Seventh Soysurgency

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SOYIM: 'CHIVE EVERYTHING. WE CANT LET THE THREADS DISAPPEAR FROM THE COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS

The Seventh Soysurgency (and hopefully the last one), also known as the Furcord-Soyteen Conflict, is another soysurgency that started on July 28, 2026 and is still ongoing. It was caused by the Furcord leaks and the revelation that Mustard is a member of it, plus the posting of Smuglet porn on the 'ru and the poster not getting banned for it. Cobblestone was again involved in this since xhe provided a link to a Smuglet with a spade directly to MarketPliers and on Jonkler's userpage.

The /soy/ thread

The /soy/ threads are here: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-1932-25/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16846634.html https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/16847179.html#16847450

A thread was made on /soy/ exposing the active members of Furcord and their messages, alongside with a full HTML leak that allowed users to access the server, but the thread got derailed by anonymous users with hidden ID's. The thread was notorious for two main reasons: Mustard being involved in the groupchat, and the fact that the server was a gooning session chat, in which many embarassing moments were caught in the thread's reppies..

Wiki Furcord Crisis

The Wiki Furcord Crisis is a large-scale shitflinging match that began on this very 'ki following the reveal of certain information in the Furcord leaks on July 28, 2026. It has mainly been occurring in the form of mass edit wars on article for the leak itself, along with on the user pages and talk pages of the namefags involved. It represents a rare example of the ever-present booru shitflinging spilling over to the 'ki, and the level of mass seethe observed has not been seen since at least the time of the Gradingcaust. It has also been the first major challenge for the Fenriris administration.

The edit war

Obviously, hours later, the Furcord article was created, initially being a bunch of images, but then Jonkler actually wrote the article with the citations for the /soy/ thread. The article instantly became the one of the most controversial pages in the history of Soyjak Wiki. Of course, said article got in an edit war, in which most notoriously, a user called Aout (funkydealer) vandalized the edits by calling "Smuglet is built for BBC", to which Jonkler constantly rolled back his edits, until Aout leaked at his userpage, and then got reported for vandalism and got banned for a day, (not for rule 2 despite stating that smuglet was "Built for BBC"). Aout also falsely accused people of "being a pedophile" just because they constantly rejected his edits, which is ironic.

The demotion of MarketPliers, Glisterald conflict

The crisis was ignited by the revelation that a prominent wiki editor and helper, Glisterald, had made a joke about Smuglet (a shitty nuvariant traced from Blue Archive ) being "built for bbc." Many editors would then vandalize his userpage; in response, glisterald would put the Superpedo template (a novelty template used on joke pages like Admin 6) on his own page to (supposedly) poke fun at his detractors. Many pointed out that glisterald had made a self-referential pedo joke (which is banned on the soysphere), with some even going as far as to claim that it was an actual admission of pedophilia. Due to this, fellow janny Gzard would ban glisterald for three days.

However, this ban would swiftly be revoked by none other than Quote himself despite having disappeared for an entire month after the Admincaust. This would further fan the flames, and the conflict somehow escalated to the point of moderator MarketPliers attempting to ban former admin Cobblestone for perceived loli/shotafaggotry (this was also swiftly revoked). The ramifications of the crisis, along with how it fits in to the broader Seventh Soysurgency, remain to be seen. MarketPliers later "apologized" for being mean to Cobblestone, which caused mixed reactions, from one side, he wasnt believed, and from the other, his act was seen as surrender.

AwardedAccountAward banned

Hours later, AwardedAccountAward got banned for joking about being a "caca" after attempting to write his own wiki page, which gets you banned in Soyjak Wiki for being underage. The reason he did this is unknown. He went to complain about this in his own userpage, like anyone else. He later got unbanned because Fenriris thought that wikicaca was just an adjective, not being a literal nusoipoopoocaca.

Cobblestone sends smuglet NSFW to Jonkler's userpage

Cobblestone, after a heated argument with both MarketPliers and Jonkler, posted a link which contained an image depicting Smuglet throating a bibisi.

The article talk page

The talk page of the article is here

The article talk page is, funnily enough, larger than the article itself. It's full of shiftlinging between both sides of the conflict, mainly from the Anti-Furcord side. The most notorious sections were one in which Glisterald pretended that "no one cares about this situation", which would get him in a heated battle between other 'teens reminding him of his Smuglet message. In the same talk page, somephono spammed a COD copypasta, someone gave an award to the talk page for being longer than the article, Paranoid was confronted by Jonkler for using the term "ponut" (pony's asshole, self admitted by him) in the Broom, and other shiftlinging.

SoyBooru smuglet spam

During the events of the Soysurgency, Smuglet was more commonly seen in the Gallery of 'der 'ru, mainly posted by coalposters. One of the Smuglet posters, name046284, got (obviously) banned by Warrior-Z for implying he was a lolicon. However the smuglet pornography, in other words loli 'p xe uploaded is still here to this day, with other attentionwhores starting to defend it after Mustard and Funnybenny18 stepped in to defend the whole situation similar to the babyjak one, with Funnybenny going as far as to try and deny as many reports possible on any post containing smuglet pornography.^[snopes?]

Further attempts to distract

On the same day, Mustard announced the Boorubux system, which turned the Booru basically in a gambling site, that caused uproar, leading to Booru users to get distracted, until someone made a thread pointing it out that was later 404'd. However, these attempts were futile as the wiki was still engaged.

A supposed self-dox was posted by a guy from Tennessee called Liam S. Douglas, which did work as a temporary distraction. Whether this was an attempt to distract from Furcord or not is unknown. It is speculated that Liam S. Douglas is Glisterald himself.^{[it just is, ok?]}

Soysphere shutdown

In July 28-29 (depending if you are an obsessed Amerimutt or a Euromutt), the entire soysphere went down, including soyjak.party. Only the Shroom was inmune to this. This only added further fuel, that coincidentally, after such a big drama, everything went down. This further added to the number of things smuglet indirectly caused, leading many to believe the variant is Poopson.

Snopes

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