Arabs
Kneel to your revisions book before reading the following.
Arabs[a] are Semitic-speaking peoples originating from some big desert in the Middle East known as the Arabian Peninsula. They speak Arabic and are usually Muslims, with some Christian populations in Egypt and the Levant. They live across the MENA (Middle East and North Africa) region, and also used to live in Spain and Portugal. Arabs originate from the Natufian Culture, and are very diverse. Genetically however, some Arabic speaking countries aren't actually Arab but are some other West Asian ethnicity like Assyrian, Phoenician, Berber, or African.
Origin and relationship with the Joos
[edit | edit source]Both Arabs and Jews share a language group, but the the Palestine mishap caused Arab hatred for Jews to grow exponentially; nowadays they're considered eternal enemies.
Arabs always try handing out LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZ to Jews in hopes (((they))) will start raging on, although this never works as expected because Arabs are sub-20 IQ goyim and Jews have IQs of over 300 while secretly running Earth alongside other planets in space that (((they))) have conquered centuries ago.
To elaborate: In the Book of Genesis, both Jews and Arabs are descendants of Abraham, who had two sons: Ishmael, the father of the Arabs (from Hagar, a slave girl) and the younger Isaac, the father of Israel (from Sarah, his wife). Sarah once saw Ishmael mocking Isaac, so she tells Abraham to banish Hagar and Ishmael and God agrees, so Abraham leaves them in the barren desert of Arabia. Hagar cried out to God, and God intervened. He showed her a well (which would later become the Zamzam Well in Mecca), and the angel which showed it to her gave her a blessing to her and her descendants. "He will be a wild donkey of a man; his hand will be against everyone and everyone's hand against him, and he will live in hostility toward all his brothers.[1]". A few differences between Judeo-Christian and Islamic versions of the story include Ishmael undergoing the same binding that Isaac did[b] and Ishmael being a prophet.
Arabs have always maintained a tradition of recording their lineage, so here it is by order from Abraham to Muhammad:[2]
- Abraham
- Ishmael
- Nebianoth
- Yashjub
- Ya'rub
- Tarah
- Nahur
- Muqawwim
- Udad
- Adnan
- Ma'add
- Nizar
- Mudar
- Ilyas
- Mudrikah
- Khuzaimah
- Kinanah
- al-Nadir
- Malik
- Fihr
- Ghalib
- Lu'ay
- Ka'b
- Murrah
- Kilab
- Qusai
- Abd Manaf
- Hashim
- Abd al-Muttalib
- Abd Allah
- Muhammad
Legacy
[edit | edit source]
After an amazing[3] man named Muhammad (PBUH) started preaching Islam, Arabs BTFO'd everyone from Portugal to Pakistan during the 7th century until they were wrecked by the Franks. That gave rise to a golden age with science and stuff. Some Arab niggas like Ibn Khaldun founded the field of sociology, while others like Ibn Rushd advanced theology far ahead of its time, which is pretty cool. Nowadays they just invade Europe and rape white women.
Nowadays, Muzzies usually win debates and take W'z. Sometimes, people might reply to them if they themselves agree.
Notable Arabs
[edit | edit source]- Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha
- Warrior-Z
- trevor
- Cobblestone
- Codefag
- Joel
- Captain Coal
- The Palestinian
- Osama bin Laden
- Nayib Bukele
- You
Canonically Arab soyjaks
[edit | edit source]- Ishish Soyak Ears
- Tetojak
- Euromutt
- Ibn Dou (Arab personification of even doe, ibndou no one has ever heard about this)
See also
[edit | edit source]Notes
- ↑ Also known as Ayrabs, sandnogs, North Africans, Nafris, Muzzies, MoHAMmed, Abdul, Angry Jews, dune coons, sand coons, mud coons, mudslimes, mudniggers, mudsissies, mudroaches, terrorists, rapefugees, refugees, immigrants, desert dwellers, desertniggers, oil niggers, Arapes, Arrapes, Sandapes, sand people, invaders, suicide bombers, towelheads, inbreds, wife beaters, Big Black Box worshippers, HAMass, ISIS, Talibans, Hamas, Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah, Houthis, Fatah, browns, goat fuckers, pisslamists, savages, Berbers, Persians, Turks, Armenians, Italians,[Marge...] Greeks
- ↑ Albeit Genesis 22:2 says that Isaac was Abraham's "only son" even doe Ishmael was another son of Abraham which indicates a deliberate corruption of the story by Jews so the Quran is actually right
