Linux

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THIS TOPIC ATTRACTS ASPIES Please remind those obsessed with this SNCA to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

This page might be biased Norwegians may vandalize this page gem from time to time. You WILL edit the page and make it neutral.

Linux is neutral iron from the lukewarm surface of Mulattopurgatorium.

Tux mutt jak.

GNU+Linux, or as I have recently taken to calling it, GANOO/Systemd/Udev/DBus/Wayland/TransRights/Loonix, is the result of decades of combined effort between controversial fat atheist Jewish software developer (((Richard Stallman))) and faggot tranny hardware engineer Linus Torvalds. It really only exists to further the purposes of soyposting because (You) can't actually use it for school or work^{[you just can't, ok?]} since that usually requires you to use Microsoft Office to write shitty text files (you retard LibreOffice exists), or Adobe Photoshop to draw circles (which is impossible to do in GIMP) (you retard theres other programs than GIMP), but you can quote 'boys like there's no tomorrow'. It is primarily used by either chuds or trannies, there is no in-between.

Linux is a kernel and not an operating system, albeit allowing for a shit ton of crappy(and gemmy) OS thingythings to even exist. The vanilla linux kernel is almost 40% proprietary binary blobs^[Marge...], Alternatives can be GANOO-slash-Linux-libre, Hurd, Plan9 or any BSD like FreeBSD or OpenBSD! DEATH TO THE PENGUIN!

Recently although Linux was written only in C (because Linus was too much of a nigger to understand C++ o algo), it has begun to be written in Rust due to a growing tranny community.

GANOO/Loonix Distros

oh nonononono ganoocacas they really look like this

• Ubuntu: Loonix for NPCs but trannies seethe when you use it so it's good (even though Ubuntu is an ancient African word for "humanity to others" or something like that). Recently started to jew out by adding useless bloatware, also trannyware by replacing sudo with a rust fork.
• Linux Mint: actually a pretty good distro for normal people, the creator also hates Jews in case you care about that stuff^🗝️
• Arch Loonix: The favorite distro of troons and Quote.
  • CachyOS: the most Aryan kernel for Linux, it optimizes every package for your system and is built on Arch Linux.
• Artix Loonix: Like the above but without SoystemD. Its creators hate troons.
• Gentoo: The favorite distro of Aryans. << TRVTH NVKE TRVTH NVKE!!!! < lienvke < trannies use this too albeit^{[Meds now]}
• Tails OS: Best distro for 'teens. Best known for BTFOing le glowies. Otherwise lackluster.
• VoidLoonix: same as Artix Loonix but the creators are troons.
• Slackware: oldfag distro that nobody cares about anymore.
• Debian: Outdated packages award. Most stable of distro of the list^{[it just is, ok?]}
• Devuan: Debian but without soystemD.
• Fedora: Corporate distro or something.
• Pardus: Roach glowie distro
• Deepin: Chink glowie distro
• Astra: Ruzzian glowie distro
• Kali: Distro for skids and jeets to larp as 1337 381N H4X0rz
• OpenMandriva Lx: Oldfag distro continuation of Mandrake, is often shilled by linux jewtuber (((Lunduke))) for not being woke or whatever
• Linux From Scratch (LFS): Nerd shit
• Crunchbangplusplus: Continuation of crunchbang which is based off debian, uses cinnamon
• OpenSUSE: SNCA
• Alpine: Lightweight distro, BTFOs GNU, though the creators are troons.
• Both Android and ChromeOS are technically Linux distros with the latter being a fork of Gentoo, but most normies don't know this and linuxcucks don't tend to consider them as distros despite both being open-sourced.

Desktop Environments

• KDE Plasma - The one that looks the most like Windows (ev&oe cinnamon looks even more like it) <--Simply untrue take your meds, Microsoft even stole some ideas from them^{[it just is, ok?]}, It is also known for being very customisable
• GNOME - Soyware o algo, Quote uses this.
• GNOME Legacy - MATE but more recent o algo
• Cinnamon - A fork from GT, basically only used by default on one single Distro (Linux Mint) (ev&oe some other distros have it but nobody uses it)
• MATE - A fork from an old version of Gnome. For oldfags.
• XFCE - Lightweight DE (but consumes more memory than KDE or however my clitty leaks)
• Budgie - DE that nobody cares about
• Unity - Made by the Ubuntu devs for them to use instead of Gnome, in the end it was a huge waste of money and time and they switched back to Gnome
• DDE - Desktop Environment used by the chinese spyware distro Deepin
• LXDE - Yet another lightweight DE o algo, looks outdated and is also abandonware.
• LXQt - LXDE but is more modern and uses Qt.
• Trinity - MATE but for KDE. Literally no one uses this.

Tiling window managers

You can also use tiling window managers, which are essentially a kind of window manager that arranges windows in a grid-like fashion rather than by stacking/overlapping. Some people think tiling window managers are troonware but honestly they are pretty comfy to use and pretty good for your productivity once you get used to them since you can just do everything with your keyboard. There are many to choose from. I personally used i3 which is built on x11 and moved to sway which is a Wayland version of i3 ev&oe wayland is broken troonslop. Whenever troons post their riced desktops they are usually using a tiling window manager.

After you are done you can rice your desktop to make yourself look like a super cool hacker.

Creator

Linus Torvalds

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Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Really well meme'd my friend!

>	Hell no, I wrote my own fucking compiler, I'm not a nigger like Linus!	<
Terry Davis

The obsessed tranny nigger behind Linux, Linus Torvalds.

Linus Benedict Torvalds (or Troonvalds), the creator of Linux, is a known lolcow. Linus is from Finland and descends from a family of Swedish origin (so xe is a Swedish Fail), and xe is possibly (((Jewish))). Xe is best known for for being called a nigger by Terry Davis, seething about how C++ is bad or something despite being literally just a better version of C, being BVCK BROKEN by Russians so hard xe had an obsessed schizo meltdown, and being trans^{[it just is, ok?]}. Also Linus is a literal predditor. Xe shills atheism incessantly, whines about muh trans rights, doubled down on being a "woke communist" in response to someone who called him that (ev&oe that doesnt even mean anything o algo, but in fact xis father was actually a Communist who supported the Soviet Union), shills anarchism, worships NAFO, and makes edgelord insults and has tantrums against others thinking xe is a badass when in reality xe just sounds like an obnoxious manchild. Also xe did not even create Linux lmao, everyone else did and Linus contributed nothing to modern Linux. Linus has no diplomacy or vision, just ego and aggression, like a literal Reddit mod. Also in addition to not writing an operating system, Linus never wrote xis own compiler.

Richard Stallman

Richard Stallman is (((Jewish))).

Richard Matthew Stallman also known by his initials rms is the creator of the GNU Project, and an intelligent white man(even doe he's jewish) seeking a sweetie. He is worshipped by people on /g/ on 4chan. He is one of the largest proponents of FOSS or FLOSS (Free Libre Open Source Software), and he is basically an obese Jewish communist and looks like a hobo. He got made fun of by Terry Davis, and also has weird beliefs in both linux (xey think that you should only use free software, yet also have freedom of your os, also he supports pedophilia) btw if that matters.

Bash

Bash (Bourne Again Shell) is a command line interpreter and scripting language for UNIX systems, it is the default on Linux. You should install Zsh (Z shell) and use Oh My Zsh (omz) with it instead since it's more heckin customizable.

Soyquoting with Bash^[Marge...]

The man behind the tools used here, Richard Soylman

Here are some ways to optimize and invigorate your soyquoting. Even if you have Windows or whatever, just install Bash (Borne-again Soy H). Make sure you have sed and the other tools made by the fat pedo who eats shit from his foot. (Emacs will always be a gem, in fact, we are working on sharty support for emacs so that richard stallman will be able to post on /sci/ personally!)

# Greentext every line
echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | sed 's/^/>/g' # or
sed 's/^/>/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"

# Redtext every line
echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' # or,
sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"

# Sort text and then greentext it (goes well with Markovquoting<ref>Markovquoting is the use of a markov chain model to generate responses in a soyduel or however the burgers are flipped</ref>)
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sort | sed 's/^/>/g'

# Capitalize everything and greentext it
THE_SOY="PUT_TEXT_HERE"
echo "$THE_SOY" | sed 's/^\(.*\)/>\U&/g' # or,
echo "$THE_SOY" | tr [:lower:] [:upper:] | sed 's/^/>/g'

# You-will-eat-the-bugsquoting
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>YOU WILL /g'

# The above but more schwab-like and negative
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>YOU WILL NOT /g'

# Post-schwabquoting
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>AND YOU WILL BE /g'

# Add [[Artificial (You)s]] to every link-quote
sed -E 's/(>>[0-9]+)/\1 (You)/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"

# Meme arrow test-to-speech (save this as greentext.sh and chmod +x greentext.sh)
#!/bin/sh
text=$(cat | sed 's/&/&/g; s/</\</g; s/>/\>/g')
checksum=$(echo -n "415${text}1mp35883747uetivb9tb8108wfj" | md5sum | cut -d' ' -f1)
curl -s "https://cache.oddcast.com/tts/gen.php" -d EID=4 -d LID=1 -d VID=5 -d "TXT=$text" -d IS_UTF8=1 -d EXT=mp3 -d FNAME= -d ACC=5883747 -d API= -d SESSION= -d "CS=$checksum" -d cache_flag=3
# echo "forgot your meme arrow?" | greentext.sh > greentext.mp3

How to install (WARNING: this section was made by a retarded ESL shitskin clitty leaking because his ESL computer is having problems while installing linux) < MEDS NOW

So, you finally decided to make the switch from Bimbows or FagOS to GANOO/Loonix, huh? If you First of all, you’re already a certified soydev (And you'll secretly use the install.sh script, lie to people that you didnt. But deep inside of you, you know that you did, and you are only larping) Here’s a quick rundown of how to do it:

1. Choose a Distro.

Pick a distro from the Distros Section.

2. Download an ISO from some shady mirror that definitely isn’t compromised.

Protip: Always download from the most obscure third-party link you can find on some Russian forum. Bonus points if it’s a torrent seeded by one guy. (definitely do NOT hash it)

(download it from its website retard)

3. "Burn" it to a USB drive using a tool that’s definitely not going to fail halfway through.

On Windows, you’ll probably use Rufus. On Linux, you’ll feel superior because you used dd to nuke your data partition instead of the USB.

4. Boot into the installer and realize your Wi-Fi card isn’t supported.

Time to plug in that 30-meter Ethernet cable because (You) are too dumb to install the drivers yet. << if you can't install drivers go use Loonix Mint

5. Partition your disk like an absolute madman.

Create 5 different partitions for /boot, /home, /, /swap, and the obligatory /useless just because someone on /g/ told you to.

6. Install a minimalist desktop environment to save RAM.

Spend the next week configuring i3 or AwesomeWM just to realize you hate tiling WMs and switch to KDE anyway.

7. Realize your graphics drivers aren’t working.

Enter the eternal struggle of fighting with NVIDIA’s proprietary blobs versus the open-source drivers that make your GPU run like a potato. If you're not a glowie troon you use AMD so you don't have to deal with this. (linus troonvalds is clapping for you.)

8. Finally get everything set up and realize you miss Photoshop.

Congrats! You’re now officially a Linux user. Enjoy drawing circles in Krita while secretly dual-booting into Windows for anything that actually needs to work.

Alternative Installation Methods

• Virtual Machines: So you can pretend to be a 1337 381N H4X0r without touching your main OS.
• WSL: For when you want to LARP as a Linux user but can’t let go of Microsoft’s grip on your soul.
• Docker: So you can isolate your failures in neat little containers.

In the end, you'll probably just go back to Windows^{[maybe unlikely now that Win10 dropped support or something]} after realizing that ricing your desktop isn’t actually a productive use of your time. But hey, at least you learned how to format your hard drive — multiple times.

Trivia

• Micoalsoft has recently acknowledged the superiority of Linux and thus provided Windows Subsystem for Linux as a way to run the Linux kernel within Windows.
• PewDiePie has switched to Linux recently therefore it is a Swedish win.
• The mascot of Linux is a fat penguin named Tux. Meanwhile Windows has cute tranime girls and Master Chief as mascots. Micro$oft won.
• Some loonix fans are trannies who will call you a "kiddy" for using debian and ubuntu based distros AKA distros that are actually good.

See also

• Windows
• TempleOS
• /g/ - Technology

Citations

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