Aryan beast bomb
An Aryan Beast Bomb, or ABB, is the strongest weapon ever created by the aryan race. It was first invented by the protoindoeuropeans, according to Nobaldi, and it's also the strongest explosive in the soysphere, even surpassing the most brutal truth nukes.
Lore[edit | edit source]
It's a giant glowing ball of plasma that can be spit out by yelling some extremely based stuff, then the energy ball will fly and grow stronger and accelerate exponentially until he hits the target at FTL speeds, causing mountain shattering explosions. It has historically been used to destroy any sign of degeneracy: in fact, most furry OCs scale below mountain level durability, making them an easy target, although the same can't be said for a minority of them such as Betaetadelota, which are immune to any kind of weaponry we've got.
The Noburundi lore says that Yakub created the first ABB, and that he then gave the recipe to his white creation before deploying them in the pontic steppe. In 4000 BC, Yakub moved the best white people from the island of Patmos to the steppes of modern day Ukraine and created a language for them, thus creating the Yamnaya, the first aryans.
The reason why the protoindoeuropean homeland is so flat is because the yamnaya aryans brutally bombed every brapnigga in their path with aryan beast bombs, flattening the landscape. Sadly, some brapniggas such as the Iberians and Etruscans survived long enough not to get blown up, and they had to be assimilated later. The ABBs are also why the Tarim basin exists, the tocharians dropped 3000 ABBs in there, o algo, brutally bombing the mountain niggas. It is said that the shockwave even reached Noburundi causing some literal who african mountain ranges.
It is said that Yakub invented this weapon himself, but the original text was carefully hidden by the Nation Of Islam's texts for unknown reasons.
Modern usage[edit | edit source]
Aryan beast bombs today are used by namefagues like Warrior-Z to brutally assert dominance on every tranny that dares ruin the stability of the soysphere.
