Pet nigger
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Pet niggers are a species of domesticated animal kept by soyteens. They respond very well to training and can even offer their owner information they would otherwise not be privy to, but have a bad habit of hijacking their master's device and posting retarded shit on the Sharty and other websites.[1]
Not all wild animals can become pet niggers. Soyentists say that for an animal to be truly domesticated, it needs to have special traits, like friendly non-aggressive personality, flexible diet, social and calm behavior towards humans and easy breeding. Dangerous species like Fingerboys are not suited for domestication, and authorities strongly advise staying away from them. They make a very yummy goyslop though!
Notable Pet Niggers
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- Goonhitlers
- Soycreatures
- Tongueboys (but NOT Fingerboys!)
Gallery
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Chud Studying his pet Soycreature
See also
[edit | edit source]Snopes
- ↑ my pet nigger told me


