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>Though maybe you were looking for the 4chan board?
Oh my God! Who the hell cares? OH MY GOD I CARE ABOUT THIS, SECA, SECA

/news/ is the news board on the sharty, on which soyteens can post news about their favourite namefag drama. To be featured on the front page, a news post has to have its title in the subject field, and then get approved by a janny. At first, the board was for any world and Soysphere-related news, but after some time became focused solely on the Soysphere.[1] Despite the sticky saying that all news must be soysphere-related, almost all of them are world news. The board has had many major threads on it, such as one on Charlie Kirk after he was shot.[2]

It is possibly a successor of the drama website LiveJournal, which is an oldfag haven, just like 4cuck, Erectile Dysfunction, and a other thrembillion dead nigger sites from 2008.

Average reppey on /news/

Great Cuckset

During the Great Cuckset, a thread on the hack[3] was the initial point of contact and place of congregation for a flood of 4cucks before they were dispersed into the new hobby boards.

Content

Most of the "news" on this board are either reposts from /pol/, or something that nophono would care fan about, including the ones that make it to the front page. If you're actually looking to find news related to the soysphere, you should check the Happenings page of this very wiki.

Snopes

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