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Narge
Archived template in use: {{NoBias}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Maybye you were looking for Narge?
Narge, not nig or marbson, is a variant of Soyjak that is derived from Cobson. It was traced from the Total War: Rome cover guy. It was created on September 2023, initially named Cob 2, and the poster who got dubs in a thread named it Nig on September 26, however, the validity of this claim is questioned as there is no archive and narge was named narge before this.
Nig or however the Nig is Nigged, ok? even doe its narge and the original image says "narge.png"
He is the retarded cousin of Cobson.[He just is, ok?]. Also, he is the owner of catjak.[meds]
Appearance
Narge looks like Cobson, and therefore HWABAG
He is also commonly portrayed as an eared soyjak
Niggers
Niggers are some cabal or whatever that keeps appropriating Narger culture. Thoughever, you can combat them by posting with <Narge to tell them Narge's true identity. Some Nargers claim Narge owns Catjak which may lead someone to suspect they are the same Catjak 'Cord.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] You VIL replace Nig to Narge in any subsequent revisions.
Some people will also change the booru tags to nig so YOU VIL CHANGE THOSE BACK TO NARGE YOU VIL BE HAPPY
Marber
The marber is a guy trying to create his own naming for narge, he is known to suck BBC, eat the bugs, play nintendo all day
Nargers
It's just one unbothered DEITY spreading the real name in the wiki during school
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Narge as a Roman Legate
