulls, malware, and TAP WATER.

iPhones are made in India, and Apple hires more H-1B workers than the rest of Silicon Valley combined. Explains why they have non-existent quality control.

Tofutranny brimstone (macOS is dust btw)

Science shows that Apple users are faggots and Linux users are violent pedophiles. In other news, grass is green and the sky is blue.

Shitskins use Apple products as a means to mask their poverty.

iToddler is a common insult levied towards users of Apple products on the ‘cuck and the ‘ty. /g/ users especially love using it, usually in response to fags like Jay Louis Irwin, or posts with iPhone filenames (e.g. "IMG_1488", or "B383-3722-3828-HE38-W2828"). OH SHIT THAT'S MY TRIPCODE

Origins

Apple products are generally known to be overpriced, fragile, unrepairable, lacking in security and features in comparison to their competition, for example, the complete inability to decode and play back WEBM files and sideloading being almost completely cockblocked on iOS with heavy restrictions. Meanwhile, features considered standard elsewhere like USB-C often arrive years late or are still completely missing. As a result, they're thought of more so as status symbols for niggers and street shitters who need to hide their poverty than actual useful tech products (like muh IBM ThinkPads). Moreover, as with other expensive meme products, using Apple products is a guaranteed way to feel buyers' remorse and getting consoomerism brainrot, consequently becoming a literal toddler who has a meltdown whenever people buy and use non-Apple electronics. Apple users are often rightfully derided for this, especially since they are usually rather homosexual as well^{[they just are, okay?]}.

On the ‘cuck

nu-/g/ is filled with iToddlers, all of which are known to be faggot pedophiles^{[they just are, okay?]}. One of them is known to spend every day of the month creating shill threads and samefagging in /spg/ (smartphone general); the rest are usually busy shilling Macbooks and other kinds of retarded Apple-certified e-waste, either by spamming the catalog with ass-kissing shill threads or shitting up general threads with shill posts.

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  /spg/'s resident iToddler, caught red-handed while trying to samefag.
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  ITODDLERS BTFO (Post this to BTFO iToddlers)