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'''Sam Candles''' | '''Sam Candles''', also known as [['P|CSAM]] candles, is a tranny who made a video essay on why censoring xer [[Lolicon|loli]] goonslop is heckin fascist or whatever<ref>https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gP2NuE9PlL8</ref>. Xe is a self-admitted pedophile, [[DOLL|ageplayer]], and [[TCOAAL|incest fetishist]]. | ||
== Raids == | == Raids == | ||
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=== First raid === | === First raid === | ||
An 'ox thread was started on /raid/ on the night of July 26th, 2026 but was somewhat dnb | An 'ox thread was started on /raid/ on the night of July 26th, 2026 but was somewhat dnb<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-2240-31/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/298231.html</ref>. The 'ox was achieved in a /soy/ thread the following day, and a momNVKE was shortly deployed alongside the typical [[Pizza|'zas]]<ref>https://archive.ph/Musm0</ref>. Afterward, soyteens started a short trolling campaign false-flagging as [[r/markiplier|r/oneyplays]] against Sam Candles supporters on [[Bluesky]], until everybody got bored and stopped. | ||
=== Second raid === | === Second raid === | ||
A second raid | A second raid targeted Sam's stream on August 1. Soyteens would keep ordering [[Pizza|'za]], but the delivery drivers kept crashing. The Soyim collective would start to leave the thread in mass, before getting a call from [[Gigachad|Eric]], telling them that the 'za had been delivered and that Sam paid for it too geg<ref><nowiki>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0802-1012-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16890472.html https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0Amva</nowiki></ref>. A YouTuber named "[[Gigachad|Peepisawesome]]" made three videos on the whole situation earlier and got his comments spammed by links to the dox edit above, exposing hundreds of [[Neutralplier|normgroids]] to this dox. The peepcord was also raided, but not much came of it. Xhe was signed up by a 'teen to multiple colleges with a shitty AI application about troon sex, which could've resulted in him being blacklisted. | ||
=== Third Raid === | === Third Raid === | ||
A Third raid proceeded the following day, resulting in a total of {{Keyedtext|four 'zas delivered.}} Sadly Sam's parents IRL jannied the delivery drivers to prevent random breaks for [[Lie|water | A Third raid proceeded the following day, resulting in a total of {{Keyedtext|four 'zas delivered.}} Sadly, Sam's parents IRL-jannied the delivery drivers to prevent random breaks for [[Lie|getting some water]]. Despite this, a water break happened several hours in the stream, probably due to Sam's parents yelling at him{{CitationNeeded}}. Also, Sam's paypigs were also able to locate the [[Soyjak.party|source of the raid]]<ref><nowiki>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0803-1051-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16897388.html</nowiki>. | ||
<nowiki>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0803-1909-46/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16907112.html</nowiki></ref> | <nowiki>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0803-1909-46/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16907112.html</nowiki></ref> | ||
==== Post Stream ==== | ==== Post Stream ==== | ||
The following day 'teens would discuss ways to commit [[TTD]] | The following day, 'teens would discuss ways to commit [[TTD]]. They searched Sam's YouTube channel, finding a [[SNCA:Scratch|scratch]] account<ref><nowiki>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0804-0302-03/https://scratch.mit.edu:443/users/samcandles/</nowiki></ref>. Afterward, a 'teen quickly converted the dox edit to a scratch project and sent it to Sam<ref><nowiki>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0802-1012-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16890472.htmlhttps://ghostarchive.org/archive/0Amva</nowiki></ref>. | ||
=== Fourth raid === | === Fourth raid === | ||
Due to his tranny mods obviously lurking soyteens started targeting his [[Janitor|jannys]] and paypigs. | Due to his tranny mods obviously lurking, soyteens started targeting his [[Janitor|jannys]] and paypigs. | ||
== Doxes == | == Doxes == | ||
Revision as of 00:04, 4 August 2026





Sam Candles, also known as CSAM candles, is a tranny who made a video essay on why censoring xer loli goonslop is heckin fascist or whatever[1]. Xe is a self-admitted pedophile, ageplayer, and incest fetishist.
Raids
First raid
An 'ox thread was started on /raid/ on the night of July 26th, 2026 but was somewhat dnb[2]. The 'ox was achieved in a /soy/ thread the following day, and a momNVKE was shortly deployed alongside the typical 'zas[3]. Afterward, soyteens started a short trolling campaign false-flagging as r/oneyplays against Sam Candles supporters on Bluesky, until everybody got bored and stopped.
Second raid
A second raid targeted Sam's stream on August 1. Soyteens would keep ordering 'za, but the delivery drivers kept crashing. The Soyim collective would start to leave the thread in mass, before getting a call from Eric, telling them that the 'za had been delivered and that Sam paid for it too geg[4]. A YouTuber named "Peepisawesome" made three videos on the whole situation earlier and got his comments spammed by links to the dox edit above, exposing hundreds of normgroids to this dox. The peepcord was also raided, but not much came of it. Xhe was signed up by a 'teen to multiple colleges with a shitty AI application about troon sex, which could've resulted in him being blacklisted.
Third Raid
A Third raid proceeded the following day, resulting in a total of four 'zas delivered.🗝️ Sadly, Sam's parents IRL-jannied the delivery drivers to prevent random breaks for getting some water. Despite this, a water break happened several hours in the stream, probably due to Sam's parents yelling at him[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]. Also, Sam's paypigs were also able to locate the source of the raid[5]
Post Stream
The following day, 'teens would discuss ways to commit TTD. They searched Sam's YouTube channel, finding a scratch account[6]. Afterward, a 'teen quickly converted the dox edit to a scratch project and sent it to Sam[7].
Fourth raid
Due to his tranny mods obviously lurking, soyteens started targeting his jannys and paypigs.
Doxes
Sam candles
Social Media Accounts
- Aliases: samcandles, samcandlesyt, teamendermen, fluffyinu101, MewTheSmasher, MewSmasher, SecretAgentMeta, samanthauel, samuyeet, zacharyzse, candlesonfir3, Zachary E., candlehearts, samend13, nintylove, SamEndeman1, lil_sam_x, ninty-love, PluginFun, samcand
- Legal Name: Sam Endeman

- Birth name: Zachary Endeman
- Date of Birth: December 28, 2002 (23 years old)
- Sex:
Male
- Address: 128 Briarcliff Dr, Folsom, CA 95630
- Nationality: Amerimutt
- Ethnicity: Amerimutt
- Email(s):
- samcandlesyt@gmail.com
- teamendermen@gmail.com
- teamendeman@gmail.com
- fluffyinu101@yahoo.com
- Phono(s):
- (916) 730-9664 - Xhe changed the number
Pichikeen
Janny & snitch for sam candles, also bitches about muh puritan.
Social Media Accounts
- Aliases: hedgienebula Pichikeen
- Name: Allison Jowers.
- Estimated Age: January 2000
- Address: 29033 Donaldson Rd Opp, Alabama 36467
- Nationality: Amerimutt
- Email(s): hedgienebula@gmail.com
- Phono(s): (334) 475-1085
DizzyDaisy909
Janny for Sam Candles, obsessed with emulators. Poor, begs for money on BlueSky.
Social Media Accounts
- Aliases: Dizzy909, wiiug, GabeNewell1337 GN1337YT
- Name: Daisy Smith(Unconfirmed legal name)
- Estimated Age: 22As of August 4th, 2026
- Sex:
Male
- Address: Unknown
- Nationality: Amerimutt
- Email(s):
** weirdodaisy@hotmail.com
** wiiugamer7@gmail.com
- Phono(s):
** +1 (***) ***-**22
Auxiliary Information
Dates another janny going by clamdove
MxPokirby
Janny for Sam Candles. Seems obsessed with Mario 64.
Social Media Accounts
- Aliases: verasgaming9093, wsterge, Veras the Arch System
- Name: William Stergiopoulos
- Date of Birth: September 1, 1998 (27 years old)
- Sex:
Male
- Address: Unknown
- Location: Illinois, United StatesAs of August 4th, 2026
- Nationality: Amerimutt
- Email(s):
** wsterge@gmail.com
- Phono(s):
** +1 (***) ***-**72
Gallery
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pea dough media is facis-AAAAACK!
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Gemmy 'ox
Snopes
- ↑ https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gP2NuE9PlL8
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-2240-31/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/298231.html
- ↑ https://archive.ph/Musm0
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0802-1012-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16890472.html https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0Amva
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0803-1051-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16897388.html. https://megalodon.jp/2026-0803-1909-46/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16907112.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0804-0302-03/https://scratch.mit.edu:443/users/samcandles/
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0802-1012-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16890472.htmlhttps://ghostarchive.org/archive/0Amva




