CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
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Revision as of 23:39, 13 August 2026

Consider bringing a pickaxe!
The 2026 Soyjak Wiki hack happened on August 13, 2026, when Soyjak Wiki was after Cobblestone's account was compromised by a furfag named Trinitite. Judging by the announcement at the top of the 'ki afterwards, the site was probably restored by Salt who completely ignored the Wiki until then.
Trinitite
Trinitite, also known as Trannykike, whose name shall not be dignified with any honorific of sort, was a heckin' haxxor who managed to assume control of this very wiki on August 13, 2026, having achieved this by hacking into Cobblestone's account and resetting its password.[1] During xheir brief reign, xhey essentially tried to ruin the wiki as much as possible: they banned jannies and other active contributors, deleted files en masse, and even redesigned the front page to the "Jarty" Wiki. 
Eventually, Salt, on his wiki account, would log in and ban the nigger. He undid most of the damage wrought by xhem, though the full extent of the damage is still unknown. As a result, Salt stated that he would no longer grant bureaucrat perms to anyone else out of concerns for the site's safety.


