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'''Vapes''', also known as '''stigs, USBs,''' '''cockwhistles,''' or '''electronic dildos''', are sticks you [[Faggot|suck from]] to blow smoke [[Amerimutt|or whatever]]. [[Jews|A notable unpatched infinite money glitch involves them selling them to Year 6 kids at exorbitant rates to make a living]]. Vaping is a favorite pastime of [[Daedaluson]] and 'teens, which may explain the state of the [[Catalog|log]]
'''Vapes''', also known as '''stigs, USBs,''' '''cockwhistles,''' or '''electronic dildos''', are sticks you [[Faggot|suck from]] to blow smoke [[Amerimutt|or whatever]]. [[Jews|A notable unpatched infinite money glitch involves them selling them to Year 6 kids at exorbitant rates to make a living]]. Vaping is a favorite pastime of [[Daedaluson]] and 'teens, which may explain the state of the [[Catalog|log]]
    
    
According to le wholesome Snopes, vaping is not as harmful as smoking a cigarette (ev&oe it contains [[Trannies|estrogen]] and other chemicals for good goyim). <s>[[Lie|Which means it's a healthy alternative]]</s> People mostly use these to avoid real cigarettes because, apparently, actual smoke is bad for you (shocker). [[Profound mental retardation|People vape in school bathrooms and at parks]]; this is because most vape users are literal cacas and [[Selfish little fuck|selfish little fucks.]] If you vape [[Pushin' 30|over the age of 30]],you will be considered a [[cuck]] and you love watching your wife get raped by [[Tyrone]]. Some [[faggots]]/[[trannies]] vape,ev&oe they're on [[HRT|Jew Juice.]]
According to le wholesome Snopes, vaping is not as harmful as smoking a cigarette<ref>(ev&oe it contains [[Trannies|estrogen]] and other chemicals for good goyim)</ref>. <s>[[Lie|Which means it's a healthy alternative]]</s> People mostly use these to avoid real cigarettes because, apparently, actual smoke is bad for you (shocker). [[Profound mental retardation|People vape in school bathrooms and at parks]]; this is because most vape users are literal cacas and [[Selfish little fuck|selfish little fucks.]] If you vape [[Pushin' 30|over the age of 30]], you will be considered a [[cuck]] and you love watching your wife get raped by [[Tyrone]]. Some [[faggots]]/[[trannies]] vape,ev&oe they're on [[HRT|Jew Juice.]] Apparently people vape more then they drink now


== Vape mods ==
== Vape mods ==

Revision as of 08:34, 13 June 2026

Mazel tov! Vape are Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.
Vaping makes (You) look like a FAGGOT!!These individuals are faggots and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
Vaping is BAD for you and will make your lungs look like COAL
>DOCTOSSSSS MY LUNGS ARE COAL OYYYYY DOCTOSSSSS

Vapes, also known as stigs, USBs, cockwhistles, or electronic dildos, are sticks you suck from to blow smoke or whatever. A notable unpatched infinite money glitch involves them selling them to Year 6 kids at exorbitant rates to make a living. Vaping is a favorite pastime of Daedaluson and 'teens, which may explain the state of the log

According to le wholesome Snopes, vaping is not as harmful as smoking a cigarette[1]. Which means it's a healthy alternative People mostly use these to avoid real cigarettes because, apparently, actual smoke is bad for you (shocker). People vape in school bathrooms and at parks; this is because most vape users are literal cacas and selfish little fucks. If you vape over the age of 30, you will be considered a cuck and you love watching your wife get raped by Tyrone. Some faggots/trannies vape,ev&oe they're on Jew Juice. Apparently people vape more then they drink now

Vape mods

Vape mods are basically vapes, but gemmed up due to their customizability. These vapes are typically used in vape-offs and WILL win you every single competition in the school bathrooms. <---------- LIE + they're still brimmy as fuck. Some of the retards in the vaping community switch to different "mod kits" to customise their vaping.

Uses

Vapes that (You) use

  1. (ev&oe it contains estrogen and other chemicals for good goyim)