Pooners

>	A woman who was told by the internet that she could be happy if she forsook everything that made her a woman. They instructed her to burn every single bridge in her life by demanding that she present to everyone in her life an ultimatum- they will treat her like a man, or they will be removed from her life. This woman happily obliged. As a result of this, her relationship with his parents is irreparably destroyed. Children are afraid and confused by her. Very, very few will even make eye contact with her, much less engage her in conversation. And this was all for nothing, because her body is still female. Though she dines upon her "phalloplasty" every morning, pills she was told would make her into a man, nothing about her is manly. Her face and jaw are round. Her shoulders remain narrow and her hips remain curvy. Tumblr promised her that society would treat her like a man, and give her the same inherent societal privledges a man does, but society did not. Effectively, the Internet sold her a false bill of goods, and made her pay for it everything he had. She sacrificed everything in a desperate bid for happiness, but did not receive it. No wonder troons are so ornery.	<
- TRVTH NVKE

^shitty coal paste btw pooners are flat as a boardArchived template in use: {{Brimstone}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.

A Bridget pooner

Probably the only good meme to ever come out of /lgbt/ on the ‘cuck, a pooner is a horrific (and extremely accurate^{even though most pooners put zero effort into it and are just girls with short hair and a hoodie}) depiction of a FtM (female to male) troon.

You may ask, “how can these insanely anti-poon memes come out of the ‘cucks’s resident fag board?” It's because they hate themselves so much they gave us something to make fun of them with. Thanks, poons!

Pooners are prevalent namefags in the soysphere, this is because they're just autistic women obsessed with recognizable characters like Nate and Soytan etc.

Reasons Women Become Pooners

• glowing in the dark
• Mental illness (Most common Cause)
• Being le heckin unique or something
• Lack of Male attention
• Being ugly
• Avoiding getting raped (even doe that doesn't work because I rape all pooners)
• Wanting to fit in a group
• Wanting to be trannies despite being real women

^ my brother in christ isnt the point of being a troon pretending to be the opposite gender

^ sex*!!!! bender is a SOCIAL CONSTRUCT pushed by the glowie patriarchy

• Wanting to fuck gay men
• Getting Groomed
• Le heccin tomboy GENOCIDE

Presence on the Soysphere

Main article: Pooner Takeover Theory

It is a commonly known fact that pooners make up a considerable amount of users on soy sites.^{[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]} There are many reasons for this, one of the main ones is that the sharty is a "masculine" site inhabited primarily by males, so pooners like to infiltrate these kinds of spaces to try to fit in and feel valid by larping as le edgy boys. It is also worth noting that many pooners have big mental health and personal problems that cause the need to attentionwhore on these sites, including trying to get the interest of chuds, either for the interest on being degraded or just out of desperation. This tatic is popular for being proven effective, as in general, many chudcels will end up craving in and giving attention, either by responding negatively with the usual anti-tranny stance, or by giving genuinely positive responses due to being so starved for pussy.

Since a majority of pooners constitute of autistic women, many will also get interested in soy culture because they might think of jaks as heckin cute cartoon characters that they can obsess over, draw and make fanfiction of, this causes many pooners to end up being drawfoids. General places where pooners might frequent include /qa/ and the shemmy. Many namefags have also been suspected of being pooners, including Mist and Terrycrews.