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School also known as Niggerhell 2.0 is a magical place, in which cacas are sent to learn about the Holocaust, trans rights, how to engage in anal sex, and why niggers never did nuffin. It is a place of connection, and absolutely NO FUCKING BIGOTRY. Soyteens, Chuds, and smart/gifted people are known to detest school for these reasons, and because posting on 4chan or the Sharty on your school computer is usually not possible (unless you use your brain and learn what a VPN is). School is the center of many conspiracy theories, both true and retarded, likely due to how large and corrupt the school systems of many countries are. One of these theories stems from the idea that a few teachings that essentially shaped modern schooling were also the basis of the MKUltra experiments[it just is, ok?]. Outside of the first world (and in darker areas), school is a den for criminal behavior and degeneracy due to the difficulty of managing often thousands of hormonal third-worlders for 6-7 hours out of the day.

School varies between countries and, within America, states, by ethnic and political makeup. For example, many schools in red states will be bearable for Chuds and normal people, as they lack the power to constantly annoy everyone, but are underfunded. Many schools in blue states will be more funded, but have many dysgenic faggots that interrupt class every few minutes to loudly stim and/or teach everyone about their niche interests and porn collection.

In relation to the Sharty[edit | edit source]

Oppressed slavix soyteen's 'toss on suggesting to unban the 'arty from school wifi

School is a touchy subject among 'teens. It is widely disliked by Soyteens because it prevents them from doing the real important things in life, like making 'jaks and editing this very wiki as they should. School is for retards who don't trust their instincts, anyways. It is often lamented in 'tosses, depicted as Niggerhell where the most degenerate, dysgenic retards are shoved into a classroom and do retarded shit for 45 minutes to an hour until lunchtime, which is basically Special Education. Many neutralposters may make posts on the Sharty about school, or the fact that they are posting from their school laptop. (NOTE: This is fucking retarded, openly saying you are posting from your school will now get you 'nished, because the sharty is an 18+ website.) NEVER sign up to your own computer with a school account, the class teacher can see everything if xe's obsessed enough and also some colleges openly reject applications for le heckin chud behaviour online, use a vpn you fucking nigger.

A few people have floated the idea of Soy School, in which people learn about Soystory, Soyfare, and Soyspeak, but this would be really fucking retarded and probably smell horrendous if executed IRL.

In relation to Science™[edit | edit source]

At all levels of school, a required subject to learn is science. For most students, it is a challenging subject, especially the tests. However, some students get a perfect score on every test because their parents force them to spend every moment of their childhood studying, so that they can become a doctor later in life or something.

In higher education, classes cost thousands of dollars, including the prerequisite classes that you VVILL take (few of which are actually science classes) before you actually start studying your major. After a few more years of school, you will receive a degree. Depending on the degree, you may finally become one of The Experts, and make more money than average, but not always enough to pay back debts after going to school for 4 or more additional years and becoming an Expert. Going through this process is a reason why people admire Soyentists.

Teachers VVILL teach about how vaccines work and why they are le good.

Teachers VVILL NOT cover Thrembo in any of their lectures.

Teachers VVILL NOT accept "it just is, ok?" as a correct explanation to a test answer.[they just won't, ok?]

In relation to raiding[edit | edit source]

Main article: Raiding

Zoom bombing[edit | edit source]

Zoom bombing is a DEAD MEME

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Zoom bombing is an ancient practice of early Sharty raids in which someone would leak a Zoom code to /raid/ or look for an unguarded Zoom call to rape. This was often done by spamming the Nigger Word, vile homosexual negro pornography, and Sharty material. This was often the Zoom calls of people's online schools, as this was quite commonplace during (((The Kikedown))) due to Faucist pigs. Zoom bombing has totally died out due to Zoom itself losing popularity, both as a video-calling app and due to the reopening of most schools in America by 2022.

Schoolnukes[edit | edit source]

See also: Major inconvenience

A Schoolnuke, or SCHQQLNVKE, is the practice of notifying a degenerate individual's school or college about their harrowing behavior online. This was widely employed in many Sharty raids, most notably Operation 9/11 and Operation No Nut November to force people to either go into hiding or end their disgusting activities. It was absolutely vital in making gooners seethe and attempt to take the moral high ground in defense of their favorite child-enjoying porn artists, to the humor of MANY 'teens, their sudden moral epiphanies seen as hypocritical for people constantly bemoaning moralfags and Christians.

IRL trolling[edit | edit source]

Hanging around schools is a VERY BAD IDEA if you're old. Putting up gemmy fliers is funny, but do it on your own campus and always conceal yourself if the material is chuddy.

IRL trolling usually just consists of putting up 'jaks or Soy-related posters around your campus, and maybe making fun of trannies occasionally. It is generally a bad idea if you don't go to said school, but is usually no biggie if it's a college campus.

As a general rule, anything that would make a normie DOCTOS (Swastikas, the Nigger Word, you get the idea) is not a good idea unless you wear a mask.

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