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Soyteens can be found by asking the phrase "Who will always be a gem?" to someone you suspect of being a 'teen. You WILL NOT come across as a loser with this method. If they answer [[Cobson|Cobson]], then you can be assured you found a fellow 'teen who has chosen to reveal himself to you. If they answer [[Ongezellig|Mymy]], you have the legal right to punch them in the face. | Soyteens can be found by asking the phrase "Who will always be a gem?" to someone you suspect of being a 'teen. You WILL NOT come across as a loser with this method. If they answer [[Cobson|Cobson]], then you can be assured you found a fellow 'teen who has chosen to reveal himself to you. If they answer [[Ongezellig|Mymy]], you have the legal right to punch them in the face. If they get confused, then you'll have to do some explaining so you don't look like an absolute [[Autism|autist]]. | ||
== What To Do Once You've Recognized a 'teen == | == What To Do Once You've Recognized a 'teen == | ||
Revision as of 17:38, 5 January 2026
Believe it or not, most Soyteens are actual human beings who have real goals and aspirations and even step outside once in a while.
Soyteens have great overlap with Chuds but not all 'teens are Chuds and not all Chuds are 'teens. Finding a soyteen irl is like finding a four leaf clover, it's only lucky if you don't go searching for them.
What Not To Do
You VVILL NOT walk up to random people asking "Do you like soyjaks?"
You VVILL NOT print out a 'jak and ask "Do you know who this is?"
You VVILL NOT ask people "Have you ever used the Sharty?"
Soyteen Secret Word Handshake
Soyteens can be found by asking the phrase "Who will always be a gem?" to someone you suspect of being a 'teen. You WILL NOT come across as a loser with this method. If they answer Cobson, then you can be assured you found a fellow 'teen who has chosen to reveal himself to you. If they answer Mymy, you have the legal right to punch them in the face. If they get confused, then you'll have to do some explaining so you don't look like an absolute autist.
What To Do Once You've Recognized a 'teen
Soyteens are just friends you haven't met yet. Eventually we can make the process much faster at a potential Soycon.
- Go to a theme park
- Play vidya together
- Brainstorm soyjak posts together
- Make soyjaks out of each other
- Date and find romance (So cute!)
- Do other friend shit, or something
- Buy a ring and propose marriage (So validating!)
You WILL NOT abuse your soyfriend.
Operation Jew York
Holy gem... it was fated to happen eventually. The first ever Soy meetup that we know of.[1]
