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'G is a LAST RESORT NUKE that will leave
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The following content may only be utilized upon its ratification by President Quote when the end times are approaching... Find a nuclear bunker ₦Ø₩
If you don't want to live in constant fear of getting earraped every time you open a .webm file, you can simply hide any post containing 'g by filtering the filehash ; 04a95e618528f6a68b180adcda9d4d35eafb15a9d6672ecffa4c3894a2866315
Set your volume to 0 before playing.

'G, also known as g.webm, is a 'party destroying .webm video file that existed circa mid 2023 and consists of nothing but a black square and earrape that has said to have broken ear drums, computers, and the sound barrier[a][1]. The original video is 3.89 MB and 1080x1080. Due to how web browsers handle .webm and .webps, the format can change resolution mid-video, which is what 'G does. Its original creator made it so the moment you click play, it becomes one pixel large and impossible to turn off without closing the page. Though, on the sharty you can use the collapse button, and most sites don’t let webm completely change video sizes anymore.

A spectrogram view of 'G.webm's audio

Somephono's computer AND ears got brutally sodomized by g.webm so be careful whenever you see a black square, otherwise your computer can end up bricked, And you can and will become deaf. This information alone proves how dangerous 'g, a simple .webm video file can be. [it just is, ok?]

More recently, a 'teen has allegedly downloaded "g.wav", which is actually a crypto miner.[2] Don't download this version of 'g.

Brown 'G[edit | edit source]

>SAAR! SAAR! uhhhh there's a Paki looking at me through this glass ya kuchh is tarah ka
SAAR! This train collision was caused by PakistanisDon't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

Brown 'G is a hypothetical variation of 'G that combines the infamous .webm with the Brown note, a hypothetical infrasonic frequency—typically cited between 5 and 9 Hz that is said to induce immediate, involuntarily fecal incontinence by resonating with the human bowel. Although it has never been realised, it could be used as a superweapon in raids that can cause trannies to instantaneously shit themselves.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

There is a bait and switch Froglaugh 'G video that was first released to the Swinny by an individual who shall not be named. It originally was posted to bait shemmycucks before it got unleashed onto them, which caused the original file to get deleted off the Swinny. It is the normal froglaugh for seven seconds before becoming one pixel large and playing a very loud noise. Its filename is froglaugh2.webm.

Other bait and switch 'G videos have been uploaded to SoyBooru, though most of them only have the audio of 'G.

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Notes

  1. It doesn't play on some devices dobeit, but don't risk it

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