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>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN! These people are GOONERS!

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This page is coal. (You) VILL help by completely recarbonizing it.
A rare example of a good thread, which are scarce on this board

/b/ - Random as its name implies, is a 4chan board with no set topic. In it's early days it wasn't as brimmy as it is now, laying the bricks for early internet culture. but now it is mostly for porn too degenerate for 4chan's porn boards (the porn boards are DNB though). Oldfags and oldfag larpers love to lecture you on how good it used to be.

Some people have compared /qa/ and soyjak.party to /b/ in its heyday even though its cringe (albeit comparing /qa/ and /b/ does have some merit to it since the board's title used to be "2D/Random" for a while).

Raids[edit | edit source]

/b/ is infamous throughout the internet for its many raids. However the same oldtroon dicksuckers who love le ebin /b/ raids cry for the nearest Janny whenever the Sharty raids them.

Also while the public at large still believes that 4chan is a website full of epic trolls, raiding has been banned under Global rule 4 since 2012[1] This is all thanks to HIM being a faggot. Ever since rule 4, 4channers at large became too disunionized and sterilized to go back to raiding like they used to and fell into the depths of mediocrity forever.

Jannies are feds[edit | edit source]

Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards.
Proceed with caution.

It has been a well known fact for some time that 4cuck doesn't hire civilian janitors for /b/, instead opting to have the benevolent FBI moderate it, due to 'p reasons.

This is why when janny applications are open on the 'cuck, you can apply to moderate any board except /b/.

The current state of /b/[edit | edit source]

THIS FUCKING BOARD IS FILLED WITH PORN DO NOT GO ON IT AT ALL!!!

The board has been completely bastardized into another cesspool for degenerate pedophillic gooners to spread their disgusting paraphillias to other degenerate pedophillic gooners on the internet. The catalog is mainly filled with either blacked raceplay porno or just AI general threads where AI-generated borderline 'p is posted especially as of recent. The jannies that are supposed to be moderating the board conveniently disregard these threads for unknown reasons. As it stands /b/ is a gross amalgamation of everything wrong with current internet culture. A case that truly needs to be studied.

For these reasons it is strongly advised that you dont visit this board unless you are trying to raid it.

The average /b/ thread today[edit | edit source]

Title: “Post your [NSFW topic which has been made into a thread hundreds of thousands of times] pics.”

Thread image: A boring and bland picture related to the type of porn which is being requested.

Several users post their images. Some of the posters claim that their image is either of someone related to them or of someone who was in a past romantic relationship with them.

Other anons critique the quality of the images with extremely unenlightened and totally useless bullshit as repetitive as the topic of the thread.

Eventually the thread dies. A new thread is created in the exact same manner, and the cycle continues.

All of the interesting users stopped visiting the board years ago, leaving a soulless digital dump.

Hooray!

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