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* They don't allow new users <sup>(which is like the whole point of a wiki, for users to contribute)</sup> | * They don't allow new users <sup>(which is like the whole point of a wiki, for users to contribute)</sup> | ||
* Their servers are shit, 80% of the time it's either down or unfathomably slow | * <s>Their servers are shit, 80% of the time it's either down or unfathomably slow</s> <-- its completely down | ||
* Despite having a lot of based pages, some of it is unfathomably retarded such as claiming [[Science|e=mc<sup>2</sup>]] is false, im not kidding btw | * Despite having a lot of based pages, some of it is unfathomably retarded such as claiming [[Science|e=mc<sup>2</sup>]] is false, im not kidding btw | ||
* None of the mods care to make new pages or edits anymore. | * None of the mods care to make new pages or edits anymore. | ||
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Conservapedia is a self-proclaimed "trustworthy" wiki for right-wing chudcels as an alternative for Wikipedia, it was founded by a literal nophono called "Aschlafly", which still operates the site even after 2 decades.
For some reason, even the most popular pages are barely relevant at all, since they don't even care about their own damn articles, not even the admins care.
Content
Conservapedia is similar to Uncyclopedia in that it also constantly crashes due to crawler bots and attempting to view the source code or revision history of pages often results in an error.
It's main content consists of chuddy information, obsession with liberalism (ev&oe both are obsessed with each other) and pretty much pro-MAGA content. [marge the only pro-maga content is the news]
It's le based because it DEBOONKS all points of lefty drawfags that blame every mistake they did on the orange man, but also le bad because it obsesses over the same thing they laugh at.
The only relevance it has to the 'arty is the article on the 2019 El Paso Walmart shooting, and even that does not mention the 'jak that was born from it.
As of April 4, 2026, registrations for new accounts are closed. This was likely due to braniggers[a] essentially raiding the site in early 2025, editing articles to be in favor of whatever retarded and extreme political beliefs they happened to be holding at the time.
Reasons why it's pretty much dead
- They don't allow new users (which is like the whole point of a wiki, for users to contribute)
Their servers are shit, 80% of the time it's either down or unfathomably slow<-- its completely down- Despite having a lot of based pages, some of it is unfathomably retarded such as claiming e=mc2 is false, im not kidding btw
- None of the mods care to make new pages or edits anymore.
Notable admins
Obviously, the site has admins, and ALL of them patrol talk pages 24/7/365 since they don't care about articles
- Aschlafly - Founder of Conservapedia and son of anti-gay rights activist Phyllis Schlafly.
- RobSmith - Hyperobsessed nobody who somehow got admin and blocked at the same time.
- BethanyS - Inactive admin, got no talk page.
See also
Notes
- ↑ referred to as "A Fuentes" by the admins, due to their raid being rooted in Nick Fuentes's endorsement of the site.
