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WARNING: Since not long ago, most schools (especially public schools) are FUNDED BY THE CIA, (((ELITES))), AND SATANIC NEW WORLD ORDER
"will you spend this winter driving me insane"
Schools, teachers, and schoolfags are Jews! (((JEEEEEWWWWZ!)))
SCHOOL IS DEMONIC INDIAN BRIMSTONE STRAIGHT FROM THE FIERY DEPTHS OF BRAPTARUS!!!!!!!!!!!
i hat e skool
help aaaaaaaaa

School is a terrible place where children are forced to work more than most adults (not true, trust me) also there is a sperg sitting across from me that can't stop moving and picking his nose, help, during times from 7am to 3pm CDT the post hours drop dramatically and a lot of markipliers talk about the subject.

Why school is awful.[edit | edit source]

the stuff where people say that work is worse than school is all LIES, in work you choose your profession in school you are given stupid stuff and it is not the topic's that makes the work tough it is the awful teachers that never do anything other than check their goddamn E-mails or make sure they do not "deadname" the trannies. Speaking of which the second worst thing of school or the worst thing of school overall are the awful children that make up the school such as spergs which I guess they cannot help themselves from years of alienation so I will excuse them[I just don't want to get killed, okay?], HOWEVER there are trannies that wear pride flag socks and gloves, ugly people which I simply do not like looking at whatsoever. There is also this idiotic program at my high school that allows the people with the lowest grades, but the highest chromosome counts to come into the school to be "Nurses" which are either morbidly obese or trannies, why the heck would I want to trust these "people" downsies with my health? My father got into this work accident in a black neighborhood and the doctor's there were pretty good but compared to these idiots they were HIGHLY EDUCATED MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS (also there were 3 fried chicken joints in a 30 feet radius, but they need them for the difficult times a hospital visit can bring). Also about 2 thirds of my teachers ONLY LOOK AT THEIR EMAILS AND DONT TEACH THE CLASS, I do like my business class a lot but sadly my whole school schedule is not business :(.

School kills creativity[look it up] btw, if that matters.

Long story short school is a soul draining part of society that Schwab intends to make 24/7 with no summer or breaks.

(ALSO ALL TEACHERS ARE POWER HUNGRY AND IF YOU SLIGHTLY ANNOY THEM YOU GET AN IRL BAN!)

This is true because I was just walking around my school and then I got in trouble for doing so during my lunch break, then I was put in the office and I was forced to miss 15 minutes of my Biology class because I "argued with the teachers". I think hopefully I will do online school[no more snow days though].

Some comments[edit | edit source]

Attending school is completely pointless. Your teacher has to divide his (more often than not half-assed) explanations among more than 20 children, at least half of which either shouldn't or don't even want to be there, not to mention that the teacher also shouldn't be there, not to mention that he doesn't even want to be there. Whereas if you were to simply study from a textbook, the internet (, or a recording of a lecture or a >video essay ) on your own, you could gain double the knowledge in half the time. If you require an entire seperate human being you can interact with to answer your questions and babysit you because you can't find the answers on your own, you are mentally deficient, you should give up learning, and you should take a manual labor job and maximize your lousy potential grab the lasso and ack. Contrary to what trannies, pretentious educatators, and soyboys with room temperature IQs will tell you, learning from a book is no worse than learning from a teacher (or an interactive computer-assisted course or some other terrible medium they just came up with). And when taking into account surrounding factors like the price of non-living learning materials such as books or lecture recordings (both zero, BTW: https://annas-archive.org, https://youtube.com[datamining warning]) compared to that of living materials such as a teacher or a course, or how a teacher or professor has to attend to many people at the same time, learning from non-living materials is cheaper, quicker, more efficient, and ultimately better than from living materials.

War on boys[edit | edit source]

School discriminates against boys. Boys get lower grades, are more likely to be held back, suspended, expelled, and other such punishments (lies, we are NOT female supremacists and you WILL be getting beheaded for saying that). Whatever happened to letting "boys be boys?" Take these two cases: In one, a seven-year-old boy was sent home for nibbling a Pop Tart into a gun. In another, a teacher was so alarmed by a picture drawn by a student (of a sword fight), that the boy's parents were summoned in for a conference. In short, boys in America's schools (and outside of America too, bitch ass nigga) are routinely punished for being active, competitive, and restless. In other words, boys can no longer be boys. Men and boys who aspire to become men—are in a sorry state. If only there were an organization to encourage boys to strive for goodness, self-mastery, and excellence! Of course, such an institution already exists—or at least it did. What happened to it? [1] Feminism is the cause of the decline of birth in the West, which acts as a scapegoat for mass immigration [2].

BLOOD IS FUEL, AND THE TEACHERS AND PRINCIPALS ARE PACKED WITH IT. SIPHON EVERY LAST DROP FROM THEIR BODIES.[DO IT FAGGOT]

Wanna take some notes, boys?[edit | edit source]

dab on her do a whip yeah do the nae nae now do the nae nae yeah do the whip yeah now do the nae nae

Computer Science Posting[edit | edit source]

Some 'teens who are studying computer science often post in the Class Computers. However, unlike normal computers, the amount of 'jakking that can be done is very low since it bothers (((them)))

Some soyteens (I) bring their (my) laptop to school and post on the IRC and 'log but they are (I am) limited on how much they (I) can post since they (I) sit at the front of the class and they are (I am) scared of getting 'slotted for everyone behind them (everyone behind me) to see.

Citations

  1. https://www.prageru.com/search?query=masculinity
  2. Stephan Balliet said this part[he just did, okay?]


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