CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Team Fortress 2



Team Fortress 2 is a free-to-play multiplayer shooter hat simulator made by Valve that both troons and chuds alike play, It has 9 playable classes or something, one of which was voiced by Rick May (voiced Soldier) who was an aryan racist.[Marge...]
Trolling
Trolling in TF2 is easy and fun since the game has been taken over by the autistic hordes (trannies and furries). These "people" do not like it when the game stops being wholesome 100 uncle dane trans rights fair and balanced r/196 r/tf2 ultrakill bara limp bizkit fempyro mods deltarune references and funny heckin wholesome taunts.[these types of people only play on troonfort doebeit]
YWNBAW chat bind
Copy and paste the following text into a text editor and save it to Steam/steamapps/common/Team Fortress 2/tf/cfg/ywnbaw.cfg.
| ywnbaw.cfg |
bind - YWNBAW0
|
In the same folder, open the file autoexec.cfg (create it if it doesn't exist) and add a new line: exec ywnbaw. Open the game, join a server, and press - every few seconds (you WILL NOT press it quickly or you'll get rate limited) to post the entire YWNBAW copypasta in chat.
Sprays

Try out this gemmy distance-fading spray I made. Place it somewhere players are likely to run at it from a distance, like the corner on 2fort between spawn and the battlements.
Download these two files and rename them to troon.vtf and troon.vmt respectively (it won't work if they don't have the same filename.) Then copy them both to tf/materials/vgui/logos. Open the game, go to options/multiplayer/spray and select it from the drop down list. Then press T to spray it in-game.
Decals
The decal tool is an item that allows you to decorate certain items with an image of your choice. 'Teens have used this to great effect in past raids.
- Gemming up a twitch stream with a 'slot sign: https://pomf2.lain.la/f/9qg1hh2y.webm
- Hitting a troon with a hanging troonjak in the kill cam (like in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Ngd0SW4i4)
Votekicking
You can initiate votekicks against trannies to boot them from Casual servers. Try accusing them of being a hacker in chat to get the average Casual spastic to mindlessly press F1.
Micspamming
Play gemmy songs, earrape, or AI TF2 character voices chudding it up over the microphone.
- (leaked unused soldier vs demoman domination voiceline)
History on the sharty
The Sharty has a TF2 server called Soytopia.
Also, some other imageboards such as Banty have a server called Kogasatopia. Many servers such as Uncletopia are typical troll sites for soyteens who trigger 'emmy reactions from trannies by calling them heckin slurs and saying the N word, who then get banned and resort to the lowest of the low for servers, most commonly Skial 24/7 2Fort.
It has often been debated whether or not TF2 is troonslop due to it's high density of trannies in many servers.
Jill
Jill is a developer at Valve who worked on the game from 2014 to 2017. Xhe is best known for making the Meet Your Match update, which added competitive matchmaking and broke how TF2 is supposed to be played or something. It is widely regarded as TF2's worst update. In July 2025, 9 years after MYM's release, Jill would be 'oxed by r/markiplier in the name of BringBackQuickplay.[1]
Xhe is also a Brony and is friends with self-admitted pedos btw if that matters
Dox
Social Media Accounts
- Aliases: No known aliases
- Name: John David Schoenick
- Estimated Age: 37
- Sex:
Male
- Address: 75 102nd Ave NE, Unit 505 Bellevue WA 98004
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- johns@valvesoftware.com
- John.schoenick@gmail.com
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- gjschoenicki33@yahoo.com
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- Phono(s):
- (805) 323-6374
- (949) 273-0776
- (847) 345-7592
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