SNCA:Uncyclopedia

Hello can you nusoibeans hear me?

*taps microphone

(the crowd is silent)

This obsessed microphone never works- oh nevermind I forgot to turn it on.

The nusois are still waiting...

I SAID CAN YOU HEAR ME

loud and clear!

Today we are going to talk about, a dead wiki that no one but autists and schizos use

Soyjak wiki?

KEK, good one nusoi, but no something much more autistic and unknown, sort of like uhhhhhhh ED, but more Reddit you know?

Marge...

Uh you know what, I'll let Nophono take it from here, let's begin shall we?

Incase you're a nigger who hates everything, the literal whos at Wikipedia have an article about Uncyclopedia.

Uncyclopedia is a satire wiki founded in 2004 by some gook named Chronarian. It is mainly dedicated to, as you might have guessed, oldfag stuff. Things like celebrities, shitty inside jokes, old fashioned music and anime. It's basically just Encyclopedia Dramatica but without the porn and gore.

Notable things

You WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW

Xhey used to have a wiki page on us that redirected to Racistpedia until it was autoprotected and deleted 2 minutes later by DaniPine3.^{[Guess who's getting za'd tonight]}

They are the pioneers behind pages that look like the thing they're about, a bone-chilling type of kino article on this very wiki best known for being geggy and well-received among readers (most of the time).

Active admins of interest

>	OneShit troon, you say? Where have I heard of this before?	<
D. Bykes

SoyBooru

• Alula - Norwegian OneShit troon. Alula, If you're seeing this, YWNBAW.
• Bad Motherfucker - some rando LAAAAARPing as a heccin' badass kang.
• DaniPine3 - Shitskin spaniard that deleted the redirect, and soon to be 'aped. Snopes confirmed that he's the guy in this picture. His slaves are wannabe jannies called Gergdown and OPPOSUM. (ACKED) (actually he's still there on an alt because he's fucking addicted GEEEEEG)
• (((Kakun))) - native speaker of Hebrew and founder of Einciclopedia.
• Kippy - Not much is known about him other than being a Texan.
• MrX - Yet another Amerimutt! But this time, It's a commie! (Meds, he's actually a branigger and barely understands what communism is)
• RealDonaldTrump^🗝️ - Impersonates Donald Trump without (entirely) sounding like a butthurt shitlib. Maintains the templates better than anyone else on the site. The only good Uncyclopedia user left.
• the other ones are literal whos.

Other literal who active users

• Catt0s (XE OPENLY ADMITS TO BEING A MOD FOR E621 GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG)
• Fish on skates - Once-sane loli then groomed by DaniPine3 and Alula into only being able to speak in Undertale/Deltarune references. Spends 99% of her time on forums but just got nominated to be a new janny.
• GlitchyZorua - Autistic open source schizo, does not understand the most basic of irony. Owns a NeoCities site that's truly a work of art. Xe also somehow avatarfags on a fucking wiki.
• >Turb0-Sunrise
  - Obsessed with Boston, hating the Yankees, and hurricanes. That's about it.
• J-ACKson - the same kiwifarmer from this very wiki.

How to Troll on Uncyclopedia

>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MOM THIS BRIMMY "COMEDY" SITE THAT NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF NEEDS TO BE SPAMED WITH GAY PORN AND BALD MEN WITH GLASSES OR SOMETHING

Step 1: You VILL create an account

Uncyclopedia often intentionally crashes for logged out-users. Xheir claimed reason for this is that AI crawler bots have overloaded the servers, but it's more likely that the owners are desperately trying to save xheir spergy DNB site by ensuring that more users make accounts.

Do NOT give the account a gemmy name, or the jannies will ban you on sight.

Step 2: You VILL make small spammy edits.

Make several harmless edits to articles. The joons will suspect nothing because they're incompetent aspies.

You may write your own article about something if you wish. Doesn't matter how SNCA it is.

Now you VILL leave your account dormant for 4 days. Once you have autoconfirmed protection, you may begin gemming up the more important pages.

Step 3: Actually Begin Trolling

• Last person to edit wins is a fairly active thread in their forum where several future gegbulls congregate and post all sorts of r/196 brimstone, mostly Deltatroon memes. To counter this, you VILL flood it with gemmy images (preferably in ASCII form so they can't be image blacklisted o algo).
• Most Uncyclopedia users, despite being mindless cacas with no sense of humor themselves, utterly despise SKIBIDI TQILET and other ARYANrot memes. Studies show that acting like stereotypical TikTok Gen Alpha on Uncyclopedia will cause sitewide dilation among uncycloniggers.
• Write about Goatse or the 'slot, (((Israel))), TND or why lesbian loli hentai is bad in their "A story built one X at a time" forum games or something. (Nowadays, these are more active than anything else on the site). They have no rules against this and you'll probably not get 'nished for it, but it makes their tranny clitties and/or axewounds leak.
• Tell them that even ED is better at being funny than them.

Snopes

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