4Chan (Boomer perspective)

4Chan is a disturbing criminal Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law. They should not be replicated nor condoned.

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Forrest Chuck "Four" Chan, usually abbreviated as 4Chan, is an extremely dangerous hacker and criminal who inhabits the dark web. He has been single-handedly responsible for numerous occurrences and atrocities in the past two decades: these range from simply bizarre, such as shutting down a hotel pool by blocking it off with a group of African-American gentlemen, to events as monumental as Donald Trump's election in 2016. 4Chan is responsible for creating the Alt-Right Pipeline, which indoctrinates our youth into Israel-hating bigots. Experts believe that "Forrest Chan" is merely a pseudonym to hide his identity, although his use of the surname "Chan" has led some to believe that he is Chinese or North Korean, and is one of the lead hackers who hacked the US elections with Vladimir Putin. He often uses the avatar of a green frog online, making identification efforts by those at the FBI and Mossad impossible. If you come across 4Chan while "surfing" the internet, you should notify authorities immediately and, to be safe, destroy your electronic device.

Associates of 4Chan

The following individuals and entities have been known to interact with Chan himself on a regular basis, and should thus be similarly avoided.

• Anonymous, another hacker
• Snarky Snappy, a shadowy figure best known for delivering pizzas to valid transwomen of color
• Q-Anon (not to be confused with Anonymous above), an insider in the Trump administration. Disturbingly, this shows how Chan has infiltrated even the highest echelons of our government.
• Sneed's Feed and Seed, a convenience store located in rural Ohio
• Felix "Pewdiepie" Kjellberg