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Aryan beast bomb
>I have become ACK, destroyer of niggas
An Aryan Beast Bomb, or ABB, is the strongest known weapon ever created by the aryan race. It was invented by the protoindoeuropeans, according to Nobaldi or by Yakub according to the Norubundi lore. It is the strongest known explosive in the soysphere, even surpassing the most brutal of truth nukes, and an extremely dangerous cognitohazard for anyone who discover how to make one, due to its extreme damages.
Lore[edit | edit source]
It's a giant glowing ball of plasma that can be spit out by yelling some extremely based stuff, then the ball of plasma will fly, expand and accelerate exponentially until it hits the target at FTL speeds, causing an explosions equivalent to the detonation of 2000 Tsar Bomba or a small asteroid impact, localized in a 20 km wide and 90 km tall fire cone, with a giant mushroom cloud that towers over the tallest mountains and unleashing clouds and dust that covers anything in a 100 km radius, although without the radiation; it is fully capable to destroy mountains and has historically been used to destroy any sign of degeneracy: in fact, most furry OCs scale below mountain level durability, making them an easy target, although the same can't be said for a minority of them such as Betaetadelota, which are immune to any kind of weaponry we've got.
The Noburundi lore says that Yakub was the inventor of the ABB, and that he then gave the instructions on how to produce it to his white creation before deploying them in the pontic steppe. In 4000 BC, Yakub moved the best white people from the island of Patmos to the steppes of modern day Ukraine and created a language for them, thus creating the Yamnaya, the first aryans.
The reason why the protoindoeuropean homeland is so flat is because the yamnaya aryans brutally bombed every brapnigga in their path with aryan beast bombs, flattening the landscape. Sadly, some brapniggas such as the Iberians and Etruscans survived long enough not to get blown up, and they had to be assimilated later. The ABBs are also why the Tarim basin exists, the tocharians dropped 3000 ABBs in there, o algo, brutally bombing the mountain niggas. It is said that the shockwave even reached Noburundi causing some literal who african mountain ranges to erupt.
The fact that Yakub himself invented this weapon was carefully hidden by the Nation Of Islam's texts for unknown reason, probably because, if the way to unlock this power became widespread, the earth would get vaporized in 1 second or 2 due to the sheer amount of assholes trying the technique by themselves without any vril control. Only those who are born with the instinctive knowledge know how to make one.
Modern usage[edit | edit source]
Aryan beast bombs today are used by namefagues like Warrior-Z to brutally assert dominance on every tranny that dares ruin the stability of the soysphere. Here is how it's unleashed:
- The bomb is spat out of the based truth sayer's mouth directly, not needing any form of containment, thanks to the user's extremely high level of vril chakra mundalini o algo.
- The thing trooncacas describe as they react to the explosion from afar is a second sun appearing on the horizon as if it's rising again, and a giant extremely loud roaring sound like the one Godzilla would make but 100% more bone chilling scary.
- Everything in a 10 km radius gets vaporized by the 1000 mandrillion temperatures.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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500 niggatons
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Gigaryan shoots an ABB
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MQST BRVVTAL SCQTNVKE
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Corded ware warrior destroys furaffinity
