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Yakub
Yakub (also spelled as Yaqub or Yacub[No one says this]), occasionally known as the Father of White People, but also as Dyeus Phter in ancient aryan Yamnaya mythology, was a black meccan scientist who had lived over 1 vrillion years ago (Though it was actually 6600 BC). Thanks to his massive head that housed two brains, he was able to create the proto-indo-european Aryan race via selective breeding and gene-splitting.
Yakub is basically a safe edgy meme for Instagram normgroids trying to larp as le schizo esotericists now doe.
Background[edit | edit source]
According to the mythology of the Nation of Islam, Yakub was a successful scientist with a large following. However, he and his followers were banished to Pelan (modern-day Patmos) for causing trouble. Yakub created the Yamnaya aryan beasts to rule over the blacks for thousands of years.🗝️ His goal was to produce a race inherently prone to lying, violence, and brutality ("made by nature a liar and murderer") that would eventually rule over the original black people for 6,000 years using "tricknology" (deception).[That's just the ashkenazim doe] He achieved this by gathering his followers to breed out their Black traits. As Yakub was working to create the Yamnaya steppe nomads, he discarded babies that were born dark, creating a literal wave of DNBs for 600 years, until his race had been successfully populated to his desire. The Protoindoeuropeans then spread on all corners of eurasia, bombing the neolithic niggas with the weapon known as Aryan beast bomb. As a result of causing conflict among the Black populations, the Indo-Aryans got blacked, only keeping the language as the only sign of their aryanity, thus the White race was banished to what is now Iran and Modern-day Europe.The story was actually a way for the NOI to convey the message in that White people are inferior because they were created by a black scientist, intending to highlight the intellectual supremacy of black people (ev&doe Yakub would've been an outlier). He also gave his creation a language before leaving Patmos, proto-indo-european.
Cultural Impact[edit | edit source]
Because of how absurd his backstory (and mythology) was, Yakub became the subject of memes and Hypoborean edits commonly associated with a remix of Down Under. NormalBVLLS find it funny.
Currently, he resides and rules over the pearly gates in Agartha after his death at the age of 150 years.[How does he live to 150 years even though he had allegedly been working on his race for 600 years? <- his followers continued the eugenics after he died] As it turns out, any being in Agartha is immortal, and being 'nished from there is effectively a death sentence via aging as a mortal being on Earth. Even after his untimely death, he had passed on his knowledge down to his disciples hailing from Tribe of Shabazz.
