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|-|Photo=[[File:Moistcritical-m0istcritikal.gif]]Charlie
|-|Photo=[[File:Moistcritical-m0istcritikal.gif]]Charlie
|-|Dox=[[File:Cr1ticalsInvite.mp4]]Retard Doxing himself
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</tabber>||notable_works=* Liking Piss collars<br>* Making goyslop<br>*[[Faggot|Loving having dicks inside him]]|birth_name=Charles Christopher White Jr|years_active=2007-2025|other_names=MoistCr1TiKaL, Cr1TiKaL, Penguinz0|occupation=SlopTuber and IRL slopjak|birth_date=August 2, 1994}}
</tabber>||notable_works=* Liking Piss collars<br>* Making goyslop<br>*[[Faggot|Loving having dicks inside him]]|birth_name=Charles Christopher White Jr|years_active=2007-2026|other_names=MoistCr1TiKaL, Cr1TiKaL, Penguinz0|occupation=SlopTuber and IRL slopjak|birth_date=August 2, 1994}}


'''MoistCr1TiKaL''', '''Cr1TiKaL''', '''Penguinz0''', '''Charlie''', '''Charles''', '''Charles Christopher White Jr''', and whatever else you wanna call this [[Faggot|fag]], is an [[American]] [[YouTube|YouTuber]] who streams and produces the most [[Goyslop|goysloppy]] "content" imaginable. He has an army named the [[trannies]] who agree with him. He could run over a family of 16, and he wouldn't even need to lift a finger to get those retarded trannies running to his defense saying some [[Retard|retarded]] shit like "oh, he was driving an electric car so they didn't hear it coming!" or "he must have been on [[nigger weed]]!" If I ran over a family of 16, I'd get 80 years to life or the fucking death penalty, and NOBODY would come to my fucking defense (i would). I mean how bad would running over a family of 16 be?(what kind of parents have 14 children in the first place doe) I mean, they won't be taking up any more air and there would be more [[McDonalds]] for us fatasses to eat, so would it really be all that bad?<ref>Tranny, W. (1886). My ass. Tranny soyjack.</ref>
'''MoistCr1TiKaL''', '''Cr1TiKaL''', '''Penguinz0''', '''Charlie''', '''Charles''', '''Charles Christopher White Jr''', and whatever else you wanna call this [[Faggot|fag]], is an [[American]] [[YouTube|YouTuber]] who streams and produces the most [[Goyslop|goysloppy]] "content" imaginable. He has an army named the [[trannies]] who agree with him. He could run over a family of 16, and he wouldn't even need to lift a finger to get those retarded trannies running to his defense saying some [[Retard|retarded]] shit like "oh, he was driving an electric car so they didn't hear it coming!" or "he must have been on [[nigger weed]]!" If I ran over a family of 16, I'd get 80 years to life or the fucking death penalty, and NOBODY would come to my fucking defense (i would). I mean how bad would running over a family of 16 be?(what kind of parents have 14 children in the first place doe) I mean, they won't be taking up any more air and there would be more [[McDonalds]] for us fatasses to eat, so would it really be all that bad?<ref>Tranny, W. (1886). My ass. Tranny soyjack.</ref>

Revision as of 20:09, 25 January 2026

THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
MoistCr1TiKaL is a massive retard!This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!submitted 2 hours ago by u/milffemboydommymommygothgirltransfem_humpersmasherloverdiddlerkisser_694206719680085
Really well meme'd my friend!

MoistCr1TiKaL, Cr1TiKaL, Penguinz0, Charlie, Charles, Charles Christopher White Jr, and whatever else you wanna call this fag, is an American YouTuber who streams and produces the most goysloppy "content" imaginable. He has an army named the trannies who agree with him. He could run over a family of 16, and he wouldn't even need to lift a finger to get those retarded trannies running to his defense saying some retarded shit like "oh, he was driving an electric car so they didn't hear it coming!" or "he must have been on nigger weed!" If I ran over a family of 16, I'd get 80 years to life or the fucking death penalty, and NOBODY would come to my fucking defense (i would). I mean how bad would running over a family of 16 be?(what kind of parents have 14 children in the first place doe) I mean, they won't be taking up any more air and there would be more McDonalds for us fatasses to eat, so would it really be all that bad?[1]

Dox

Girlfriend

Snopes

  1. Tranny, W. (1886). My ass. Tranny soyjack.