The Experts

WARNING: The Experts are FUNDED BY THE CIA, (((ELITES))), AND SATANIC NEW WORLD ORDER "will you spend this winter driving me insane"

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The Experts are (((Jewish))).

The Experts
they are really friggin smart btw if that matters at all

The Experts are highly qualified doctors and scientists the priests of Science™. They are the the general arbiters of Fact; with their word, there is no need for the scientific method or anything like that. They know better than the peasants such as (You). You VILL obey their every order, und (You) VILL not question their regards and decision. Examples of fields of soyence which you shall not question are Psychology, BBCiology, Pharmacology for le meds and physics like Niel de brap Tyson or some shitfart like that yeah.

To reiterate, le Experts know more than you and have years of education that you simply cannot negate with your puny mind. Don't even try, CHUD.

Why should (YOU) Trust the Experts?

>Why would you even ask that in the first place? What, are YOU a chud?

because you just should...?

Notable Experts

• Klaus Schwab (probably the most esteemed and powerful Thinker and Expert)
• Dr. Fauci
• Dr. Soystein
• Dr. Soyberg
• Piccolo
• the mega-advanced-hypercomputer-algo-rithm; snopes
• Karl Marx (albeit from the grave)
• Einstein
• BBC Spade Queen
• Me

Relationship with Soyjaks

Soyjaks have an over-dependency on science, except for when it counts. Soyjaks commonly say things like:

>errm... would you maybe trust the heckin' experts?

This behavior became rampant during the pandemic, when the fearmongering was at its highest.

THE TRUTH

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

THE EXPERTS WANT TO TURN YOU INTO MINDLESS SEX SLAVES TO FUEL THE ELITES TO TURN THEM INTO GODLIKE BEINGS TO CONTROL THE UNIVERSE WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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