NPC Soyjak

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Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!submitted 2 hours ago by u/milffemboydommymommygothgirltransfem_humpersmasherloverdiddlerkisser_694206719680085

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Really well meme'd my friend!

Average NPC Soyjak

The NPC Soyjak is a variant usually depicted as a NPC mixed with soyjak characteristics. This soyjak tells a deep secret about the society we live in.

print.speakline("NPCs and common behavior")

NPCs exist everywhere in our world. They are typically robots programmed to follow advice or things given from their TV. Despite common misconceptions, these NPCs are not sentient.

Typically, NPCs are neutral - not programmed to attack anyone unless threatened. They typically live a normal, uneventful life. NPCs typically have predetermined lines to say when in conversation. A common myth about NPCs is that they are all liberal, however that is not true. NPCs can be either left or right.

A common way to identify a NPC is to check if they can form a independent opinion. NPCS are based on logic and predetermined behavior; they are designed to follow what the TV tells them by their Neuralink chip.

print.speakline("Typical routine of a NPC")

A npc updating their firmware.

Body.wakeup();

if (tv.on) {
    process_cnn_talking_points();
} else {
    Turn_on_tv();
    process_cnn_talking_points();
}

function make_processed_blm_verified_palistine_supporting_goyslop_cereal() {
    eat();
    
    if (employed === true) {
        work_8_hour_day();
    } else {
        complain_on_twitter();
    }
}

if (bedtime === true) {
    Brushteeth();
    turn_on_cnn_in_bed();
    fall_asleep();
}

print.speakline("Gallery of NPC examples")

• 
  print.speakline("ok this meme is really unfunny. not wholesome");
• 
  print.speakline("dangerous alt right meme");
• 
  print.speakline("ugh, south park. isnt that show for bigots");
• 
  print.speakline("but this is a dead meme");
• 
  print.speakline("Anyone who thinks the earth is round is clearly an npc even though basic logic debunks the idea of a flat earth"); ok but really the earth is round.
• 
  But what if a half-naked grey man said this?
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  NPCplier