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User talk:Paranoid

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Welcome

Welcome to der 'ki.
Have fun editing der 'ki, newGOD.

MarketPliers (leak here) 12:51, 23 March 2026 (UTC)

I know what a talk page is now :D

Hi wiki jannies, I promise I'll stop making literal void edits now <3 <3

hi

Rejected your edits on Soyjak Wiki:Userbox due to merge conflicts as I had already fixed the issues. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 15:15, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

Yeah this looks way better than whatever I was trying to accomplish, thanks! --Paranoid (talk) 15:19, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

>north leaked that Analects was suicide baiting in DM's with other wiki memebers

--Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 01:57, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

--Paranoid (talk) 20:57, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
>threatens suicide
as in he was depressed and may do that, not as in suicide bait --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 20:58, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
When are you gonna admit he was attention whoring from the only people who actually paid attention to him? --Paranoid (talk) 21:05, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
He told me he wasn't going to kill himself. North (talk) 21:00, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
Incredible leverage to use in an arguament btw. I commend the effort, I can't believe none of you saw this coming --Paranoid (talk) 21:05, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
that was after the screenshot doey --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 21:01, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
>while a friend threatens suicide
MarketPliers misinterpreted what he wrote on the 'ru North (talk) 21:03, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
For a team dedicated to creative writing, you sure do suck at language. --Paranoid (talk) 21:05, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
>you suck at language
>arguament North (talk) 21:12, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
>you're still dragging this out North (talk) 20:59, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
I didn't go to either of your talk pages, why the fuck are you saying I'm in the wrong here? --Paranoid (talk) 21:05, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
bro just let it go already Aryanne (talk) 21:07, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
by the way, you're not doing yourself any good by removing my words North Aryanne (talk) 21:15, 3 April 2026 (UTC)