Chud45005

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THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE SOYSYLUM They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a gegbull.

🤣 Rest in piss, Chud45005 🤣 Smoking that Chud45005 pack tonight.💯

Chud45005 is coal.

Chud45005
Nationality	Mexican
Occupation	Goes to "school/work"
Years active	2/8/25-???
Best known for	Larping as an Aryan, having an iPhone, calling people poor, seething at randoms on the IRC

Chud45005, was an IRC user from the depths of Northern Mexico Niggerhell, despite being a literal who, he deserves this article because of his immense amount of seething on the IRC that caused a surge in IRC traffic. He was a Latinx nigger Mormon who wouldn't shut fuck up about his stupid fucking jailbroken iPhone/iPad, defended apple all the time, and lives on a farm and milks cows and horses all day.

He initially showed up after being directed to the IRC because the site wasn't working for him. Due to him constantly complaining, another Chud said his Wi-Fi was shit, and he should stop being a third-worlder, this made him seethe for hours.

His theme song

>My iOS? Malware.
>My Scooby Doos? Fucked.
>My niggerweed? Smoked.
>My mother? Dead.
>My skin? Tan.
>My BLACKED? Gooned.
>My lactose? Intolerant.
>My iPad? Exploded.

Facts about Chud45005

• Repeatedly saying "ios is malware" will generate seetheralds for him.
• He has an obsession with Scooby Doo (and wants to fuck xim)
• He often acts very gay and makes very gay jokes about others, threatening to fuck them
• Often times, he brags about having sex with people
• He is a mormon, and hates "christcucks"
• He defends Muhammad being a pedophile, despite not being a Muslim.
• Despite claiming to have "Blonde hair and blue eyes", he doesn't like white supremacists and denounces Brenton Tarrant
• He is 64 in tall, but claims that he is 6"4'
• He posts from mobile data, because he doesn't have a router.
• He goes to school and has a job at the same time.
• He hates poor people, despite being one himself
• He loves MF DOOM.
• He jacks off once a week to BLACKED.
• His mom died after his birth (lol) << a foodist nigger wrote this
• He threatens to shoot people a lot, and threatens to go to other people's houses to kill them
• He is allergic to milk and meat
• He hates niggers, despite acting like one.
• He is tan.
• He often threatens about taking the Sharty down, and DDoSing it, also complains to people that the site doesn't run well on his iPad.
• He doesn't want to get into a relationship with a woman, and decides to have sex with whores instead.
• He is 30% bodyfat (with 75% of his bodyfat coming from tap water)
• He jailbroke his iPad just so he could bot TikTok followers.
• He claims to have an iPhone 16 and iPad Pro 11.
• He won't send a hand pic, because he doesn't want to "dox" himself; thus we can assume that he is swarthy.
• He sleeps in a mound of shit.

Things that Chud45005 likes

• Gooning to Scooby Doo
• Gay porn
• iPhone
• Steve Jobs
• Tim Cook
• iOS
• iPad
• MacOS
• Having sex
• Being a faggot
• Mexico, the homeland of the Aryan race.
• Being poor

Things that Chud45005 does not like

• Being white
• Linux
• Windows
• People calling iOS malware
• People calling him gay

iPad explosion incident

The spam in question

His iPad exploded.

After Chuds started spamming the IRC with "ios is malware", his iPad unfortunately could not take anymore of it and was overheating, and his iPad blew up right then and there, with it exploding within his swarthy hands; he did not pass away, but he maintained minor injuries from this incident, and later went onto the Sharty thread to talk about it.

Chud45005's vocabulary

>i'll pound you into the ground
>shut the fuck up retard
>gay ass niggas
>fuck ass niggas
>fuck you
>fuck up retard
>you are so unknown
>you are so fucking weird
>fucking porn addict
>fix the fucking lag
>i could boot you offline
>fucking niggas
>you're like scooby doo
>my bitch is sucking on my dick rn
>im white
>faggot ass whores
>actual weirdos
>actual retards

Seetherald gallery

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  Holy falsenvke
• 
  He fucks scooby doo.
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  Seething at being called mean shit.
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  His iGoy crashing at the IRC spam, geg.
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  He would later come back from the iPad incident with this.
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  His comeback.
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  Him talking about his iPhone being overheated.
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  >IT'S SO FUCKING HOT