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'G
'G, also known as g.webm, is a 'party destroying .webm video file that existed circa mid 2023 and consists of nothing but a black square and earrape that has said to have broken ear drums, computers, and the sound barrier[a][1]. The original video is 3.89 MB and 1080x1080. Due to how web browsers handle .webm and .webps, the format can change resolution mid-video, which is what 'G does. Its original creator made it so the moment you click play, it becomes one pixel large and impossible to turn off without closing the page. Though, on the sharty you can use the collapse button, and most sites don’t let webm completely change video sizes anymore.

Somephono's computer AND ears got brutally sodomized by g.webm so be careful whenever you see a black square, otherwise your computer can end up bricked, And you can and will become deaf. This information alone proves how dangerous 'g, a simple .webm video file can be. [it just is, ok?]
More recently, a 'teen has allegedly downloaded "g.wav", which is actually a crypto miner.[2] Don't download this version of 'g. (why would you want to download it anyway?)
Many soyteens have called it to be banned.
As of June 3, 2026, a second 'teen's speakers got damaged due to 'g, which made xim goon.[3] While it is known that some "people" have gooned to 'p and 'o, this is the first ever documented case of someone gooning to 'g. Top soyentists are now theorizing this is due to E'GI (Early 'G Introduction).
Brown 'G[edit | edit source]

Brown 'G is a hypothetical variation of 'G that combines the infamous .webm with the Brown note, a hypothetical infrasonic frequency—typically cited between 5 and 9 Hz that is said to induce immediate, involuntarily fecal incontinence by resonating with the human bowel. Although it has never been realised, it could be used as a superweapon in raids that can cause trannies to instantaneously shit themselves.
Tranny 'G[edit | edit source]
Tranny 'G is a hypothetical variation of 'G that combines the infamous .webm with a higher note, the audio can be heard here: https://soybooru.com/post/view/216031. The example on the booru is not the actual form of tranny 'g, as it's way more bearable than normal 'G. Tranny 'G works the same way as 'G, It also only plays on the left channel for some reason.
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Notes
- ↑ It doesn't play on some devices dobeit, but don't risk it