Talk:Soyvil War 5

isn’t it literally happening

Leftoids and rightoids are leaking at each other in /soy/ with leftypolshits being involved and foodists being annoying. Its some SECA class war between those ‘teens including the soot SNCA. I don’t remember the exact thread but someone mentioned it and many already recognize it, and this would probably revive soyculture or something and everyone on the sharty is getting mad at the wiki for not recognizing it ever. --AustrianPATRIOT (talk) 10:26, 4 August 2025 (EST)

No it's not OopooPoopoo (talk) 10:31, 4 August 2025 (EST)

why is /soy/ getting raided by foodist constantly though and why were ‘teens begging for the wiki to recognize it. I am marge --AustrianPATRIOT (talk) 10:37, 4 August 2025 (EST)

>MUH FUGGIN SOYTAN POSTERS ARE FUGGEING PEDOS AND FOODIST BAN EM OOOOOOOOLLLL!!!

To be serious, we've documented quite a few mini-wars between oldsois and nusois, why dont make this page to be centralized around those conflicts? Nivea Man (talk) 10:58, 4 August 2025 (EST)

I agree this page should be used to centralize those conflicts but as sections keeping the main conflict. --AustrianPATRIOT (talk) 11:09, 4 August 2025 (EST)

Look at /soy/ geg

It’s happening --AustrianPATRIOT (talk) 11:33, 4 August 2025 (EST)

listen, i get that, to you all, all these seem like snca drama

but then every previous soyvil wars would be considered snca drama as well, if everything is snca then nothing is

all these conflict recently happening all at the same time i feel has been breaking the whole community apart, i feel it needs to be classified as such The Swede (talk) 20:59, 8 August 2025 (EST)

ok blud i dont think this is soyvil war 5 at all but i wont move the page. Cobblestone (talk) 21:50, 8 August 2025 (EST)

ok Blud we should probably merge the revisions before with it currently because much context is missing --~Chud9293 (talk) 10:30, 11 August 2025 (EST)

i think we should unlock the article a bit let others add in information

just saying The Swede (talk) 04:49, 14 August 2025 (UTC)

I forgot that it's locked. Unlocked. Cobblestone (talk) 05:00, 14 August 2025 (UTC)

sorry that was a bad idea but i think letting confirmed users edit it was better The Swede (talk) 04:15, 16 August 2025 (UTC)

there wasn’t a issue it was literally one censoring the other :( --~Chud5504 (talk) 04:17, 16 August 2025 (UTC)

You are the only communist in this wiki and even responding in talk pages the same way User:General_Niggnin does it's clear you are him ban Evading. OopooPoopoo (talk) 04:22, 16 August 2025 (UTC)

Cobblestone checked him, he said he looks clean. Fenriris 🐺 04:24, 16 August 2025 (UTC)

I checked another chud, not this guy. Cobblestone (talk) 04:37, 16 August 2025 (UTC)

I KNEW IT OopooPoopoo (talk) 04:49, 16 August 2025 (UTC)

soyvil war 5 isn't real

The entire "war" is just 9a0c being retarded and not an actual flamewar. Soyvil War 1, 2 and 3 had defined factions spamming /soy/ with goals. Soyvil War 4 is also fake but it had stuff like the splinters raiding each other. This is just people complaining on /soy/ which has been a weekly occurence for years. It would be like calling the BLM riots the second american civil war PETRIXXX (talk) 05:29, 26 August 2025 (UTC)

TRVKE Cobsonant (talk) 15:24, 27 August 2025 (UTC)

You've got the janny's blessing, let us just keep the page as it was before. Rover (talk) 15:47, 27 August 2025 (UTC)

we should document the instances where conflicts almost erupted into a 5th soyvil war until the real one happends

we had too many close calls this year, doe the recent third great soysurgency was the closest thing yet --Silohpso (talk) 06:36, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

looking back at dis, i think we're already in the brink of the 5th soyvil war if we count the last 3 soysurgencies happening in a very short timelapse. it could probably erupt in the boorum to be more exact--Silohpso (talk) 08:29, 29 May 2026 (UTC)

We should make a separate page for close calls for soyvil war 5, or perhaps do something like "soyvil war 4.001, soyvil war 4.002, etc" until the real one happens--Euroaryan (talk) 18:41, 14 June 2026 (UTC)

This is happening right now

alffpjsersjipertgpjisgte https://soyjak.st/soy/catalog.html Fuggenjerdee (talk) 14:21, 14 June 2026 (UTC)

Imo I think Soyvil war 5 began a long-ass time ago, I know what a Soyvil war looks like. If this isn't a Soyvil war then I don't know WHAT it is. User:TNDHWABAG (talk) 9:05, 21 June 2026 (EST)

This shit is not happening and never will

This "soyvil war" is just a mass sperg-out, within a week the soykeks will forget about this and go back to using this site as if nothing happenedd like the goyim they are. --MymyWABAG (talk) 20:23, 30 July 2026 (UTC)

^ trvke, soyvil wars happens only because of admin interest, like the second and fourth did. we have soysurgencies because they are motivated by common users Loon (talk) 21:20, 30 July 2026 (UTC)

Merge This Article With The Recent Soysurgency

Soyvil Wars Are Ones That See Extreme Leakage, Like... Destructive And Disruptive Leakage. We're Seeing Leakage Akin To The Last Soysurgency So Just Merge This Article With The Other And Stop Hyping Up Conflicts --Funnybenny18 (talk) 01:25, 31 July 2026 (UTC)

Agree. I think it should be kept as a soysurgency for now, though perhaps it escalates -Polk (talk) 04:20, 31 July 2026 (UTC)

I hope it ends.

I hope it ends soon. 〜 Whateverthisismeaning (talk) 4:25, 31 July 2026 (UTC)