'G

'G is a LAST RESORT NUKE that will leave
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If you don't want to live in constant fear of getting earraped every time you open a .webm file, you can simply hide any post containing 'g by filtering the filehash ; 04a95e618528f6a68b180adcda9d4d35eafb15a9d6672ecffa4c3894a2866315

>OYYYYYYYYYYYY MY EARS!

Set your volume to 0 before playing.

What it would sound like if converted to .mp3 and again set your volume to 0 before playing.

'G, also known as g.webm, is a 'party destroying .webm video file that existed circa mid 2023 and consists of nothing but a black square and earrape that has said to have broken ear drums, computers, and the sound barrier. The original video is 3.89 MB and 1080x1080. Due to how web browsers handle .webm and .webps, the format can change resolution mid-video, which is what 'G does. Its original creator made it so the moment you click play, it becomes one pixel large and impossible to turn off without closing the page. Though, on the sharty you can use the collapse button, and most sites don’t let webm completely change video sizes anymore.

A spectrogram view of 'G.webm's audio

Somephono's computer AND ears got brutally sodomized by g.webm so be careful whenever you see a black square, otherwise your computer can end up bricked, And you can and will become deaf. This information alone proves how dangerous 'g, a simple .webm video file can be. ^{[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]}

More recently, a 'teen has allegedly downloaded "g.wav", which is actually a crypto miner. Don't download this version of 'g. (why would you want to download it anyway?)

Many soyteens have called it to be banned.

As of June 3, 2026, a second 'teen's speakers got damaged due to 'g, which made xim goon. While it is known that some "people" have gooned to 'p and 'o, this is the first ever documented case of someone gooning to 'g. Top soyentists are now theorizing this is due to E'GI (Early 'G Introduction).

Brown 'G

SAAR! This train collision was caused by PakistanisDon't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

Brown 'G is a hypothetical variation of 'G that combines the infamous .webm with the Brown note, a hypothetical infrasonic frequency—typically cited between 5 and 9 Hz that is said to induce immediate, involuntarily fecal incontinence by resonating with the human bowel. Although it has never been realised, it could be used as a superweapon in raids that can cause trannies to instantaneously shit themselves.

Tranny 'G

This person is trans btw, if that matters

Tranny 'G is a hypothetical variation of 'G that combines the infamous .webm with a higher note, the audio can be heard here: https://soybooru.com/post/view/216031. The example on the booru is not the actual form of tranny 'g, as it's way more bearable than normal 'g. It also only plays on the left channel for some reason.

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