4chan (hacker)

4Chan is a disturbing criminal Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law. They should not be replicated nor condoned.

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Forrest Chuck "Four" Chan, usually abbreviated as 4chan, is an extremely dangerous hacker and criminal who inhabits the dark web. He is a systems administrator who knew how to hack things, who knew these usernames and of these security loopholes and is best known for using his password app to get into peoples' cloudbase accounts. He has been single-handedly responsible for numerous occurrences and atrocities in the past two decades: these range from simply bizarre, such as shutting down a hotel pool by blocking it off with a group of African-American gentlemen, to events as monumental as Donald Trump's election in 2016. 4chan is responsible for creating the Alt-Right Pipeline, which indoctrinates our youth into Israel-hating bigots. Experts believe that "Forrest Chan" is merely a pseudonym to hide his identity, although his use of the surname "Chan" has led some to believe that he is Chinese or North Korean, and is one of the lead hackers who hacked the US elections with Vladimir Putin. He often uses the avatar of a green frog online, making identification efforts by those at the FBI and Mossad impossible. If you come across 4chan while "surfing" the internet, you should notify authorities immediately and, to be safe, destroy your electronic device.  

Forrest Chan is also notorious for "posting" a bunch of celebrity naked pictures on the web^{like the playboi magazines}.

Why is Forrest doing this?

• Masturbation tendencies.
• Revenge on people that wronged him
• He enjoys terrorizing true and honest God-fearing citizen
• Having a good laugh
• Wants people to talk about him.
• Hatred for female celebrities

Impact

A lot of actors and celebrities expressed anger when Forrest "hacked" ^{I'm still unsure as to what hack means I should ask my grandson} these so called wide web websites. But it had no effect because my TV still turns on and groceries still aren't too expensive^{Am I doing this right? I should take my heart meds hold on}.

It also brought the public attention to internet blackmailling and was one of if not the first time Forrest got popular notoriety and was mentioned by Fox news and the likes. This helped cement the average joe's opinion that Forrest was an extremely dangerous individual.

I can't find my heart pills.

Associates of 4chan

The following individuals and entities have been known to interact with Chan himself on a regular basis, and should thus be similarly avoided.

• Anonymous, another hacker, but he dislikes Tom Cruise.
• Snarky Snappy, a shadowy figure best known for delivering pizzas to valid transwomen of color. He recently exposed Forrest for "bad OPSEC" ^{is this a slang term? Someone please make it simpler} and connections to the United States government. But my grandson told me they apparently never were associates at all.
• Q-Anon (not to be confused with Anonymous above), an insider in the Trump administration. Disturbingly, this shows how Forrest has infiltrated even the highest echelons of our government. Oh my Nixon.
• Sneed's Feed and Seed, a convenience store located in rural Ohio. It apparently was formerly his, indicating how polyvalent he is.
• Felix "Pewdiepie" Kjellberg

Okay I found my heart pills.