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Gigaryan
Gigaryan is a gigachad featuring a 7 feet tall muscular blonde haired Yamnaya aryan warrior in a steppe background, with brown pants, brown boots, extremely muscular body, braided hair and blue eyes, wielding a spear and an axe, surrounded by a super saiaryan aura, with a glowing spinning kolovrat behind his head. It is commonly used on tiktok comments by based monteniggers and kosovans to larp as true based olgolpilled nazicommunists, usually under Yamnaya edits made by neonazis.
Origin
It was most likely an edited version of a famous image showing an ancient proto-indo-european supersoldier of Yakub, but the problem was that the image was extremely inaccurate in depicting the aryan beast's blonde hair and blue eyes, instead giving him a gypsy look, so someone fixed it by changing the eye color and hair color, also making the skin whiter.
It has become quite popular on tiktok, being posted under edits regarding the Yamnaya, Corded Ware and Sintashta ancient aryan supersoldier gangs.
Lore
Gigaryan was not part of the proto-indo-european genetically selected population of Patmos, but rather Yakub's most loyal assistant, and he was too black before becoming the gigaryan we know and love. What changed him was falling accidentally into a camel piss cauldron from which he got the blonde hair, but gladly not the stench. Instead, he smells like pure aryan honey. Yakub then made him the official leader of the migration towards the pontic steppe since he was too lazy to bring them there by boat.
Falling into the cauldron also gave him viltrumite strength and flight, plus the ability to shoot aryan beast bombs out of his mouth, making him virtually unstoppable in any corner of the globe. He also did to the Indus valley civilization what Omniman did in that epic scene.
Powers
- Continental level physical strength
- Hypersonic reaction speed
- Faster than light travel speed
- Aryan beast bombs
- YWNBAW
- Aryan stare
- Genius IQ
- Banhammer
- Minecraft creative commands (unpractical, takes too many seconds to type mid battle)
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