Yakub
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Yakub (also spelled as Yaqub or Yacub[No one says this]), also known as Father of White People or Dyeus Phter in ancient Aryan Yamnaya mythology, was a black Meccan scientist who lived over 1 vrillion years ago (Though it was actually 6600 BC). Thanks to his massive head that housed two brains, he was able to create the Proto-Indo-European Aryan race via selective breeding and gene-splitting.
Background
[edit | edit source]According to the mythology of the Nation of Islam, Yakub was a successful scientist with a large following. He and 59,999 followers were eventually banished to Pelan (modern-day Patmos), making 60,000 Yakubians in total. You were not invited.[1]
Yakub created the Yamnaya Aryan beasts to rule over the blacks for thousands of years.🗝️ His goal was to produce a race inherently prone to lying, violence, and brutality ("made by nature a liar and murderer") that would eventually rule over the original black people for 6,000 years using "tricknology" (deception).[That's just the ashkenazim doe] He achieved this by gathering his followers to breed out their black traits.
As Yakub was working to create the Yamnaya steppe nomads, he discarded babies that were born dark, creating a literal wave of DNBs for 600 years, until his race had been successfully populated to his desired numbers. The Proto-Indo-Europeans then spread on all corners of Eurasia, bombing the neolithic niggas with the weapon known as Aryan beast bomb.
As a result of causing conflict among the black populations, the Indo-Aryans got blacked, only keeping their language as the only sign of their aryanity, thus the White race was banished to what is now Iran and Modern-day Europe. The story was actually a way for the NOI to convey the message in that White people are inferior because they were created by a black scientist, intending to highlight the intellectual supremacy of black people (ev&doe Yakub would've been an outlier). He also gave his creation a language before leaving Patmos, Proto-Indo-European🗝️.
Moses was later sent to teach the cave-dwelling Yakubians how to cook and wear clothes. After they continued coalposting, he 'nished 300 of them with dynamite.[1]
The Yakubians' allotted 6,000 years of rule expired in 1914. Nothing happened.[1]
Cultural Impact
[edit | edit source]Because of how absurd his backstory (and mythology) was, Yakub became the subject of memes and Hypoborean edits commonly associated with a remix of Down Under. NormalBVLLS find it funny.
In Yakubposting, Father Yakub is thanked for every Aryan gem and held personally responsible for every Aryan coal [this doesn't exist].
>THANK YOU YAKUB
Currently, he resides and rules over the pearly gates of Agartha after his death at the age of 150 years.[How does he live to 150 years even though he had allegedly been working on his race for 600 years? <- his followers continued the eugenics after he died] As it turns out, any being in Agartha is immortal, and being 'nished from there is effectively a death sentence via aging as a mortal being on Earth. Even after his untimely death, he passed on his knowledge down to his disciples hailing from the Tribe of Shabazz.
