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Sam Candles

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WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILEYou can help by notifying /raid/, and ordering 'za to xis house
Pedo-meter 3000:
All fun out of the pool for newfag larp!
"this VHS effect will fit my 2015 roblox edit so much!"
This person is trans btw, if that matters
Likely face pic circa 2017 (top right)[xe kinda looks like epstein geg]
Current face pic from myfitnesspal (likely heavily edited or AI-generated)
endeman... like in minecwaft?

>I am a lolicon who's into cnc and inc-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Sam Candles (aka CSAM candles) is a tranny who made a video essay on why censoring xer loli goonslop is heckin fascist or whatever[1]. Xe is a self-admitted pedophile, ageplayer, and incest fetishist.

Raids

First raid

An 'ox thread was started on /raid/ on the night of July 26th, 2026 but was somewhat dnb.[2] The 'ox was achieved in a /soy/ thread the following day, and a momNVKE was shortly deployed alongside the typical 'zas.[3] Afterwards, soyteens started a short trolling campaign false-flagging as r/oneyplays against Sam Candles supporters on Bluesky, until everybody got bored and stopped.

Second raid

A second raid started targeted at Sam's stream on August 1st. Soyteens would keep ording 'za but the delivery drivers kept crashing. The soyim collective would start to leave the thread in mass. before getting a call from Eric, That the 'za has been delivered and sam candles payed for it too geg.[4] A youtuber named "Peepisawesome" made a 3 videos on the whole situation earlier and got his comments spammed by links to the dox edit above, exposing hundreds of normgroids to this dox. The peepcord was also raided, but not much came of it. Xhe was signed up by a 'teen to multiple colleges with a shitty ai application about troon sex, which could've resulted in being blacklisted.

Third Raid

A Third raid proceeded the following day, resulting in a total of four 'zas delivered.🗝️ Sadly Sam's parents IRL jannied the delivery drivers to prevent random breaks for water purposes. Despite this a water break happened several hours in the stream probably due to sam's parents yelling at him.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] Also sam's paypigs were also able to locate the source of the raid.[5]

Post Stream

The following day 'teens would discuss ways to commit TTD, before searching sams YouTube channel finding a scratch account.[6] Afterwards a 'teen quickly converted the dox edit to a scratch project to send to sam candles. [7]

Fourth raid

Due to his tranny mods obviously lurking soyteens started targeting his jannys and paypigs.

Doxes

Sam candles

It's a party in the USA.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: samcandles, samcandlesyt, teamendermen, fluffyinu101, MewTheSmasher, MewSmasher, SecretAgentMeta, samanthauel, samuyeet, zacharyzse, candlesonfir3, Zachary E., candlehearts, samend13, nintylove, SamEndeman1, lil_sam_x, ninty-love, PluginFun, samcand
  • Legal Name: Sam Endeman
    • Birth name: Zachary Endeman
  • Date of Birth: December 28, 2002 (23 years old)
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: 128 Briarcliff Dr, Folsom, CA 95630
  • Nationality: Amerimutt
  • Ethnicity: Amerimutt
  • Email(s):
    • samcandlesyt@gmail.com
    • teamendermen@gmail.com
    • teamendeman@gmail.com
    • fluffyinu101@yahoo.com
  • Phono(s):
    • (916) 730-9664 - Xhe changed the number


Pichikeen

Janny & snitch for sam candles, also bitches about muh puritan.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: hedgienebula Pichikeen
  • Name: Allison Jowers.
  • Estimated Age: January 2000
  • Address: 29033 Donaldson Rd Opp, Alabama 36467
  • Nationality: Amerimutt
  • Email(s): hedgienebula@gmail.com
  • Phono(s): (334) 475-1085


DizzyDaisy909

Janny for Sam Candles, obsessed with emulators. Poor, begs for money on BlueSky.

Social Media Accounts


** https://www.tumblr.com/dizzydaisy909
** https://github.com/DizzyDaisy909
** https://bsky.app/profile/dizzydaisy909.bsky.social
** https://x.com/DizzyDaisy909 (dead)
** https://www.snapchat.com/@dizzydaisy909
** Venmo: @dizzydaisy909
** Cashapp: $wingedseven
** https://archiveofourown.org/users/DizzyDaisy909
** Club Penguing Rewritten: GN1337YT
** emuparadise: GabeNewell1337
** myfitnesspal: dizzynotty
** myspace: dizzydayz24

Personal Information
  • Aliases: Dizzy909, wiiug, GabeNewell1337 GN1337YT
  • Name: Daisy Smith(Unconfirmed legal name)
  • Estimated Age: 22As of August 4th, 2026
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: Unknown
  • Nationality: Amerimutt
  • Email(s):
    ** weirdodaisy@hotmail.com


** wiiugamer7@gmail.com

  • Phono(s):
    ** +1 (***) ***-**22

Auxiliary Information

Dates another janny going by clamdove

MxPokirby

Janny for Sam Candles. Seems obsessed with Mario 64.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: verasgaming9093, wsterge, Veras the Arch System
  • Name: William Stergiopoulos
  • Date of Birth: September 1, 1998 (27 years old)
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: Unknown
  • Location: Illinois, United StatesAs of August 4th, 2026
  • Nationality: Amerimutt
  • Email(s):
    ** wsterge@gmail.com
  • Phono(s):
    ** +1 (***) ***-**72


Gallery

Snopes

  1. https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gP2NuE9PlL8
  2. https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-2240-31/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/298231.html
  3. https://archive.ph/Musm0
  4. https://megalodon.jp/2026-0802-1012-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16890472.html https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0Amva
  5. https://megalodon.jp/2026-0803-1051-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16897388.html https://megalodon.jp/2026-0803-1909-46/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16907112.html
  6. https://megalodon.jp/2026-0804-0302-03/https://scratch.mit.edu:443/users/samcandles/
  7. https://megalodon.jp/2026-0802-1012-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16890472.htmlhttps://ghostarchive.org/archive/0Amva