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Nigger Cow
Nigger Cow is a pregnant Guernsey cow known, as its name suggests, for saying ██████.[1] This specimen came to be on June 17, 2015, when Asoylum personnel were conducting studies on the root cause of racism.
With the majority having agreed on the "social construct" hypothesis, they approached it as merely a social parasite to be excised. Dr. Gigachad, however, privately adopted the more controversial one suggesting that racism is, indeed, a symptom of one's genetic makeup. As his peers deliberated on how to remove racism from a human being on day one, Dr. Gigachad had quietly rushed to prove his hypothesis by lifting said cow from Al Sneed's local farm.
The cow relocated, Dr. Gigachad then proceeded to lay before himself the brain tissue of a chud and a spadeson. He then conducted an experimental form of BBC therapy on the samples to apportion percentages to each, documented below:
| Subject | Racism (%) | Allophilia (%) |
|---|---|---|
| Chud | 68.9% | 31.1% |
| Spadeson | 49%[a] | 51% |
Dr. Gigachad, validated by these findings, proceeded to inject a solution of the chud's brain tissue into the cow's nervous system. Within 2 hours, the cow began saying "nigger". 6 hours later, Nigger Calf would be given light to.
Origin
The earliest known usage of the term “Nigger Cow” was recorded on Flickr by user jakebrowningo,[2] while the earliest known instance of Nigger Cow dates back to January 8, 2021, during the height of /qa/.[3] While what inspired the original Nigger Cow poster to do so is a mystery, soystorians have proposed that the meme originated from a now-forgotten /mu/ meme, where users would post various photos of cows, alluding to /mu/'s pronunciation of "moo".[4] This often accompanied references to the album cover of Atom Heart Mother,[5] possibly granting an origin to Cracker Cow as well. It is also likely a reference to how the cow was often posted on /b/ of 4chan.[6]
Nigger Calf
Nigger Calf is the calf of Nigger Cow.
Cracker Cow
Cracker Cow is the product of the infusion of a spadeson's brain tissue with that of a Holstein-Friesan cow, later identified as Lulubelle III by its owner.[7] As can be inferred from its name, it says "cracker". It is notable for being used in GET steal 29999999. It is represented by the cow on the cover of the album Atom Heart Mother, though that of Cattle Decapitation's Humanure may be used for shock value's sake.
See also
Notes
- ↑ Expressed towards Caucasians.
