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'G is a LAST RESORT NUKE that will leave Ṇ̶́̏̂̈́̅ͅÓ̶͇̭̦̆̅ ̸̖̠̚S̶̟͑͛̀͘Ú̶̧͍̫͓̜͛̔͐̑R̵͕̲̬͕̿V̷̝̫̌̋̍Ì̵̥̉̽̕V̷̧̰̭͇̄O̴͕̦̪̠̦͘Ř̸̩̂͝Ş̵̺̠͙̈́͗̉
The following media may only be utilized upon its ratification by President Quote‎‎ when the end times are approaching
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Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards.
Proceed with caution.
There's been a modified version of this video going around that is 4.1 MB and contains CSAM. Please check your webms and wipe the video from your hard drive if it's not 3.89 MB like how it should be.
If you don't want to live in constant fear of getting earraped every time you open a .webm file, you can simply hide any post containing 'g by filtering the filehash.
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WARNING: NSFW BRIMSTONE AHEAD!
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here it is in all its glory... 'g ITS STILL LOUD ON 2 PERCENT VOLUME WE ARENT RESPONSIBLE FOR DEVICE DAMAGE

^its not nsfw btw just super fucking device-damaging loud the template warning text sadly cant be edited thats why we cant get rid of the NSFW warningwell you'd probably get in trouble for opening it at work due to the noise and device fuckery it causes anyways so it's literally not safe for work

'G in image form is harmless. Unconfirmed.

'G, also known as g.webm, is a 'party destroying .webm video file that never existed that was made and posted onto the soyjak.party 'log around December 16-18, 2025[1] it has existed before in 2024 though[a] and consists of nothing but a black square and earrape that has said to have broken ear drums, computers, and the sound barrier[2]. The original video is 3.89 MB and 1080x1080. Due to how web browsers handle .webm and .webps, the format can change resolution mid video, which is what 'G does. Its original creator made it so the moment you click play, it becomes one pixel large and impossible to turn off without closing the page.[b] 'G does NOT exist, and it never will. Everything you see on this page is a lie. Do not look into this further.

A spectrogram view of 'G.webm's audio


Somephono's computer AND ears got brutally sodomized by g.webm so be careful whenever you see a black square, otherwise your computer can end up bricked, And you can and will become deaf. This information alone proves how dangerous 'g, a simple .webm video file can be.

It's also often rumorized by a oldfag 'g used to mean "gore" and not a earrape video.

Notes

  1. i saw it and I have a video of it saved from September. -One 'ki editor. ((MARGE DELETE IT NOW!))
  2. even doe pressing the collapse button still works

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