Root

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Root

An artist's depiction of Root.

root ## manager's first post

Root, also known as Snopes Fact Check is the current acting Manager of soyjak.party as of September 9th, 2023.

He was introduced by Angeleno who made a thread announcing a new Manager, saying “if you want, you can think of him as chief of the coal police”. After some excitement and some dread, an hour later, he made his first post under the name “Root”. Root succeeds Red as manager of the Party, who himself succeeded DOLL. he is the snoot fang avatarfag

Facts

• He supports TTD and PND.
  • He uses correct pronouns if he respects you (centrist behavior), but later backtracked and said he doesn't support male-to-female troons.
• He is indifferent on religion, and believes good and bad people can follow it.
• He seems to be a bit of a dinosaur autist, loving stegosaurus most.
  • This claim was supported in a later Q&A when Root revealed to enjoy posts from the dinosaur avatarfags.
  • He is NOT the janny that left 'p up due to being distracted by dinosaur videos on youtube, TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW.
• His favourite soy boy wojack is Nojak.
• He claims hes a 'cuck oldGOD and loves moot or something like that but this needs a snopes fact check.
• He has a good taste in videogames. (He likes the Command & Conquer series). He recently answered a datamine and said he also likes Kurovadis (an obscure a24 slowburn hentai pixel shooter) and STALKER.
• He enjoys drinking alcohol, including hoppy craft IPA's in his exposed red brick $2000/mo inner city apartment.
• He is a Dragon Ball/tranime fan, evidenced by a picture he shared with stickers behind a can.
• He has good taste in women

Allegations and Disputes

Furry Imageboard Owner

• On September 10, 'teens noticed that the board owner of a furry altchan called FurChan.net was named r00t. Root appeared in the thread and said that he was not the same person, changing the stylization of his name from "root" to "ROOT." Regardless, this startling connection continues to be investigated.
  • Update: This allegation is highly supported by Poodlegate.

Archived template in use: {{Chud50002}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.

Root = Soot

• He is Soot, who changed 1 letter of his name and went along.^{[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]} Reminder that Soot's soyjak.download is still up to this day! You WILL disregard the previous sentence
  • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ medicationless chuddies making unsubstantiated claims yet again

Ongezellig Fan

• Root once said that Ongezellig posters should stay in /qa/. He claims to have never watched it, but may be a 'lignigger due to twice replying to Froot with the image of Mymy getting hit with a bottle and the post contents "orange fucker."^{[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]}
  • Root appears to have become a zellig poster or at least partial to the series. He made a /qa/ sticky using a picture of the character Vera and has said she is his favorite character.^{[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]}

Country of Residence

• Root claims to live in the Northeast United States, but investigative soyporters believe he may actually be European.

Poodlegate

• In a 'teen's thread where rolling dubs leaked an embarrassing post from your history, Root rolled dubs on one of his posts. He complied and linked a post from the /qa/ Rocky Raccoon / MKULTRA thread (a thread about an anthro furry poodle character), revealing that he anonymously made the post.. It is unknown if Root made the entire thread or just recent posts.

Takeaways

Thremologists agree that he will sterilize the site and rulecuck it to death.^{[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]} Any and all chaos will be eliminated, as will any and all fun. same guy that wrote this here, she isn’t too bad