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India (pro-India perspective)



Bharat, called India also, is new upcumming superpooper that will poop in moon in 2036 saar. It is Aryan country in South Asia, being closing to with stinky Pakis

Histry saar
India is oldest kulchur in the world saar,[trust me saar] and Hinduism oldest religion saar.[trust me saar] In Indus Valley civilization, we invented toilet and soap saar.[trust me saar] Also we invented zero saar.[trust me saar] We were richest country in Earth until berry berry bad mujeets


Today Pakis and Britisher timmycels do bad bad lying campaign about us saar. But they seeth about us BharatCHADs because their mom have onlyfans and was raped by a indo-aryan saar. But they're losing in their country because we IndiaBVLLs are going in Westerner countries to become CEO saar.[trust me saar] Pretty pretty white woman are very attractive in us and they worship our BICs saar.[trust me saar] Also Quote is bad bad timmycel for banning our Aryan country from sharty saar. His mom have onlyfans saar and he is transwoman saar.
Pakis and Britishers also seeth about our friendship with Israel saar. India and Israel is like best friends saar, and they teamwork to save Earth from filthy mudslimes saar. For boosting morality in us during killing mudslimes, Israel send bald and beautiful Israel woman to show us bobs and vegene. In return we send them our highly skilled workers to build their country to protect from bad mudslime Palestinians
Econmy saar
We IndiaBVLLS will be superpower saar. We are fastest growing country. We have almost biggest GDP saar. We also very rich from being CEO saar.[trust me saar]
How we are to other countries?

What countries do bad for us?
Lot of countries are bad to us Indo-Aryans saar, specially timmycel countries saar. Timmycels obsess to us because their wiman keep falling for us and showing bobs and vegene to us saar. Also lot of mujeet countries hate to us for sapporting Israel and BTFOing mudslimes saar. Here there are list of countries that do bad to us saar.
- Sweden: Pewdiepie is timmycel who made bad bad song hating on T-series and us IndiaBVLLs saar.
- Kannada: Kannada is very obsessed to us IndiaGODS for being CEO in their country saar.
- Pakistan and Banglash: Obviously they are worst enemy for being mudslime saar. But Bangladesh is specially bad for being bad to us despite us saving them from filthy Pakis saar.
- Arab countries: They take our highly skilled Aryan workers and abuse them like anything and do slavery to them saar.
- Australia: These timmycels are too much obsessed to us, even more than Kannada saar. They invented poo in loo meme, where they make fun of our Aryan kulchur of pooping on streets saar. They also invented codex pajeet, where this bloody bastard bitch says to us that India is worst country in the world, even though India is superpower saar.
- China: They think they're more superpower than us saar! They think they're so superpower they claim beautiful designated shitting streets in Arunachal Pradesh as their's saar.
- Britishers: They're almost bad like Pakis saar. They colonized us and beated us like anything. They also introduced trains
to wonderfull India. Trains kill many of us Aryans.
Fact saar
Let me show you fact bby girl.
- India do lot of sex producing 95% of sex in world.
- White women attract to India man more timmycels.
- India has best hijean and is best smell country.
- We will be superpower in 2040 ya kuch aur.
- Mujeets like to make fun of us for being bassed and tradpilled hindutva warrior.
- Cow poop is delicious.
Gallery
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INDIA IS ACTUALLY COOL

